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Damn You Canada

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posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Let him get VD without treatment a couple of times...

Not that this has happened to me of course!


Me neither, not ever. And certainly not from DB the last time I was in Vegas two weeks ago.


Tell me about it...

I was there too.. remember???

Erm... maybe better not to.

Still don't have a clue how to get rid of those blood stains on my car upholstery by the way?

Warmest

Lags




posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Let him get VD without treatment a couple of times...

Not that this has happened to me of course!


Me neither, not ever. And certainly not from DB the last time I was in Vegas two weeks ago.


Tell me about it...

I was there too.. remember???

Erm... maybe better not to.

Still don't have a clue how to get rid of those blood stains on my car upholstery by the way?

Warmest

Lags


I didn't write that by the way... someone hacked my ATS account... Honest!



posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 08:19 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Speaking of hacking, I think I just arrived at a solution to my problem.



posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 08:36 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Speaking of hacking, I think I just arrived at a solution to my problem.



I don't like using axes for hacking... quite messy... I leave that to the amateurs.



posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 12:35 PM
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He is making his rounds in the performing arts community and keeping out of trouble...for now. And he's 23 years old so he should be almost fully cooked at this point.

I am just glad he hired a fashion consultant...let's give credit where credit is due.


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posted on Jun, 1 2017 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
He is making his rounds in the performing arts community...


Hopefully he pays attention to any instructions.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 07:54 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
He is making his rounds in the performing arts community...
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Hopefully he pays attention to any instructions.


Probably not... His puppy chewed up the colouring book with all those instructions in...

Apparently the puppy stopped chewing and barfed its intestines up when it got to the half coloured in page of the clown holding a balloon sitting on a bicycle chewing on a couple of pixies.

It was speculated that the scribbled words "The King is dead LONG LIVE JUSTIN" and the word "sex" with pictures of willies were also sprawled all over the same page.
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posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
He is making his rounds in the performing arts community...


Hopefully he pays attention to any instructions.


I think he may be at the stage where he follows his own drum beat, so let's hope someone buys him a Tibetan drum so he can achieve a theta state of being. No instructions will be necessary.

Mason, the property values around there are going up, up, up and away!

www.realtor.com...



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
Mason, the property values around there are going up, up, up and away!


Wanna buy my house?



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
Mason, the property values around there are going up, up, up and away!


Wanna buy my house?


Nope, I'm looking at green modular off-grid solutions.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 12:47 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
Nope, I'm looking at green modular off-grid solutions.


He has room for that on his front lawn:




posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm also looking for peace and quiet, so not happening on his front lawn.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
I'm also looking for peace and quiet, so not happening on his front lawn.


I suffer, you suffer.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 01:41 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
I'm also looking for peace and quiet, so not happening on his front lawn.


I suffer, you suffer.


No I turn and walk away.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 01:47 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
No I turn and walk away.


When he helicopters over to your pristine off-grid location give me a shout.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 01:53 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I might flag him to land and come join me for a wild blueberry hunt instead.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 01:55 PM
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a reply to: InTheLight

I'm all for it. He should follow this with a fun game of Jump in the Well.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 02:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

All wells here are covered and locked. Me thinks you protest too much.



“Great affection is often the cause of violent animosity. The quarrels of men often arise from too great a familiarity.”



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 02:04 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
All wells here are covered and locked. Me thinks you protest too much.


I'm willing to hire a locksmith.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
All wells here are covered and locked. Me thinks you protest too much.


I'm willing to hire a locksmith.


The locksmith will have to get past my geese and donkey first.




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