2012 - I'll save you all

Originally posted by n00bUK
I'll update daily on my tasks so keep an eye out.

Maybe even soemn pictures of Nibiru and the last level Boss, who is really hard.

My kids know a cheat to defeat the last boss ill ask them when they get in

Originally posted by n00bUK

Originally posted by khimbar

Originally posted by n00bUK

Originally posted by khimbar
You don't need to actually. The thing you're about to do, which means that the thing that was going to happen won't happen anymore because you just did the thing you did?

I did it yesterday; you can have the day off.

You're all welcome.

This is impossible. I'm on Nibiru right now and the destination is earth. So you must of failed, troll.

If the future of the planet is down to someone who is unable to correctly chose between 'have' and 'of' we're doomed.

point taken..

When im killing the last level boss on nibiru I will make sure to use the correct grammer

"You should have seen that coming, eh!"

Leon G. Life time winner and saviour of planet earth

edit on 12-12-2012 by n00bUK because: (no reason given)

What you think is the last level boss is actually the mid-level boss...and it's a recurring character.

Vs.

reply to post by billy197300


And thus it was so, Noob entered all men's hearts and saved us from the 2012 Monsters, The world rejoiced and sang in unison "All Hail Noob" for Noob was good and Noob sat back and drank the beer the supermodels gave him. The Book of Noob Chapter 1 verse 1.

Originally posted by billy197300
Repent infidels or face eternal damnation! All praise Noob!!!!

Damnation?

Grammar remember?

"eternal pwnage "

Originally posted by billy197300

Originally posted by boymonkey74
reply to post by n00bUK

 

We could start a new Religion

seeing you are going to save us all.
The Church of Noob I like it

I will be your first disciple.

edit on 12-12-2012 by boymonkey74 because: (no reason given)

I will be your second. The Church Of Noob is the only true church and only Noob can save our souls. If you don't follow us with blind faith you will be punished for eternity. Repent infidels or face eternal damnation! All praise Noob!!!!

SORRY you have to be from the UK

reply to post by maryhinge


I don't think the great n00b(spelled correctly) cares about borders!

Proof: The book of n00b, verse 3.1

It is true.

Does everyone know that 'n00b' is the worst of the worst game players in MMORPG's ?
MMORPG = Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

n00b's is an insult to 'newbie' or new player.

n00b's are so stupid they are the players that shout in a game world town center 'GIVE ME MONEY NOW. I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND FOREVER.'.

i reckon n00bUK's account has been hacked. Unless they have had enough of ATS and plan on leaving.

n00bUK, you are now only 1 step away from being classed as a 'nub'.
nub's are so low everyone ignores them.

reply to post by Rapha


lol wth .....

We all know what that means lol We are on the freakin internetz zomglolol... afk.

Originally posted by luciddream
reply to post by maryhinge

 

I don't think the great n00b(spelled correctly) cares about borders!

Proof: The book of n00b, verse 3.1

It is true.

and so it is written

Originally posted by christina-66
reply to post by Rapha

 

So many people on ATS now think they are YHWH. This is like all the Santa's popping up in the shopping malls.

I'm not YHWH. I'm Spartacus

edit on 12-12-2012 by christina-66 because: (no reason given)

Star!

Well, i thought it was clever, at least..........

reply to post by n00bUK


Now Noob, before you save me i want to know what is in it for me? Will it be a bright brave new world or a continuation of the same? Because if i am still stuck at work all day i am starting an anti Noob revolution before you can save any of us!

Originally posted by maryhinge

Originally posted by n00bUK
I'll update daily on my tasks so keep an eye out.

Maybe even soemn pictures of Nibiru and the last level Boss, who is really hard.

My kids know a cheat to defeat the last boss ill ask them when they get in

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start.

God Bless,

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by billy197300
Repent infidels or face eternal damnation! All praise Noob!!!!

Damnation?

Grammar remember?

"eternal pwnage "

SLAYER flawless victory
fatality

reply to post by ElohimJD


Nahh...



Follow up with a juggle...



DOWN FORWARD DOWN FORWARD + PPP

Originally posted by Flavian
reply to post by n00bUK

 

Now Noob, before you save me i want to know what is in it for me? Will it be a bright brave new world or a continuation of the same? Because if i am still stuck at work all day i am starting an anti Noob revolution before you can save any of us!

The book of n00b, verse 5.7

All of the faithful will be granted unlimited booze and a life time membership to all strip clubs after he saves us and ascends to Hugebra (heaven) and takes his rightful place as the God of all Gods.

Originally posted by billy197300

The book of n00b, verse 5.7

All of the faithful will be granted unlimited booze and a life time membership to all strip clubs after he saves us and ascends to Hugebra (heaven) and takes his rightful place as the God of all Gods.

edit on 12/12/2012 by billy197300 because: (no reason given)

Ahhh.

Revolution is called off then. All Hail Noob, Strategos of the Cosmos.

GREAT! you could of let me know sooner.... I booked my ticket to Orion a few days ago, Oh well..... See you in 10,000 years or so. I'll thankyou then Whoever you may be by then (e.g a 50 year old Virgin Called Babra) for instance.
p.s I do apologise in advance if your name is infact Babra and you are a 50 year old virgin, there is nothing wrong with Virginity even at 50 .... I am Psychic very sorry

To add if your 50 and a virgin I meant nothing by it....

reply to post by n00bUK


Leon Gibson, You are trying to thwart the plans I have so carefully laid out for this planet. I will tolerate you insolence NO MORE!! Prepare to...just kidding. (high five) No? ok.

reply to post by n00bUK


utter foolishness
i predict you will fail in your attempts to preserve the status quo and business as usual

my ritually Immanentizing the Eschaton on the 21st will be using one of the vertices of the bermuda triangle
to......


MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

you'll all find out soon...

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!