Save a turkey this year - have tofu "turkey" instead., page 4
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reply posted on 26-11-2004 @ 05:57 AM by IBM
This:



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After 2 Hours Equals:



and



I seriously love meat, I am a carnivore. Let me loose on the African planes and Discovery Channel will be doing a special on me about wild animals and hunting.

[edit on 26-11-2004 by IBM]


reply posted on 13-11-2005 @ 10:21 PM by Mirthful Me
Yes, the time to get another delicious, and nutritious, turkey ready for the Thanksgiving feast...

Or is there a suitable
alternative?

Perhaps the noble bird can be saved, and our dark carnivorous desires satisfied in one fell swoop.

Carnivore Monkeys, not just for finger licking good anymore...


reply posted on 15-11-2005 @ 02:51 PM by Rouschkateer
A turkey drowns while looking up at the rain?

Please. Even this sports commentator knew this is a myth:

From
ESPN.com

Rumor

Turkeys are so dumb that they will look up when it rains and drown.


Fact

This popular belief is simply not true. Even the domestic turkey does not look up at the rain and drown.


This rumor most likely started from farmers who had domestic turkeys that died during a rainstorm. But instead of drowning, the birds were probably scared by the lightning, panicked and congregated en masse into one corner of the pen, suffocating the unfortunate birds in the center.



This rumor also may have resulted from the observation that after a cold spring rain, turkey poults sometimes disappear and are assumed dead. Poults can die from exposure, or hypothermia, after several consecutive days of a cold spring rain. Biologists have seen this trend throughout the U.S., especially in the northern portion of the wild turkey's range.




And while I am not one to advocate inhumane treatment of animals, I must agree with the one post that said I can choose to buy my turkey from a well-known and respected breeder for ultimate taste. Why buy a fine $120 vintage wine and a $15 turkey from Food-4-Less?
And why is it ok for the pigs to suffer? I always have a ham for Thanksgiving, too (A oh-so-tender spiral cut ham with a crunchy brown sugar glaze with apple and cranberry gravy). Should I worry about teir cramped living space?
I have enough to worry about when having to pay for the post-holiday bills. I don't want to worry about "poor animals" who are lower on the food chain because they are too stupid to get away from us carnivores.
Gobble gobble


reply posted on 17-11-2005 @ 12:46 AM by Major Discrepancy
There's nothing finer than celebrating this nations finest culinary holiday with a proper turkey dinner cooked over a block of burning C-4. Fond memories, GeneralDilemma berating the troops, the GeneralsWife boiling a boot or something, and I, waiting for that instant pumpkin pie pudding to thicken.

Fond memories indeed.

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