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ATS new years resolutions. Do you have any?

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posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: butcherguy

Talk to Charlie Sheen. I'm sure he knows a few hoez in different area codes


Oh wait... nvm. The HIV thing.

As for me. I like this approach:


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posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
Toying with the idea of having unprotected sex with crack whores, not sure about that one yet.


Trying to recapture your youth?



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: woodwardjnr
Not take it so seriously. I'm not always right. Just most of the time


Lol, you sound like my ex.

She was wrong once and admitted it too.

It was a Tuesday if my memory serves me.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Since we seem to have settled on drunken posting as a theme here, any of you drunk yet? I mean, it's just about 5pm over there where you are, right?

I gotta go get more beer and some spiked eggnog for MrWigs, and when I get back I'll prolly "join you" in your celebration.....



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
Teachers used to come to our keggers in high school.


The closest I got to that was having a drink with one of my teachers at prom.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: nonspecific


Things will be the way they will be, not the way we foresee them.





That sounds a little fatalisic to be fair.

I plan to change the whole world. One person at a time...



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Since we seem to have settled on drunken posting as a theme here, any of you drunk yet? I mean, it's just about 5pm over there where you are, right?

I gotta go get more beer and some spiked eggnog for MrWigs, and when I get back I'll prolly "join you" in your celebration.....


I was off to the liquor store since we are having everyone over tonight so I will have a beer right after I have lunch and start cooking dinner.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:36 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: nonspecific

Since we seem to have settled on drunken posting as a theme here, any of you drunk yet? I mean, it's just about 5pm over there where you are, right?

I gotta go get more beer and some spiked eggnog for MrWigs, and when I get back I'll prolly "join you" in your celebration.....


It is just past half three.

Mrsnonspecific is at her parents and my son is at his mums.

That leaves me and our anarchist Irish Jew lodger/friend in need.

And some beer.

Guess were this is going...



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
Guess were this is going...


Down hill.




Quickly.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Honest folk don't get rich my friend, unless they win the lottery. Honest folks doing honest work get stiffed till they die. Personally, although, yes, it is rubbish, I prefer that to the alternative, but its YOUR resolution bud, and if it works for you, then go for it!



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: butcherguy
Toying with the idea of having unprotected sex with crack whores, not sure about that one yet.


Trying to recapture your youth?

Nope.
It's on my bucket list.
I'm gonna start hanging out at Walmart too... so people can take photos of me and get me on that 'People of Walmart' thing.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: butcherguy

sarcasm/


Definitely going to go OFF the kidneystone diet. I have grown two more while following the damn thing religiously.


What did you expect from being ON the kidneystone diet? Ingrown toenails? Don't know why anyone would adopt a diet promising them kidneystones....were you part of a clinical trial?

/sarcasm

(he he - just kidding. But seriously, sorry you got stoned when you ate tha....
or, I mean.....never mind. heh. )
okay, I'm done now... seriously seriously: Sorry to hear about your malady. I hear those are awful.

CHEERS!!!
HNY!!



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
CHEERS!!!
HNY!!


'HNY'? Is that internet speak for 'hiney'? Did you just call him an ass?



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
CHEERS!!!
HNY!!


'HNY'? Is that internet speak for 'hiney'? Did you just call him an ass?

I hope not, I thought it was some kind of come on.
Don't tell me I got all excited over nuttin.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:43 AM
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It is just past half three.

meh, that's way close enough....


Mrsnonspecific is at her parents and my son is at his mums.

Sweeeeet!!



That leaves me and our anarchist Irish Jew lodger/friend in need.

Sounds like a party to me!


And some beer.

Rather goes without saying if he's Irish (so am I, just displaced on the wrong side of the Atlantic. boo. )


Guess were this is going...


....on without me? No way - I'll be sticking around here for your virtual NYE party - let's get this thing started!!



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:47 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


'HNY'? Is that internet speak for 'hiney'? Did you just call him an ass?

Garghhhh.........groan....

sigh.

Grow up, Gus.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: nonspecific

It is just past half three.

meh, that's way close enough....


Mrsnonspecific is at her parents and my son is at his mums.

Sweeeeet!!



That leaves me and our anarchist Irish Jew lodger/friend in need.

Sounds like a party to me!


And some beer.

Rather goes without saying if he's Irish (so am I, just displaced on the wrong side of the Atlantic. boo. )


Guess were this is going...


....on without me? No way - I'll be sticking around here for your virtual NYE party - let's get this thing started!!


Whoop whoop.

Although your assuming that my Irish companion likes to drink could be considered stereotypical.

The fact that he is drinking special brew at this time of the day is coincidental at best.




posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Grow up, Gus.


I'll add it to my resolutions.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:48 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: nonspecific


Things will be the way they will be, not the way we foresee them.

I plan to change the whole world. One person at a time…


Can't change nobody. You can help them see something, but you can't change them.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Grow up, Gus.


I'll add it to my resolutions.

Well, I'm not.
I still don't know what HNY means.
Herpetology Nugget Youth.... that must be it.
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