I BEG YOU! IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTERS BUT ME! THEY ARE PAID DISINFO AGENTS OF THE PTB! I AM HERE WITH RON PAUL AND JESSE VENTURA, AWAKE AND NOT A SHEEPLE!

Is anybody else picturing BetweenTheLine as Randy Marsh from Southpark?

This is funny because it used so many brain cells to decide whether this was serious or a joke. This post definitely says something about the times we are living in...

I think I am more worried about the people whom believe this is anything but satire frankly. It means they are entertaining this as a reality in the first place.

All it really takes is checking out the OPs previous posts...seems reasonable enough.

Nice Satire

I laughed at the undiagnosed Alzheimer part (to those who do not get it, the woman has Alzheimerz as diagnosed by the 'crazy bunker man' because she thinks the United States is still intact and he is so convinced that it has gone to hell)

Its very funny.

The fact that some people think this may be real just shows the sad state of ATS.


But to be honest OP...this is all a sham...once America fell "we" took over ATS...we did it just to find the remaining people who went underground. We now have your IP addy and location. And btw...you wife is an undercover alien...and your children are robots. They will be sent their commands to capture you in 10 minutes. You were the last hope for America...but your addiction to the internet has now killed it for good. Nice job

Man, you missed it. while you were in your bunker Obama came by everyones house and gave us all Ice cream cones. then he took us out to the ballgame, and he was nice enough to buy us both a hat AND a hot dog! so nice! Now after we get done with our free frontal lobotomies he says we can all go back to life as normal.

When the world ended this time it was almost as fun as when the world ended with the arrival of the galactic federation. There was less panic sex though. It wasnt as quick as the time the world ended when bush was reelected. There are still apocalyptic werewolves roaming the streets howling about "hanging chads"? whats that all about? Im just glad over 99.9 percent of the worlds population died out with the bird flu, only to have their bodies reanimated by the swine flu. Something about the sight of zombies wearing face masks makes me chuckle a little.

Hey, whatever you do, dont open the door. Everyone knows that homeland security and the local SBI agents are going door to door of all bunkers because they are considered residences and they need to have their proper census data collected. Now THATS the real conspiracy....

Originally posted by OldDragger
I BEG YOU! IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTERS BUT ME! THEY ARE PAID DISINFO AGENTS OF THE PTB! I AM HERE WITH RON PAUL AND JESSE VENTURA, AWAKE AND NOT A SHEEPLE!

Op,don't listen to this member!Repeat after me...
MAMABETH is always right!
When the SHTF does happen,you won't have a
date telling you when to hide.You will only have
time to get to your bunker.Think in the terms of
a tornado warning,not very long.
As christians,we are not suppose to predict a date.
We are to be aware of the times we live in and act
accordingly.

Can't....type...for much longer.....
i have been injected with swineflu vaccine...microchips...making me worship Satan. nukes have taken out Pacoima.Oh the humanity.....
Pelosi is riding through the streets.......on a black horse...eating babies.
I have barracaided my door with...my 400 copies of "going Rogue", an't hold out.....much .....longer

Originally posted by OldDragger
Even as I write this, roving gangs of gay negroes with pre-existing conditions

Ahhh, now I get it.

From my socialistic dystopia I was a bit confused by this 'mandate coming down their throat business' I kept hearing from fearful freedom-loving yanks...

[edit on 24-3-2010 by melatonin]

Stay strong friend and keep your family safe.

I was in London when the bonbs started dropping. I was one of the lucky ones, I never usually use the Underground, but on this one occasion I had to. I've been holed up in Euston staton ever since. Thank God the Wi-Fi is still working.

I have to go.... They're coming.....

OP, did you remember to call in sick to work? and by sick I mean paranoid. Hopefully you are self employed; otherwise, you may need that government health care you are hiding from.