What made you smile today?

Originally posted by chissler
Anyways, my stunned ass squeezed again and I blasted her with four or five good shots

sorry chissler but I'm more of a toilet humor kinda guy and that line right there was too stellar to not single out.

my daughter is always asking me to play boyfriend/girlfriend with her. I never do becuase it freaks me out on way too many levels. tonight, in an effort to get her to take a bath and get ready for bed I promised her a special treat. she thought it was going to be candy or ice cream and I said "no, let's play your game" she got this massive smile plastered onto her face and she said "ok, call me Sarah. I'm 38 and your 37 and we're at a party." she gets up and says "c'mon, let's dance." I get down on my knees, put her little hand in mine and start to dance with her. she leans in and kisses me on the cheek and says "I love you daddy, this is a good special treat." I look up and my wife is watching us and there are tears rolling down her cheeks.

this Walton's moment of familial bliss never would have happened if the boy was awake.

Originally posted by Crakeur
sorry chissler but I'm more of a toilet humor kinda guy and that line right there was too stellar to not single out.

Wrong on so many levels.



(But funny!)

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Jak

My new washable PEACE Tatoo!!!

It made me laugh it liberated me! It came close to a religious experience!

I love it.

please delete


[edit on 8-8-2007 by PORCUPINEPIE]

macaroni!

Enjoying a glass of premium wine with my SO.

One of the guys at work tried to pull a fast one on me today, and I walked right into it just like a dumb girl!

He asked me if I had heard about that Actress that got stabbed?
at first I rolled my eyes thinking he was pulling my leg (he was)
then he said...No..Really!
I said No...who?
he said...Reese...ahhh dang it whats her name....her name is Reeeeese.....
I said "Witherspoon?"
and he said.... No...with a knife!
I slapped him!

What made you smile today?

Answer: Nothing.

this

My SO is privy to my esoteric secrets. Lucky for him.

Originally posted by Questor
My SO is privy to my esoteric secrets. Lucky for him.

You got me to thinkin..........

If I ask my SO to show me her "esoteric secrets" would a smile be the appropriate response when and if she does show them to me?

[edit on 20-10-2007 by whaaa]

Well, I asked her to show me her esoteric secrets with a big smile on my face and her response was...

What are you grinning at moron!!

Don't cha just love romance?

My son woke me up cause he wanted a hug

Uhmmmmm....Well this is a little strange but nice regardless...

I work in retail and an elderly couple came to me for assistance. I directed them to the products they wanted..She couldnt take her eyes off of me...( ? ) anyway all of a sudden she says " You are an extremely nice person" to which i replied "Thank you very much but its my job to help"
Still, with her eyes fixed on me as though she could see thru me she said "I wish you a very happy life" "You deserve it". She promply looked for my name on my chest and went to meet up with her husband and i could hear her talking still about how nice i was!!!

So, was it a shopper?
Was it someone who could see my aura?
Was it senility?
Was she never treated properly?
Will she leave me all the money in her will?

This was definatly different than just being thanked and a smile.

A message from behond telling me to stay happy and helpful?

Any way, maybe i read too much into this but it was not the norm.

What do you think?

Originally posted by FredT
My son woke me up cause he wanted a hug

Awww, what a
beautiful thing!!!!
God bless you both!

mi ruca

an ATS avatar with the SNL clip of Will Ferrell playing the cow bell !!

classic

cow bell

Originally posted by Lysergic
mi ruca

Tu roca??? muy bueno!!!!!

Just knowing there is an ATS to log onto made me smile today. I had no idea when I stumbled on to this tribe that I would be hanging out with you guys this long.