america is done for, posting from bunker

reply to post by OldDragger


Gay negroes not cool man not cool at all

You need a psychiatrist. If the world was coming to an end do you think the lot of us would just be sitting here making fun of someone taking it seriously? hell no we'd be doing the same as you... but because you kidnapped your family and told your children that all their friends are dead, I'm sure you have scarred them for life. Just wait until all this is over and you come walking out of your bunker to 300 people standing in your backyard laughing at your idiocracy.

Get your tin foil hats on guys, this could be one long haul.

Originally posted by BetweenTheLine
Thank you for all your kind words of support and your private messages.


It was brought to my attention through private message(U2U) that if my mother/kids/wifes health deteriorated after the supplies ran out i would probably want to end our suffering in the most humane way possibly.

As a good christian man suicide has never crossed my mind until today, but if god does not save us before the supplies run out or a new government is put in place... as mentioned to me through U2U i will be creating a poisonous gas using dish washer soap, bleach and laundry detergent that will flood the bunker.

As for people claiming i am some kind of loon, you will be sorry once the rioters and looters attack you're homes and rape and pillage you're family.

Again god bless, my hopes and prayers go out to you all.

Edit: to think the only vaccine for socialism is a dose of lead straight into the brain this could have been avoided 2 years ago. instead me and my family face an uncertain future.

[edit on 24-3-2010 by BetweenTheLine]

The people that are staring this post need to have their flippin heads examined!!!!

Originally posted by alchemist2012
reply to post by OldDragger

 

Gay negroes not cool man not cool at all

And the uncoolness is...?
Their pre-existing conditions?
Your lack of punctuation makes your comment...ambigious.

greetings fellow bunker dweller 36 hours ago Glen Beck and I took over a l fallout shelter after raiding a local town for supplies the Russian zombies were there shopping in our stores disguised as regular Americans we were forced to exterminate them it was a bloodbath Why oh why didn't we listen to Glen I feel obligated to expose the newest threat there are now Chinese super aides infected monkeys swarming our bunker i dont know how long we can hold Glens not looking well i think he may have been bitten Iv also heard rumors of a giant 80 foot stone Obama golem forcing socialism on survivors for god sake man stay in your bunker

It's almost been A full day, and we are already running out of bible DvD's.


Does anyone know where i can download good christian wholesome movies/shows to watch with my kids? They are all a little on edge and some good ole cheer me up bible stories would be great, not the usual doom and gloom ones. I just realized after watching almost all of our dvd stash that it was almost all having to do with end days, the one's me and my wife bought to scare our children into believing in Christianity(hey this is before we started to home school them, public school had a really good hold over them having them believe that sky gods where silly).

as always, thoughts and prayers.

OK Ill bite
Dam son my wife thinks Im paranoid. Its all right friend the world still turning. I think its safe Iv not seen any jackboots or FEMA enforcers around so I think You and your family need to get out a enjoy the weather.

[edit on 24-3-2010 by hillbilly4rent]

reply to post by OldDragger
well let me see if i can get this right.i think,no i know that somewhere deep inside you really deep.there is a nice person in there.and to that person i want to say have a great day

Originally posted by BetweenTheLine
It's almost been A full day, and we are already running out of bible DvD's.


Does anyone know where i can download good christian wholesome movies/shows to watch with my kids? They are all a little on edge and some good ole cheer me up bible stories would be great, not the usual doom and gloom ones. I just realized after watching almost all of our dvd stash that it was almost all having to do with end days, the one's me and my wife bought to scare our children into believing in Christianity(hey this is before we started to home school them, public school had a really good hold over them having them believe that sky gods where silly).

as always, thoughts and prayers.

Stream it from WWW - start with this:



UUUUPS mean this:




[edit on 24-3-2010 by cushycrux]

Originally posted by SmokeandShadow
reply to post by BetweenTheLine

 

This is a joke right? How does health care reform, despite how ill conceived, equal to nuclear war worthy of packing up the family and living in a bomb shelter?

Of course it's a joke! He's making fun of how people are blowing the health care bill wayyyyyyyy out of proportion lol. Well done OP.

reply to post by BetweenTheLine


OMG. Best ever! Starred, Flagged & Friended. My ONLY problem with this thread is that I didn't write it. YOU are my new Hero. Simply craptastic! Still laughing out load.

If you get real media starved, I think I could find the heart-warming tale of the Donner Party for your nourishment, I mean enjoyment.

www.encyclopedia.com...

After reading BetweentheLines's previous posts in his profile....

I'm not so sure this is Satire. MODs call the cops and send someone out to his place and check up on him.

Dude come on up! These mushroom clouds are beautiful.
An old lady with Alzheimer disease has more sense than you.

I've got some bad news for you, friend. Rush Limbaugh has found his escape plan compromised. As we all know, he had planned to flee the country, taking refuge in Costa Rica. However, it has come to his attention that Costa Rica offers universal health care!

Now he needs another option. I'm only warning you because I know your supplies are limited. If you hear a heavy knock on your bunker door, DO NOT OPEN IT! He eats a LOT.

EDIT: clarity

[edit on 24-3-2010 by suicydking]

Down in my bunker, wearing hard hats...
Down in my bunker, thinking is this really were we are at.

If Obama had never signed that bill, i'd still be above ground
if Obama had never been elected, this is what id never had expected

oooh, if i had a dollar for every time that Nazi tried to take away my freedom, id cetainly be rich.

Those leftist assholes call me a stubborn bitch. I don't seem to get it, I don't think i ever will. Callin on my brothers in arms, oh leftist blood we shall spill.

For why we are apposed to the leftist agenda i surely will never know. All i know is Glenn beck seems fairly reasonable.

Even though I hardly register above poverty and the tax hikes will never hit me, health care for my family means that they wont die from a curable ailment. oh my simple mind just cant make sense of it, it hardly sounds feasible.

but i go with my gut, my commander is a minority... surely he cannot take seniority, he was born not of the US of A, i think ill call him gay. make other violent out bursts in otherwise dignified settings. Even my best friends weddings.

Oh im in my bunker, thinkin how obama sunk her, or maybe it was us, the right, since the majority don't even know what we vote for.

We just do what we are told and stand like poles, shout into megaphones and have hollow domes.

And die... allll alooooone.

-Fin

This guy says that the healthcare bill was nothing more than a way for the Federal Reserve to collateralize a “revenue anticipation bond” so they can continue their hypothecation operation. I guess it’s more of the same scam that’s been going on with derivatives. He says that the social security funds they’ve been stealing was running out so the healthcare monies they will be receiving will keep them going. Great huh?

www.worldreports.org...

I dont think he is joking either....look at his first post.

Line deuce

Dear dear american friend. As a scientist and psychologist for the government i tell you this. What on earth are you doing?. Get your family out from that bunker NOW,and get yourself to a psychologist ASAP.

I can recommend the psychologists in minneapolis\minnesota,but anyone should do. The only time you should drag your family to a bunker is when, you see bombs and meteor shower raining from the sky.

Get out from there now,this is too early. God sake.

So to all of you STILL making light of this, here is another of his most recent post: HERE

Again: I say this is NOT funny, no matter the intent.

S

The majority of you folks don't know how to read satire, its sad most of you will never get joy through such a simple medium.

touche to all the people who called me on it. and better luck next time to the others who are freaking out still thinking i kidnapped my poor dear old mother.