Damn You Canada, page 19

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:03 PM

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a reply to: Autorico

Thank the Lord!

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:03 PM

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They try to dupe us with that sodie-pop that tastes like Alka-seltzer.
I would personally wage war if it wasn't for the 'Trailer Park Boys.'

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:06 PM

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a reply to: skunkape23

I will boycott Alka Seltzer for allowing the Quebecers to mimic its taste!

skunkape23

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:15 PM

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originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: skunkape23

I will boycott Alka Seltzer for allowing the Quebecers to mimic its taste!

But , then...how are you going to enjoy exploding seagulls?

skunkape23

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:16 PM

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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: skunkape23

I will boycott Alka Seltzer for allowing the Quebecers to mimic its taste!
But , then...how are you going to enjoy exploding seagulls?

It's a Meskin standoff.

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:28 PM

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a reply to: skunkape23

Comet sandwich!

edit on 15-7-2018 by CanadianMason because: two words instead of a dozen are sufficient to get my point across?

DBCowboy

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:31 PM

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Caunada is just a small town in northern Montana.

They have a weird habit of putting "U" where it doesn't belong.

There are only 37 of them.

And they eat moose and ice and dig potholes in their streets.

They are weird but very polite.

Nyiah

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:35 PM

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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: skunkape23

I will boycott Alka Seltzer for allowing the Quebecers to mimic its taste!
But , then...how are you going to enjoy exploding seagulls?
It's a Meskin standoff.

In Canada?? An authentic Canadian standoff is much more dull

skunkape23

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:41 PM

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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Caunada is just a small town in northern Montana.

They have a weird habit of putting "U" where it doesn't belong.

There are only 37 of them.

And they eat moose and ice and dig potholes in their streets.

They are weird but very polite.

Cunidu Dry, aye?

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:44 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

37? That's an odd n_mber.

Where I come from, we take the 'u' o_t from where it belongs.

There are only fo_r of _s here.

One of _s plays the _kalele, one plays the j_ice harp, one the bambo_la and the fo_rth one plays the chromatic b_tton accordian.

O_r band is called 'Not Yo_'.

edit on 15-7-2018 by CanadianMason because: I thought it would make even more sense than it already did?

edit on 15-7-2018 by CanadianMason because: I forgot an underscore and replaced a 't' with an 'n'?

Autorico

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:44 PM

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a reply to: skunkape23

You must only speak with easterners, in the west, we don't talk like that. Well, most of us.

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:54 PM

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a reply to: Autorico

Whale Oil Beef Hooked! Yo_'re a Westerner?

edit on 15-7-2018 by CanadianMason because: I'm a bit rusty on how to read a compass?

Autorico

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 05:58 PM

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a reply to: CanadianMason

muahaha yes. But it's saskatchewan, so it completely blows.

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:11 PM

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a reply to: Autorico

There are so many jokes abo_t Saskatchewan o_t there!

It gives a whole new meaning to cr_ise control, that's for s_re!

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:13 PM

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a reply to: Autorico

If yo_r dog ran away two weeks ago, can yo_ still see him r_nning?

Autorico

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:14 PM

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a reply to: CanadianMason

Every single thing they say about Saskatchewan is absolutely true.

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:18 PM

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a reply to: Nyiah

Uh, yeah, we're all polite here until the puck drops buddy!

CanadianMason

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:19 PM

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a reply to: Autorico

LOL! I wonder if there are any jokes about my province? Ontario.

Autorico

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:21 PM

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a reply to: CanadianMason

Not that I've heard. In Sask, it's mostly indigenous jokes sadly.

Nyiah

posted on Jul, 15 2018 @ 06:24 PM

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originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: Nyiah

Uh, yeah, we're all polite here until the puck drops buddy!

When the puck drops, I imagine a lot of ice time smack talk goes like this away from the ice mics

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