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Damn You Canada

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posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: Involutionist
All we ask in return is: Can we PLEASE have Minka Kelly?!


I would trade her, Emma Stone and Mila Kunis if you took your wayward child back.


Btw, been to your hood and surrounding area. Beautiful neighbourhood with much culture, great food, and entertainment indeed. Most of all it has great people that reflect what makes America beautiful.


Now it's gonna be a giant smoking, desolate crater with zero culture.




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
To be fair, if you grew up in a place with a climate that cold, your testicles might have a difficult time dropping too.


I'm Italian, that happened in the womb.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:04 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin
So Ryean suggests that we counter-offer, with the offer of sending you about a dozen used range-golf-balls, in a mesh bag.


Screw it, just brain me with the 9 iron and get it over with.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:44 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Permesso, sto cercando sera, quanto costa questo?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:47 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's the Canadian version of revenge when Trump slapped that Tariff on Canadian soft wood lumber.

There is always a backlash, "anonymous sources say" the Justin that rules Canada asked the Justin that sings and makes people angry to move closer to Trump to annoy him, and I see it has already worked on some Americans, mission accomplished.



Don't mess with Canada they will beat you at hockey every time, and then send there worst to live with you, and they will do it with polite smile and and say "sorry about that."


edit on 29-5-2017 by Blue_Jay33 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:08 PM
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OMG I love me some Justin Beiber songs.

...not kidding. Lol. I think he's talented. Can we still be friends?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:53 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: gspat
You do know the only reason we gave you Justin Beiber is because you went and gave us reality crap TV...

We still owe you more in return...


Honestly? What is worse than him? What could you possibly send that actually makes him seem appealing?


I'd say what's worse than Beiber are the Americans Scott Braun and Rapper Usher who found him and made him famous to begin with.
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posted on May, 30 2017 @ 02:10 AM
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Don't mess with Canada they will beat you at hockey every time



Nah...

We give you our best players... cause you pay em more

you're welcome




posted on May, 30 2017 @ 04:03 AM
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I am surprised that no-one has mentioned Candaian bacon vs American bacon yet...

Bunch of girls wet blouses...



Warmest

Lags



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:28 AM
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originally posted by: verschickter
Permesso, sto cercando sera, quanto costa questo?


Per te? Sempre gratis.




edit on 30-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:31 AM
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originally posted by: Blue_Jay33
Don't mess with Canada they will beat you at hockey every time, and then send there worst to live with you, and they will do it with polite smile and and say "sorry about that."



You're a vicious people to be able to appear polite but be so despicable.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:31 AM
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Essai de parler Français you miserable sod!



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:32 AM
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originally posted by: brokenghost
I'd say what's worse than Beiber are the Americans Scott Braun and Rapper Usher who found him and made him famous to begin with.


This very well may be true but they had the common courtesy to reside elsewhere.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:34 AM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
OMG I love me some Justin Beiber songs.

...not kidding. Lol. I think he's talented. Can we still be friends?


I see your Bieber and raise you with *NSYNC. Bye. Bye. Bye.




edit on 30-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:37 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Essai de parler Français you miserable sod!


Stai zitta, rana.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 06:04 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Essai de parler Français you miserable sod!


Stai zitta, rana.


Right... And the pink gerbils and thigh high fishing waders?



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 06:45 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
 


Which brings me to the point of my rant. Why Canada? Why? What the eff did we do to you that you would send this weasel bastard here to our lovely town?


You send that sniveling wuss to us a reward.

Goddamn you Canada, Goddamn you to hell.

 


FAKE NEWS!!!!

We did NOT send him to you!
As usual, you Americans found something you wanted in another country and took it.

Why??
So he could be packaged, promoted and pimped out to make money.
He was a freaking KID.

A kid who was discovered on youtube who lived in a town that is home to the Stratford Festival...a festival that has been graced by talents such as: Alec Guinness, Christopher Walken, James Mason, Christopher Plummer, Maggie Smith, Jason Robards, Peter Ustinov, to name a few.

Maybe if your greedy American music producers had left him alone he could have worked his way onto that stage and followed in great footsteps.
But no.

He got Americanized, and is now another hot mess (Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan? Amanda Byrnes? Miley Cyrus?)
TOO MUCH, too young.

Perhaps y'all forget that Canada also gave you: Neil Young, Rush, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Gordon Lightfoot, Paul Anka, Michael Buble, Oscar Peterson, Our Lady Peace, Triumph, The Tragically Hip, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Three Days Grace, The Tea Party, etc. etc. ETC!!!

*drops mike*

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Canadian bacon and maple syrup waiting with my Tim Horton's coffee (& donut).
God bless Canada.

jacy



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 06:50 AM
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I got nothing.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 06:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

I got nothing.



Apology accepted.




posted on May, 30 2017 @ 07:00 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Apology accepted.



I'm a guy, we don't apologize.

Plus that jackwad is still moving in. Life in our neck of the woods is over.



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