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Damn You Canada

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posted on May, 30 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
I must admit that I was quite turned on by the fact of having a sexy uniformed black chick feeling me up wearing latex gloves when I arrived at Washington...


Multi-time a week occurrence for me now, I'm kind of inured to it.




posted on May, 30 2017 @ 02:36 PM
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originally posted by: verschickter
Tomorrow I´ll go have some polpetti.


So the TSA is going to grope you too?



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 02:37 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Italian, eh?
Try this next time the lil bastardi trespasses on your turf:

"GET OFFA MA LAWN...OR I BREAKA YOU FACE!"


Is that you, papa?



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 02:38 PM
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originally posted by: Brian4real
I understand you clearly Mr. Masonicus, however i believe your missing another scourge our overly-polite neighbors dumped on us, who also has a condo in Manhattan. That scourge is simply known as "Drake". Only a Canadian would use a type of waterfowl as a rap moniker.


I completely understand. But this character doesn't live in my neighborhood like Captain Canada does.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 06:47 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Im weeping for you as I type this....
edit on 30/5/2017 by Brian4real because: Grammer



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 07:37 PM
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originally posted by: Brian4real
Im weeping for you as I type this....


Makes two of us.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 10:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
... a rather loud and pungent fart...


We call that Beebing.
What do we call a wet beeb? A beeb-squoit?



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 10:59 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Justin Goddamn Bieber.

Fornicating Bieber.






posted on May, 31 2017 @ 03:47 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Brian4real
Im weeping for you as I type this....


Makes two of us.


Weeping from where?

Did you catch it from each other or from someone/thing else?

I am a certified veterinary surgeon and can help you if needed!?

Take care.

Warmest

Lags
edit on 31-5-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Phrase added



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 07:22 AM
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a reply to: Miracula2

Yeah, I'll be jealous of my old self who didn't have to live in the same neighborhood as this tool.



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Just thought I would say "Good morning" with another Canadian Justin!

You're welcome.




posted on May, 31 2017 @ 07:29 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Is that the mayor of Canada?



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 07:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Is that the mayor of Canada?



He is indeed our Grand Poobah.

We make offerings of walrus blubber to him and he graciously allows us to turn over half our income in taxes.
But he's very pretty. (Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 07:41 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
(Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)



Okay, give me a sec to wake her up.



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 07:45 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
(Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)



Okay, give me a sec to wake her up.


At least order room service breakfast before you roll her back up in the carpet.



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
(Just ask your First Lady, Ivanka)



Okay, give me a sec to wake her up.


At least order room service breakfast before you roll her back up in the carpet.


I think that is going to be a difficult one as I heard that the waitress that is in charge of room service is already rolled up in the carpet Jacy!

Warmest

Lags



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 10:46 PM
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The gals just can't resist this Justin



Seems like all women love this guy



posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 02:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Miracula2

this tool.



That's the beauty of youth. No cares. No responsibility. He's just a young adult. I was no different at his age.

He'll mature in a couple of decades.



posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 04:59 AM
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originally posted by: Miracula2

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Miracula2

this tool.



That's the beauty of youth. No cares. No responsibility. He's just a young adult. I was no different at his age.

He'll mature in a couple of decades.


Let him get VD without treatment a couple of times...

Not that this has happened to me of course!

Warmest

Lags



posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 05:57 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Let him get VD without treatment a couple of times...

Not that this has happened to me of course!


Me neither, not ever. And certainly not from DB the last time I was in Vegas two weeks ago.




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