2012 - I'll save you all

reply to post by billy197300


As the first disciple I have to sell him out for 2 Twix and a kit cat then top myself with guilt.
But do not tell him

reply to post by boymonkey74


While he was still speaking a crowd came up, and the man who was called Boymonkey, one of the disciples, was leading them. He approached nOObUK to kiss him,
When nOObUKs followers saw what was going to happen, they said, "Lord almighty son of nOOb, should we strike with our Xbox controllers?
Woe to that man by whom the Son of nOOb is betrayed! It would have been good for that man if he had not been born.

So it is written.

Wow!!

The standards of this place have gone way down hill. Seriously, I remember the days when posts like this were gone faster than the eye could blink. Think ill go and hibernate for a few years from ATS, Or at least until the 22nd until this fool has saved all our lives

reply to post by billy197300


And thus as Phage came to take Noob away Boymonkey ate his Twix and Kit Kat and it stuck him like a smackdown from an ATS mod, he had sold his pal for chocolate...after a day of drinking Boymonkey forgot about it and went to Ikea but Noob had cursed Boymonkey and all his Ikea stuff had a screw missing.
Nooooooooooo said Boymonkey just as Darth Vador did in starwars 6.

Book of noob chapter 9 verse 3.

(enjoying the book of Noob Iam)

reply to post by thesaint


Lighten up isn't it better than all the doom porn on ATS.

Originally posted by khimbar

Originally posted by n00bUK

Originally posted by khimbar
You don't need to actually. The thing you're about to do, which means that the thing that was going to happen won't happen anymore because you just did the thing you did?

I did it yesterday; you can have the day off.

You're all welcome.

This is impossible. I'm on Nibiru right now and the destination is earth. So you must of failed, troll.

If the future of the planet is down to someone who is unable to correctly choose between 'have' and 'of' we're doomed.

edit on 12-12-2012 by khimbar because: (no reason given)

LOL And between loose and lose.

Originally posted by n00bUK
This post is deadly serious! Not to be taken lightly..

Today ATS, I start my task of making sure the world does not end on the 21st of December, its a hard task which could take my life at any given second, I have allot to loose, my daughter, my misses, my overly expensive mortage and last but not least - All you special people, I do this for us.

So If you wake up on the 22nd, you will know that I, Leon Gibson, saved the[snip]world. I will accept any kind of gift as a token of appreciation for the saving of planet earth. Let my name be immortaslized in greatness and remembered as the person out of 7 Billion that stopped the world from ending.

Post- 21st December your whole existance will be soly down to me. Thank me later, now I start my task, wish me luck. See you on the other side, ATS

edit on 12-12-2012 by elevatedone because: (no reason given)

You sir, are a hero among hero's. I am in your debt, thank you for keeping me safe. In honor of your good deeds I would like to present you with a most prestigious award....

An oddly sized, upper-case "O" colored in orange...




[size=500]O

Originally posted by boymonkey74
reply to post by thesaint

 

Lighten up isn't it better than all the doom porn on ATS.

Not at all. ATS used to be a place for intelligent and serious debate. Im not saying there was never fun but posts like this are a waste of time in my opinion. Dont people have better things to do than make silly claims for a little attention

Originally posted by thesaint
Wow!!

The standards of this place have gone way down hill. Seriously, I remember the days when posts like this were gone faster than the eye could blink. Think ill go and hibernate for a few years from ATS, Or at least until the 22nd until this fool has saved all our lives

This coming from someone claiming to have had special gifts as a child?

Did You have Special Gifts as a Child??

reply to post by thesaint


Then just move on eh? why even bother posting?
2th.

reply to post by jiggerj


Oh that is just so funny lol
2th.

Where is our Lord and Master Noob? I hopeth he has not been to eth the public house to downeth beer.

Originally posted by christina-66
I'm not YHWH. I'm Spartacus

No,
I´M Spartacus!

I´ll suggest a global holiday in honor of Leon Gibson if he succeeds.
Free biodegradable balloons for everyone!

haha Gentlemen, Gentlemen. It appears you two need to get a room. Swinging off each other in this thread yet tearing each other apart in this thread over the cause the intelligent debate

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Yawn Yawn Yawn....

reply to post by zedVSzardoz

lmfao........love it.

reply to post by thesaint


Thing is speaking for myself, I can disagree with jigger and he can disagree with me and we do lock horns every now and then but on many topics I agree with him and such.
That is the great thing about ATS.
So just leave this thread if you are just going to moan about it and not convert to Noobism.

If you will simply send me your bank account routing number, and checking account number along with all your other personal identification information I will promptly send you several million dollars in appreciation money from the bank of Zimbabwe. Really no joke. NO need to go saving the world for free. I am willing to make you a very rich man if you would simply be stuid enough to err... I mean "willing" to send me all your vital information so I can send you this HUGE payout as a sincere "thank you" for your herculean efforts!!

best of luck to you pal. you shall need it

Wow, you might as well just said you were a genuine time traveller.

well i have this thing too that will work as a relief after 2012 for the benefit of us all because i care for you all, so all need is some donation from you all so that i can start this thing im working on for humanity, i will accept paypal( $1 and up)

reply to post by Binder


I want your Money!...ugh.. i mean im "willing" to save the world