Damn You Canada

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Apology accepted.

I'm a guy, we don't apologize.

And I'm a polite Canadian so I WILL apologize.
I am sorry for foaming at the mouth like that.

I woke up to thunder, lightning and hail and it made me a little testy.

originally posted by: jacygirl
And I'm a polite Canadian so I WILL apologize.
I am sorry for foaming at the mouth like that.

I was starting to think all the foam around your mouth was from a Tim Horton's double/double.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
And I'm a polite Canadian so I WILL apologize.
I am sorry for foaming at the mouth like that.

I was starting to think all the foam around your mouth was from a Tim Horton's double/double.

Oh yeah, why is that? Because I'm just a clumsy dumb Canadian????

(wow, where is all this angst coming from? it's like I've been possessed by some road-ragey American or something)

Don't you have a plane to catch?

originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh yeah, why is that? Because I'm just a clumsy dumb Canadian????

No, it's only because I know that stuff is like coffee crack for your kind.

Don't you have a plane to catch?

San Fran in 1 hour.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh yeah, why is that? Because I'm just a clumsy dumb Canadian????

No, it's only because I know that stuff is like coffer crack for your kind.

My kind? My kind hopes your kind has a turbulent flight.


But please land safely, I still love you.

originally posted by: jacygirl
My kind? My kind hopes your kind has a turbulent flight.

But please land safely, I still love you.

Hasta la pasta. I'll order up some Wi-Fi and torment you from 36,000'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
My kind? My kind hopes your kind has a turbulent flight.

But please land safely, I still love you.

Hasta la pasta. I'll order up some Wi-Fi and torment you from 36,000'.

Ah, you know I love it when you torment me when you're high.

a reply to: Akragon



Oh the girls rock it out too

originally posted by: jacygirl
Ah, you know I love it when you torment me when you're high.

Doing what I do best.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Ah, you know I love it when you torment me when you're high.

Doing what I do best.

JACY....

PLEASE... I REPEAT... PURLEEEZZEEEE... If Aug invites you over to his place DO NOT go any where near the freezer in his cellar downstairs...

Even if he invites you to look at his magical and wonderful cherry and chocolate flavour lollypop making machine in the cellar that no-one but him and DB know about...

Erm... Aug... do you still need that rather large length of used carpet roll and industrial plastic bagging?

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Erm... Aug... do you still need that rather large length of used carpet roll and industrial plastic bagging?

Uh, yeah, man. Dead hookers aren't gonna roll themselves up.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Erm... Aug... do you still need that rather large length of used carpet roll and industrial plastic bagging?

Uh, yeah, man. Dead hookers aren't gonna roll themselves up.

On its way with the bottle of dog farts/sharts.

All was packed using double layered gloves and a Tyvek suit and mask so no traces...

The dog licked the stamp (the neigbours dog...) so all is ok there too...

Warmest

Lags

LOL! Jacy!!!!!

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

 

Which brings me to the point of my rant. Why Canada? Why? What the eff did we do to you that you would send this weasel bastard here to our lovely town?


You send that sniveling wuss to us a reward.

Goddamn you Canada, Goddamn you to hell.

 

FAKE NEWS!!!!

We did NOT send him to you!
As usual, you Americans found something you wanted in another country and took it.

Why??
So he could be packaged, promoted and pimped out to make money.
He was a freaking KID.

A kid who was discovered on youtube who lived in a town that is home to the Stratford Festival...a festival that has been graced by talents such as: Alec Guinness, Christopher Walken, James Mason, Christopher Plummer, Maggie Smith, Jason Robards, Peter Ustinov, to name a few.

Maybe if your greedy American music producers had left him alone he could have worked his way onto that stage and followed in great footsteps.
But no.

He got Americanized, and is now another hot mess (Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan? Amanda Byrnes? Miley Cyrus?)
TOO MUCH, too young.

Perhaps y'all forget that Canada also gave you: Neil Young, Rush, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Gordon Lightfoot, Paul Anka, Michael Buble, Oscar Peterson, Our Lady Peace, Triumph, The Tragically Hip, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Three Days Grace, The Tea Party, etc. etc. ETC!!!

*drops mike*

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Canadian bacon and maple syrup waiting with my Tim Horton's coffee (& donut).
God bless Canada.

jacy

That. Was. Spectacular.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Hopefully it clears customs.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Hopefully it clears customs.

Managed to slip my laptop in there too...

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Terrorist. Since you are a rabbit I hope you fly United.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Terrorist. Since you are a rabbit I hope you fly United.

Bugger That.... how do you expect me to pack those 3 French maids into my suit luggage!?

A chainsaw will not fit into cabin baggage and always looks a bit dodgy!

Sick and tired of breaking up my chain saw each time I enter Charles de Gaulle airport....

Humphhhh.....

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Tell them you're German, they'll drop their weapons and run.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You're an Italian? I just know enough Italian to get myself in trouble!
In the future maybe I should be called Mama Mia!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Tell them you're German, they'll drop their weapons and run.

Im talking of course about The TSA side when I arrive!