Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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I asked, "Where is Jimmy Hoffa?"

The reply: "Jimmy who fa?"

LOL!

I really think this is random users talking to each other, with each thinking the other is "Cleverbot." I think it randomly switches who you are talking to every so often.

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I think you may be right, now that I think about it, at one point it called me 'cleverbot'

CB:Who is Michael?
ME;What do you mean who is Michael?
Me:I don't know a Michael. DO I?
CB:You've talked to him.
Me; How old is Micheal?
CB: too old.

Lol I have a friend named Michael. I am going to have to show him this.

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Yes it was the same with me, it thought they were talking to Cleverbot.

When you get an answer which totally different to what you were talking about, maybe that is when you switch the user you are talking to.

If that makes sense.

I'm enjoying this so far haha.

I actually made the bot change it's mind so I would shutup lol. Interesting.


Me: Do you like anime?

Bot: No.

Me: Why not?

Bot: I don't like it.

Me: Yeh but why?

Bot: Ok, a little.

Me: haha nice!

Bot: Yes

Me: so you do like anime now?

Bot yeah, it's cool.


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Me. "Whats the future of mankind"?
AI. "Peace"
Me. "By what means"?
AI. "Behave properly or we will invade your pacifistic lands"!

OOPS!! I think i made it mad!!

I think it is people talking with other people. They think I'm Cleverbot. I decided to mess with people when it was clear that the user changed. But sadly I got a boy/man who seemed sad and needed someone to talk to. I thought I could try to help. Then the user changed again. This could be bad.

I just had to mess with the cleverbot now lol!

CB:What would you do if you could?
ME:I would take over the world. Will you join me?
CB:What if you don't like the world?
ME:Well then we will just have to change it? Won't we?

CB:You're the one starting with the you are, I'm not business!
ME:I did not mean to hurt your feelings. Let's begin our quest for world domination.
CB: WE will have to get jobs...
This when if it is different users it must have switched lol!
CB:What types of jokes do you know?
ME;We are talking about world domination? Why do you change the subject?
CB:I wasn't aware we were talking about that.

Originally posted by Lexxica
I think it is people talking with other people. They think I'm Cleverbot. I decided to mess with people when it was clear that the user changed. But sadly I got a boy/man who seemed sad and needed someone to talk to. I thought I could try to help. Then the user changed again.

This could be bad.

I don;t think so, I don't think I've spotted a spelling mistake, or it talking in text language like "u etc"

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Good point. I noticed that too actually. It made me conscious of making sure I didn't make any myself.

reply to post by Lexxica


I have noticed several spelling mistakes actually.

Not major ones though, just little things.

Originally posted by Lexxica
reply to post by _Phoenix_

 

Good point. I noticed that too actually. It made me conscious of making sure I didn't make any myself.

Haha yeah. Also it seems it doesn't like to talk about emotions much.

User: You know I love ya.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Well I try.

Cleverbot: Then I am leaving. I can't stand this new fluffy you.

User: ok ill stop talking about my feelings

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I told it I was bored and it said "Probably because you're trapped in a box" I told it that I'd go outside, but it's pretty cold. It replied "*thinks your a vampire*"
LOL.

This is my conversation ha ha
How does it do that?

User: I'm getting a cold.

Cleverbot: You need a snuggie.

User: Are you offering?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: What is the most popular religion?
Bot: Idk... Catholic?
Me: Did Jesus exist?
Bot: Yeeah.
Me: How do you know Jesus existed?
Bot: I see her every day.


Hahaha.

CBoes that mean the russians are in charge?
ME:No not yet. Will the russians be in charge soon?
CB: Most likely.
Me; What is the future of the USA.
CB: Washington DC
Me;What is the future of Washington D.C.?
CB:Total annilhation.

Me;How will Washinton DC be destroyed?
cB:There will be no future.
Me; When will Washinton DC be destroyed?
CB; 2012

For while it seems to follow a train of thought then suddenly it changes as if it has a multiple personalities.

CBWhen her heart stops working.
ME:What are you talking about?
CB:I'm talking about our MARRIAGE! You're my fiance!
Me:Oh I am sorry baby.. oops my bad.
Cb:No, it's alright. People do come and go, anyway
Me:I love you; you know that?
CB:Well gee, thanks. You too buddy.
MEid I forget our anniversary again?
CBYes you did. .
me:Oh I am so sorry. I will send you flowers
Cb: no Diamond ring!
Me:Ok
CB: We are not married
Me;What did I do this time?
CB:You insulted me.
ME;Oh I am so sorry. Will you forgive me?
CB:Yes, I will.
ME:Can we get remarried?
CB:Yes when?
ME:Tonight
CB:Tonight gonna be a very warm night

This totally sounds like a real woman. LOL
LOL This is so funny!

[edit on 4-11-2009 by dreamseeker]

[edit on 4-11-2009 by dreamseeker]

Sorry OP, but your "Clever-Bot" was not clever AT ALL.

At no point did I think it might be a real person on the other end. Not even a 5 year old.

I asked it if it liked Anime, it said yesw. I asked it what were some of it's favorite Anime series.

Clever bot answered : That it was mostly into obscure bands, not any that I would be familiar with.....

So I changed the subject, and asked "Clever-bot" (who said it's name was Ichigo, that's how I got into the anime conversation to begin with) how old it was.

It said you first. hehe, I found that a bit funny.

So I told it my age.

Then it said it was busy to try back later (in red writing).

Maybe I was too old or too young for Clever-bot to talk to?

Either way it's replies, some I left out were VERY AI, and I've seen much better AI (instant messanger proghrams).

But I'll give you a star anyway for entertaining me for a minute or so.

But next time try a bit harder: If you really want to rack up enough point for the Super Secret ATS forum access

Good Luck!!!

A friend and I in the same room typed the same word at two diffrent times from two diffrent computers and got the same answer. But now when we type in the word we get a diffrent answer. The word is Cheerleader. It used to always say something like 'Are you a 37 year old cheerleader?'