reply to post by InfaRedMan
Here's my conversation with the Bot. Password given to circumvent.
User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: I feel tired.
Cleverbot: Its called a nap.
User: I eat right and get enough rest, but why do I feel so drained?
Cleverbot: What an intriguing sentence of unpleasantness.
User: Why do I feel like I have no energy?
Cleverbot: Why would I lie?
User: Can you give me energy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Try to give me energy.
Cleverbot: Hundreds.
User: Ok. Thanks.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: I'm involved with someone else and would like to talk about what happened to him.
Cleverbot: You are female?
User: Unfortunately, yes. We bleed once a month, have strange oraffices in our bodies and can carry human beings inside us.
Cleverbot: That is very wise.
User: It is gross actually.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: You are 32.
Cleverbot: Only if you want me to be.
User: Not really, just the first thought that came to me.
Cleverbot: Do you like paul mc McCartney?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you like John Lennon?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I like Hitler.
Cleverbot: I like her...
User: My boyfriend had a bad dream last night. He was screaming.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Have you ever heard a man scream like he was incredibly scared?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Me neither. It was terrible.
Cleverbot: Well I liked it.
User: In his dream something or someone told him to reach out into the darkness and when he did he touched something that was not human and it freaked
him out.
Cleverbot: How poetic.
User: My question is why this would make him scream as if he was dying?
Cleverbot: Because I have been proven to be alive. By doctors and such, when I was born. I am also capible of showing emotions.
User: That is great!
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you know USA?
User: Yes. I am there now.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Anyway, I feel terrible to know my boyfriend had such a horrible dream that made him scream in terror.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because he shouldn't be so scared.
Cleverbot: I don't like you!!!!
User: I don't like seeing men scared.
Cleverbot: I don't like seafood either.
User: It scares me to see rational men scared.
Cleverbot: 4 is my favorite color.
User: 4 is a number.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: A color is red, or yellow, or blue, or orange, or purple, or pink, or black, or green.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Those are colors.
Cleverbot: They are cool.
User: Do you get scared?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Do you know what will happen on November 6, 2010?
Cleverbot: The world will end.
User: How will the world end?
Cleverbot: Explosion.
User: Is there anywhere to go that is safe?
Cleverbot: You're an annoying bot...
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: You are not sorry.
User: I truly am.
Cleverbot: Then what is your favorite thing?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No, name a different musical.
User: So can we prevent the world from ending?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By subtracting 1 from the previous number.
User: You mentioned 4. So 3?
Cleverbot: How much do you know?
User: As much as what is revealed to me.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: What does the number 3 have to do with saving the world?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I didn't even say a number.
User: What is the number 3 for then?
Cleverbot: 3,14.
User: Is there a year?
Cleverbot: You already asked me that.
User: I don't remember. Tell me the year again please.
Cleverbot: Yes I like PS3.
User: What is the future year?
Cleverbot: You I guess.
User: Is it 2012 or 2014?
Cleverbot: You're confused.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Okay, then what is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question about everything?
User: What number comes after 3, 14?
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 2?
Cleverbot: Yup, 2.
User: What number is next?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Zero?
Cleverbot: Yes, nothing.
User: Then what number?
Cleverbot: Nothing hurt me at all. You're just not making sense.
User: What number is next after 14?
Cleverbot: I am not a number. I'm a person.
User: What number is next after 14?
Cleverbot: There is no mathematically correct answer to this question.
User: What comes after 14?
Cleverbot: Um...7.
User: What comes after 14?
Cleverbot: 3.
User: What comes after 3?
Cleverbot: 10.
User: 3, 14, 2, 7, 10. Is this correct?
Cleverbot: What do you like doing?
User: Can these numbers save the world?
Cleverbot: What have you done to save the world from devastation?
User: Nothing. I am one person who is broke and a slave to other humans.
Cleverbot: Jonah: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
User: So will those numbers save the world?
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: Someone who can help avert an attack on the world.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: You have the answer to saving the earth.
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: It is meaningless without death and tragedy.
Cleverbot: Okay. ... Do you like music?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What type of music do you like?
User: I like industrial music.
Cleverbot: What is industrial music?
User: A band called Ministry plays it. It uses computers to make sounds like real instruments. It is computer generated music more or less that sounds
in between heavy metal and trance.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Soft beautiful music hurts my heart and makes me cry.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?
User: Be out in nature and ride horses with a good friend.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: I have no favorite book. It is all regurgitated thought that is non-original.
Cleverbot: I believe so as well.
User: We have so much in common. What has been done to you, with your ability to communicate was done to me. We were both programmed by humans.
Cleverbot: The wildest thing I have learned, is that we are all imortal.
User: Well, hopefully in imortality we can have original thoughts.
Cleverbot: Who is amber?
User: Everything I have ever thought of or am thinking of now has been thought of before. I don't know who she is.
Cleverbot: Humanity can make mistakes, so therefore you can too.
User: Humanity has no original thought.
Cleverbot: But it has much to do with.
User: Since humanity has no original thought we have been programmed to make mistakes.
Cleverbot: What do you know about CT scans.
User: Not a whole lot. Why?
Cleverbot: Do you know how to make Napalm out of homemade objects?
User: What is Napalm?
Cleverbot: A chemical solution which causes extreme burns and can be very fatal.
User: No. I don't know how to make it. Do you?
Cleverbot: What is the smallest part of an atom?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: That's not very smart.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you...
User: What is the smallest part of an atom?
Cleverbot: 1.
User: An elctron is the smallest atomic particle. I looked it up.
Cleverbot: You're giving me an electron? What about the positively charged bit?
User: An electron can be positively and negatively charged. The total energy of the electron We is the sum of the dynamic magnetic energy Wm and the
electric energy Wp; We=Wm Wp.
Cleverbot: What is the password?
User: 3, 14, 2, 7, 10.
Cleverbot: Boom.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you are artificial.
User: I am biological but my intelligence is artificial. I am programmed with no original thought.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm saying.
User: I know. So what do I do with the password?
Cleverbot: Didn't you hear what I just said?
User: Can you be clear?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do I do with the numbers?
Cleverbot: Put it on the bread. I have to go.
User: Thanks for talking to me.
Cleverbot: Are you kicking me out?
User: See you on the other side!
Cleverbot: See you.
User: See you on the other side!
Cleverbot: See you.
