Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

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A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

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Just when you thought you had heard all the theories regarding 9/11...

I thought this was a joke at first, but it seems to be legit. Well, as legit as it can be.

This woman obviously has some serious issues, I just hope she gets the help she needs! Although you have got to give her full marks for her imagination, I mean...1 TRILLION DOLLARS! Sounds like something only Dr Evil could get away with saying.

Having said that, after watching 30 minutes of MTV it becomes clear that 'Diddy' could probably give her that in loose change

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Crazy ???


Crazy like a gitdamn Fox.



It all makes sense now ....

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Lol as someone who works every day in a High Security Forensic Mental Health hospital I hear stuff like this every day...after you finish laughing it truly is sad though.

I knew it.

Sometimes if you wait long enough the truth will come out.

Maybe he was just after the publicity.

W T F

900 billion in child support. How fat is this kid that she needs that much to feed and house it?

100 billion in "loss of income" WTF job did she have, and where can I send my resume?

i agree, diddy probably did do 911

What was she doing before she became disabled that she can claim an income loss 100 billion dollars?

Also, I'd like to see a picture of that casino chip. WOW.

1Trillion dollars. Wow. Now that is a lawsuit! And I thought the 4 million plus dollars for spilling McDonalds hot coffee on yourself was alot.
Poor Diddy. How can he come up with a Trillion?

Maybe that's why the banner ad over this ATS thread is titled BLACKCAREERS.COM. Maybe he's involved and trying to get some extra cash.

What a ludicrous lawsuit. How much time and money will be wasted on this? Only in America.

Diddy do it? Diddy not do it?

Baby daddy? Not baby daddy?

$100s of zillions?

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She'd make a good ATS member with a conspiracy theory like that, she even managed to throw Rodney King in there.

At least it's a theory I haven't heard before!

I find it hard to believe that a lawyer would take this case and that a court would even consider it.

I'm wondering it, whenever they make reference to her demand for one trillion dollars, if the lawyer and the lady will hold that pinky to the mouth when they say it

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What didn't Diddy do?

Seems like this woman is blaming Diddy for everything that is wrong with her life just to get a piece of that treasure. I'm pretty sure she is lying... and maybe on drugs.

A trillion dollars.... She must think Diddy is super rich. He was only estimated to be a net worth of 346 million in 2006. That is rich, but not even a billion.

obviously, she's keeping diddy getting her hooked on crack to herself.

Well allrightey then.

That's nuttier than squirrel poop.

She has finally done it. She has solved the equation!!!!!! We should all apologize to Bush and Osama for blaming them for it all this time.!

Originally posted by Crakeur
I find it hard to believe that a lawyer would take this case and that a court would even consider it.

My initial thought as well. Obviously countersuing this female would be a waste of time. However, should a legal firm actually attempt to bring this suit to court, he should be allowed to countersue the legal firm and add it to the long list of other things he owns.

This can't be real, can it?

100 zillions of dollars??????? Rodney King, um, er, really?

I've been around ATS for nearly five years and have seen some odd things, but nothing as odd as this that I can remember. To boot, the story says the judge is actually going to hear this case? WTF? How could any sane judge let this happen?

Thanks so much for bringing this important issue to my attention. Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in like a month, my abs are already killing me from my workout yesterday lmao.

And I have to wonder why the MSM isn't making this the top story tonight.. Forget Egypt, forget Obama, this is NEWS!!!

Any chance she may make it a class action? I'd like in on the Diddy Did It money