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That's because I am stealth incarnate, Dear Fritz, feline wonder of charm and perserverence.
Originally posted by fritz
Queen Anne Dearest at least 'till my Beloved Tinkle gets back I didn't even know you'd gone!:shk:
Not at all...just keeping us all abreast of the latest scuttlebutt downtown!
Are you implying, on your return, that we, at the hallowed TKA Clubhouse, have a problem with my NinjaKittyfleas?
My dear Fritz...I slander no one, and any truths I must utter fall under my 'forward facing, steady gaze to all' policy.
However, I cannot stand idly by, hearing or reading about my beloved NinjaKittyfleas being slandered or libelled.
In the meantime, welcome back. I trust you'll grab a couple of cushions off the couch and sit by the fire.
Here. have one of my special Mature Cheddar cheese Kittydoughnuts or if you'd prefer, some of my very special extra-cheesey Lasagne.
Originally posted by Zaphod58
Your report is just SLIGHTLY overdue there, Ms Resident Assassin. *taps foot* But the way members have been dropping I guess we'll forgive you this time. Have a donut.
There is never a viable call to war, these days, IMHO--especially when much can be resolved in a discreet manner if assassins are available for the task. Of course, I only kill ideas and delusions, with a sharp sword of verbal alacrity--my pacifism extends even to the insect kingdom. I relocate unwanted 6 legged guests rather than squish them.
We almost went to war recently, and things are a little tense still. We will NOT have open warfare in my clubhouse.
by Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward
War Pigs
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord yeah
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight
They leave that all to the poor
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till their judgment day comes
Now in darkness world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgment God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord yeah
Originally posted by loam
For example, I was not aware we had a resident professional assassin among us. I had assumed this was a support (term used very loosely) group for armature posters who inadvertanly killed threads. However, I am delighted to learn we can actually get PAID for such talents. The free markets never cease to amaze me....
queenannie38:
I do not believe we have had the pleasure... I am loam...a somewhat reluctant member of TKA...
As a relatively new member, I seem to have a tendency to push the limits of most rules around here....
I understand that they are prohibited, BUT...I...LIKE...the simple waxy kind....
Not an uncommon occurence by any means.
Originally posted by Zaphod58
She went undercover, but apparently went so deep she forgot who she was until recently.
Originally posted by fritz
If that was not bad enough, somebody intent on world doughnut domination, is bringing in 'glazed' doughnuts into the clubhouse. I for one cannot stand this strain anymore.
Originally posted by fritz
Duzey, my Special DragonLady, keeps farting green smoke within our widdle hideyway beneath the pile of cushions.