The thing I love about the John Titor is that it doesn't matter if he's a fraud. A great many people fail to realize this. But you can still derive
great meaning from fiction. In anycase, allow me to move my tired mind to block Byrd's offensive...
Okay. Let's see what we got. It's charged that having to go back in time to get an old computer that had an undocumented translation function (for
translating APL, Basic and something else that escapes my mind) is silly. Okay fine. So what? Well, this raises greater questions:
1. Why go back when everything's probably on 128 bit machines?
2. Why don't they just write an OS to get around this? It's the future and they have time travel for christs sake. They should notice this problem
before it gets big.
Okay. Point 1. If everything was on newer machines, then by his story, he wouldn't be here in the first place. So obviously, according to Titor and
his 2036, there's some important stuff running 32 bit code. Now he has a problem to solve, why didn't people in 2036 A) foresee this problem and B)
whip up some code to solve it (patch systems, etc).
A) Why didn't they foresee this problem?
25 November 2000 13:59
On my world line, it is known that the 5100 series is capable of reading all the IBM code written before the widespread use of APL and Basic.
Unfortunately, there are none left that anyone can find on my world line.
Okay, great. They need the 5100 to translate stuff they can't now. Why don't they just hunker down and whip up some code that'll translate it?
Well, one assumption, not a outrageous one at that, is that since most of the cities got taken out by Ruskie nukes ... well .. not many computer nerds
will be left. Okay, so what? You still have country computer nerds, etc. Well, in the interim period between the war (2015?) and 2036 there's a lot
of living that has to go on. The point I'm making here is that the number of assembly programmers is going to go waaaayyy down. But that doesn't
exclude the possibilty. It just ruins the probability (if you get my distinction).
Okay. But, still, why didn't they use some foresight? I present you with another quote:
30 December 2000 13:37
I will explain further. In 2036, it was discovered (or at least known after testing) that the 5100 computer was capable of reading and changing all of
the legacy code written by IBM before the release of that system and still be able to create new code in APL and basic. That is the reason we need it
in 2036.
Well hotdog damn.
In 2036, it was discovered ... They just found out. Call them sloppy. Call them dumb. Call them stupid. But hey, they're
trying to just start a country. Most of America has been scounrging around for a number of years. For whatever reason, they just discovered that's
that the computer they need. Also note
15 November 2000 14:41
The first "leg" of my trip was from 2036 to 1975. After two VGL checks, the divergance was estimated at about 2.5% (from my 2036). I was "sent" to
get an IBM computer system called the 5100. It was one the first portable computers made and it has the ability to read the older IBM programming
langages in addition to APL and Basic. We need they system to "debug" various lagacy computer programs in 2036. UNIX has a problem in 2038.
08 November 2000 22:27
(1.Without going into detail what you are here specifically for can you please explain what the primary purpose of time travel is in the future?)
In 2036, a great deal of effort is going into "repairing" our environment. I was sent to 1975 to get a computer system and take it back to 2036.
Time travel is not a secret in 2036 and I expect it will become more common.
(My fingers tire of me ...)
Okay. Recap. Titor is going back as part of a general mission to "repair" the environment (presumably the electronic infrastructure that's been
bombed out, unused, destroyed, etc etc). Note that the implication that he's fixing the Unix 2038 problem. But wait a second ...
11 January 2001 11:49
I don't believe I ever said I came back looking for a UNIX bug fix. I came back for a computer system. Don't you find UNIX usefull now?
Whoop. Dere it is. Now we get to dance in the field of semantics and assumptions. If you look in the above quotes, he never actually said, "I went
back to get get a computer so that we could fix the 2038 UNIX problem." He actually said that he went back to A) get a computer and B) as part of a
more general "repair" mission.
His mission doesn't seem so silly now, does it? You have a man with a limited time frame, the need for a computer that runs pre APL/BASIC IBM code
for mainframe type iron (Big Iron). I have shown, with these quotes, that Byrd's assumption is invalid because it is based untruth. Titor did not go
back to get a computer to solve the 2038 UNIX problem. He went back for other reasons.
Can I get a Way Above

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