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ATS new years resolutions. Do you have any?

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posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:20 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
...and that we are actually, you know, human underneath our opinions.


In all fairness I am a reptilian.




posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
But if the money was right you would think about it right?

If you want the best you have to pay for it.


Would a couple of quid do the trick?



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:21 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Maybe you got the apartment number wrong...this is the New Years Eve party.

The cookies and kiddie-punch are next door. Here - sit down, take your shoes off, put your feet up, relax and have a beer.




Know any good jokes? This is more of an improv party, but well-told jokes are always welcome....



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Happy New Year Nonspecific, I've enjoyed engaging in your threads, particularly the witty ones.


He has witty threads?


I do.

I am the epitome of awsome.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
But if the money was right you would think about it right?

If you want the best you have to pay for it.


Would a couple of quid do the trick?


PM me.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
I do.

I am the epitome of awsome.


And you obviously eschew all pretenses of false modesty. I like that in a pompous New Year's Eve host.

Cheers to you sir.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:23 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
PM me.


My ATS wife may get jealous.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:23 AM
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originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: intrptr

*sigh*

If you actually had some friends you know you could joke around with them.



As usual, I'm not here to "make friends". Try not to be so cliquish all the time.





I think of you as a friend, I always enjoy your perspective.

Cheer up you old humbug and live a little.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
PM me.


My ATS wife may get jealous.


I thought that as I wrote that...



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:24 AM
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Yeah , same ones that I had last year but broke this year.
I'm a creature of habit so will no doubt break them again next year.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:25 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
I thought that as I wrote that...


And you did it anyway. You cheeky bugger.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:25 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've been told I'm hairy enough to be Big Foot, but my husband just might have been joking.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I will also stalk him. Don't forget that part.
He and I have had it out before....but we made amends.


I can always use a pinch-hitter. .....



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:26 AM
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The "New Year, New Me" starter Pack



edit on 31-12-2015 by FamCore because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:26 AM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Sooo, this is the get drunk and insult each other silly thread.

I though it had to with New Years resolutions… lol.

No problem, I don't drink, do holidays or generally insult people for laughs. My mom and nephew were watching "Funniest videos" yesterday, laugh a riot at all the vidbits that showed people getting injured. Different world today.

Have fun….



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
I can always use a pinch-hitter. .....


Only if the first batter doesn't hit a homer.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've been told I'm hairy enough to be Big Foot, but my husband just might have been joking.



Open apology after the private one the other day.

My resolution stands, no more getting too upset with stuff here.

I have one more night to be open and honest.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:32 AM
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originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Sooo, this is the get drunk and insult each other silly thread.

I though it had to with New Years resolutions… lol.

No problem, I don't drink, do holidays or generally insult people for laughs. My mom and nephew were watching "Funniest videos" yesterday, laugh a riot at all the vidbits that showed people getting injured. Different world today.

Have fun….


Oh come on...

It is a way to say goodbye to the last year and hello to the next one.

Are you that uptight? can you not let it go for a few hours before we all get back into the arguments?

Happy new year fella. Open up or not we all know your a softy at heart.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:34 AM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

This was the joke from my Christmas cracker


Why did 6 not like 7?



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:37 AM
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originally posted by: woodwardjnr
a reply to: BuzzyWigs

This was the joke from my Christmas cracker


Why did 6 not like 7?


Because 7 8 9.

This should have been a thread in it's own right.



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