Oh Great, Green Special Dragon Lady, that guy George was an absolute
I mean......... why slay when you can befriend, train and live a pleasant co-existance? Much like you and me.......... you keep me nice and warm with
your oh so gentle Green Dragon breath, your Special Green Methane Haze keeps us both safe and sound on the couch where nobody dares to sit...... I
mean, who'd be stupid enough to wake a slumbering Dragon, no matter how Special they are?
Welcome, Bob Laotse, to our little club on the web. We are the Masters and Mistresses of the Great Thread Kill. We have, through years of selfless
devotion, aquired and mastered the ancient arts of Thread Killing.
Led by Our Leader, all
Benevolence, Zaphod, we roam far and wide across the Great Divide, killing threads wherever and whenever
we find them, but only those that need or 'want' to be killed.
You have queried my very existence and I feel I must now divulge my identity. I am a 20 pound :shk: Ginger and Orange Marmalade Tom Cat. I model
myself on Garfield
and have a liking for extra strong Mature Cheddar Cheese Kittydoughnuts and Lasagne.
Apart from my extra sharp KittyClaws, razor sharp wit and a warm and generous nature, I am armed with (at the last roll call
) over one million
NinjaKittyfleas, led by the Grand Field Marshall, Mitsu Tokugawa.
You have nothing to fear from my sacred army for, as long as you abide by our Code of Conduct
, they will never harm you.
Now my friend, grab a seat, and tuck into the fresh
doughnuts or you may prefer a slice of my special KittyLasagne, heated by my Very
Special Green Dragon Lady
Oh......... by the way........... watch where you plonk yer bum! Me and Duzey are Kittysnuggling under the pile of cushions.