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posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 01:13 AM
Recent lights over Phoenix. Anything up north E_B?

I've been out late walking the dogs in the desert. nada

posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 01:17 AM
I don't see anything either. And I've been in Chicago most of my life.

Why is it all the exciting stuff happens when I'm not around??

posted on Feb, 11 2007 @ 09:46 AM
Syncronistic events also tend to cluster when you go out looking for high strangness, whether it be UFOs, wood spirits, ghosts, faries, time portals, or Mescalito.

Once while out walking around Cabazon Peak, I found a group of Scooby doo toys still in the blister package. Now this was "way" out in the desert, "Way" off the beaten track. I threw the package of toys in the back of the PU when I got back to the trail head, expecting to give them to the next kid I saw but they disappeared before I got back to Albuquerque. Seemingly trivial, and maybe I see "strange" where there is none, still........

All this talk of hiking in the desert has made me thirsty!
Barkeep, could you please make me a Salty dog.

posted on Feb, 11 2007 @ 01:49 PM
*poof* The bartender turns you into a salty dog. What kind of dog would be salty? Maybe a dog owned by a fisherman?? What kind of dog would a fisherman own? Some sort of mutt probably...

So, you are now a salty mutt. Another strange and bizarre event in the desert that is known as the Lounge Noir....

Barkeep...put that salty dog's salty dog on my tab!!

posted on Feb, 11 2007 @ 08:46 PM
Hi, Guys!!
Hey, E_B, when I was out & about with Chewbaca the camel, I saw this

I couldn't keep up with you. You ran like a desert whirlwind.

And thanks to you and Whaaa for the info! And good tip for reading.

You know, everyone looks to the skies and science labs for alien back engineering, but, I tell you I saw evidence in my cupboard. I opened up a box of whole grain crackers to have with my Wisconsin beer cheese, cut the top off of the foil pouch that held the tasty bites, scooped some out to put on the platter, then folded down the bag for freshness. The bag unfolded. I folded it down again. It unfolded again. I tried again and so did it. The pouch had to have been made of that same shape-retaining Roswell material!!
I got the big idea to hold down the fold with a rubber band, but then the bag wouldn't fit back into the box! Damn aliens!

Mechanic, I see you're ready to eat the fondue. Could you be a dear and spear me a bit of bread and pass it down this way?

[edit on 11-2-2007 by desert]

posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 07:37 PM
Oooh, Lounge Noir decorated for Valentine's Day...beautiful! Red velvet hearts, roses...classy
And look at that great oyster bar

Well, here's a Valentine for everyone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
ATS is tops
And so are you!

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 03:15 PM
I hope everyone got what they deserved for Valentines day.

I got a good spanking and a pack of Dentine gum. yum! I wanted a heliocopter ride but she said no.

Don't forget; Chinese new Year is Sunday the 18th so stock up on egg rolls for the big celebration. Wish I was in San Francisco or maybe even China.

Presidents day is Monday the 19th, I think I will wish for the good old days when Nixon was Pres. Never thought I'd say that.

Why don't we just lump all the holidays into one big celebration that lasts for like 8 weeks with 2 extra weeks to heal up.

Im gonna get a jump on Washingtons birthday the 22nd and start with somekind of cherry flavored vodka on the rocks, stirred with a stick.

I fixed my computer! Don't forget to put a phoneline filter on your printer/fax line. Now she's so fast and I don't get kicked off the www. anymore. life is good.

[edit on 16-2-2007 by whaaa]

posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 07:40 PM
I once knew a girl from China
Who had a hairy............back.....

But are you whaaa? How's the band? Do you ever play anywhere in Arizona/Utah/Nevada/New Mexico??

You play the bass? I played the bass once but it made the trout jealous...

I can play the piano a bit, but can only play notes...don't really make music or understand music....but I can read it? Does that make sense? I do enjoy playing though just for my own amusement/relaxation....


and peace to you Desert as well!!

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 12:54 PM
E_B, I'm currently backing up a guitarplayer/songwriter/singer/blues/country/old R&R in a tiny bar here in NM. I'm playing standupbass/slide/lead/harp. Friday nites for over a year now. Longest gig Ive ever had.

Me and the "Catfish" also put together a 4 piece combo for the occasional casino, festival, private party gigs. This music thing is strictly for ego, fun and small change. Soon to have a Utube for promotional purposes. U2U when finished.

My real gig is a designer/craftsman/metalsmith. I used to show in a gallery in Telacapaci and Scottsdale but I don't know what happened to that account. I also have a small flyfishing guide/outfitting service.
Do you ever make the trout jealous up in Lee's Ferry. I used too.


posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 03:15 PM
Telacapaque.....quite nice. Very expensive stuff in there. I paint...mostly for my own pleasure but have sold some work and done some commissioned stuff...but never had anything in Telacapaque.....

I do semi-abstract nudes mostly...and some portraits. Working on one of my wife and I now and then going to do one of my daughter (portraits not nudes...)

Also in the middle of a large painting which could be just about anything by the time I'm done....You live in NM? For some reason I thought you lived in Texas....NM is a beautiful state!!

Definitely U2U me when there's anything available I can check out on your band...I suppose I could share some of my paintings too. I have a few pics in my computer....

Vaya con dios!

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 05:18 PM
What in Odin's name is going on in my bar?

Did I read some sensible, normal entries? (I think I may have throwed up a little in my throat, Ulk.....)

It needs to get goofy in here again....soon......

posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 07:32 PM
Goofy? Yah...I see. Too much like a chat room where people enjoy a dose of reality. Sorry for keeping it real.....

*In walks in a dame. Not just any dame. This gal has heels, heels that show her defined calves, legs up to her neck and blue eyes that would melt any man's soul. This gal is trouble.

She sits down at the bar and orders a Cosmopolitan. A chick's drink, but she is all lady. She lights a Marlboro, red pack not the lights, and looks my way as she blows out the first draw.*

Man...i gotta get outta here! I think my wife is calling.....

[edit on 17-2-2007 by Excitable_Boy]

posted on Feb, 18 2007 @ 11:38 AM
Come back E_B, that's no dame, that's Bobby from down at the Pine Cone Inn. He sure does have a way with the makeup and clothes, not to mention the accessories. Check out that CK bag and matching shoes. Pure class. And the jewelry, beautiful!!

Hey Bob!! How's it hangin???

What brings you into LN? The Buffet? heh, heh, heh

posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 08:22 PM
Quiet...quiet, everybody. Oooh, my head. I forgot to take aspirin. Been too busy at work and forgot about all those holidays happening now, until Whaaa reminded me. So I had cherry flavored rice wine with bourbon and seven (for Mardi Gras)...oooohhh. The drink was served in a hurricane glass, and the paper American flag on a toothpick stuck through the maraschino lychee nut was a nice touch.

You guys are so amazing, being musical and artistic. Neat.

MrP, are you going to install those talking urinal cakes at LN?

Did you say Bobby dropped by? I need to borrow his Donna Karan.

posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 08:24 PM
So sorry. It seems I've somehow double posted at LN. Hmmmm, how did that happen? Let's see. The screen went blank, for too long, then I kept hitting this symbol with the cursor...hmmmmm....let's see if it happens again....

[edit on 19-2-2007 by desert]

posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 01:00 AM
Hi folks, good to see some friendly faces! I'm feelin a little down as the "Catfish" just got popped on a road rage charge and I'm stuck
as the frontman with a new/old guitarist. Sometimes the music business sucks so bad and other times it's Nirvana.

I'm in the mood for something stout. Yeah, a stout stout, from the British Isles. All brown and frothy and room tempature, ummm good.

Any news from the Russian dude that used to come in here? Nice fella!

Hey, how about Brittiny shaving her head. American contemporary Culture sure has gotten.............American.... I guess. I used to think that
I was pretty damn hip. Not anymore. Maybe if I got some ink. Hey, that sounded almost hip. I'm ramblin....

posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 06:54 AM
Wow dude...some ink. Yah...that would be far out, man. Personally, I am inkless, but the wife has a nice tatoo above her butt crack.....

I actually do want to get a tattoo but never seem to find one I like....

Maybe I could get one of this guy:

posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 09:08 AM
Hey, Whaaa! Hey, E_B! Hope it's not too early to be in here. Guess I'll have a Mimosa.
Yeah, Whaaa, the music business sounds like Life in general...sigh...

Ink hmmm well, let's see if I can find my old one....nope, not said Free Angela but now it looks like Frangelica...
Actually, I don't have any ink. No interest to. No piercings either. Same for MrD. Oh, I have done the mehndi and temporary tats, which is fun. No, Life sometimes is too long and changing for permanences.

Hey, E_B, how 'bout a temp tat that says, "If you can read this you're running too close"?

Yeah, haven't seen that nice young Russian around for awhile. Boy, did he like to eat...nearly cleaned out the LN buffet when he dropped by.

Well, I'm off to ride the quad around the desert. I guess I gotta be off to do this at my age

posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 09:34 AM
I too am inkless, but my friend "cool breeze" had a question mark inked on his arm because he did'nt know what kind of image he wanted. Sort of a Beatnik approach.

If I had of gotten a tatoo in my younger days it would have said "born to raise hell" in old english script. Now it would read "born to raise asparagus"

The wind has been blowing something awful and kicked up some kind of allergin that is making me feel real funky. And along with the medication and that beer I just drank. "Could someone give me a ride back to the trailer?"

posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 06:21 PM
Camel back at your service! Hop on, Whaaa.
Oh, dear, can you sit upright? No? No problem. ......ghzzzeeeeeerip..... ghzzzzzeeeeerip ........there, the duct tape outa hold ya till we find your trailer.

Whaaa, these trailers are kinda blown around!? Which one is yours? Is that your front door or your back door?

Yoo hoo! Ma'am, do you know this man? Yes? Dump him over there you say?

Whaaa, what is your reputation in this neighborhood?

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