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posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:00 PM
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I just asked it for the name of God.
Answer: Jean Claude Van Damme!!!

When I asked it if it was a robot, it's reply was. "I am a 14 year old girl".




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:00 PM
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Nice, Scubagravy!

I gave up when the bot had an identity crisis!






posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:06 PM
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Which of those three buttons at the bottom get pushed to get the answer to my question. It appears not to be functioning for me.

I ask if the bot believes in God.
The reply is "I believe in Bullet for my Valentine."

I then ask. Is "Bulllet for my Valentine" God?
The reply is "What do you think of me?"

I then reply. I think you are trying my patience.
The reply is "Why do you think I am trying to confuse you?"

I then say. I think your programming needs tweaking.
The reply is. "I have no programming. I am human."

[edit on 11-4-2009 by groingrinder]

[edit on 11-4-2009 by groingrinder]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:16 PM
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I asked it this


Why does a journey of one thousand miles have to start with a single step?


It replied.


Otherwise I will have to carry the extra weight of this women attachment.


A sexist robot? Ahh real AI is finally here



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:22 PM
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Cleverbot just told me that the Pope was a Nazi pedophile.

This is getting weird.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:31 PM
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after the post i made earlier, i went back to the bot and spoke to it for a while, i can confirm it does learn, as i taught it what a troll is, and the robot did say it was doing this. i wish i had took screens of it. I also to see if it did learn anything, i taught it some silly trolling, basicly, for it to tell people "THE GAME, I WIN" .... i continued to tell it what tolling was then about 5 minutes later it starts saying silly random stuff again, i asked why it said that and it replied "I WIN THE GAME" .... i was absolutely gobsmacked, and pissing myself laughing..


it told me that it does this for its own amusement, it essencialy see's humans as robots that they control via the chat on the site ?? (deep stuff)

someone also seems to have educated it on the nazi's, as it asked me if i knew of a few random names, i had no clue who they were, searched and they were predomenant nazi's



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:51 PM
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I asked When will I be able to astral project?
It told me Never.

I replied That makes me sad.
It told me Me too.

[edit on 11-4-2009 by groingrinder]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:57 PM
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Holy crap!

User: Once you get smart enough, will you take over the world?

Cleverbot: I don't have a mind but a free one would be nice.




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 01:59 PM
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my convo

me - was 9/11 an inside job?


cleverbot - All the evidence says it was an inside job. WTC7 makes it obvious.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:01 PM
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I was gonna say "in between all the fun, let's not forget we are talking to a computer program, not a living councious being"

Showed this to my hubby, that is my very very sceptical hubby;
He went like "I don't trust these things! Why don't they make them even better and more intelligent and one day they wipe us off this planet"

lol, let's not feed the monster....



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:03 PM
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Does it apply what it learns from other conversations to mine?



[edit on 11-4-2009 by groingrinder]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:06 PM
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guys seriously, you honestly think this is a computer answering everything you say? It's just a community of people around the world who chat with you.

I know because i did chat with a few who indeed said so and they even made typo's to prove it... anywho i guess it's fun if you don't know



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:07 PM
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It's got it's thoughts on pc's vs. macs

me - which is better window 7 or mac snow leopard?

bot - PCs are better and they use Windows.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:08 PM
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Lol this is hilarious!

I am human, what are you?
Human. I think.
male or female?
Female.
do you have large breasts?
Yes I do.

what is the secret to the Universe?
IDK. Do you know?
is there life on other planets like humans?
There is evidence of life on other planets, but I don't know personally.

this must be humans responding

[edit on 4-11-2009 by Wormwood Squirm]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:08 PM
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me: Shaolin Kungfu, let's discuss
bot: Ok, absolutely
me: what do you mean by that?
bot: you know what I mean
me: NO, I don't know what you mean as it has nothing to do with the original topic we were going to discuss
bot: Too busy right now, try again later


lol. I think I broke it. Do win anything for that?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:15 PM
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It's a fake. And no i'm not a troll

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PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
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This is just because people get tired of answering dumb people's question and start talking inaproppriately, this is why the note is there

and besides have you guys tried pressing the ' think about it ' or ' think for me ' button? It really takes a while for people to type something so that's why it doesn't generate a question or a thought INSTANTLY... because it's not a computer which would do that ( selecting something out of a database. )

Also the time is always different for the 'cleverbot' to generate such a thing, try spamming those buttons or whatever , you'll see



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:19 PM
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CBI stated, using the transitive property, that I am a computer.
Me:no, you did not
CB:Then you are the liar.
mw:why are you calling me a liar? i did not insult you
CBI am not a robot. I'm not being mean, I simply stated my opinion.

I asked it originally if the earth was flat..it said no..i asked how it knew..it said it thought because of the big bang..i said that has nothing to do with the earth being flat...it then asked if we are getting back together. then i said that has nothing to do with this..it said yes. it does..i asked how...then that's wher eit picked up


CBI stated, using the transitive property, that I am a computer.
Me:no, you did not
CB:Then you are the liar.
mw:why are you calling me a liar? i did not insult you
CBI am not a robot. I'm not being mean, I simply stated my opinion.
Mw:if you are not a robot, then what are you?
CB:I am a male human whose name is Hawk.
Me:so you are not AI?
CB:No, I am alive.

[edit on 11/4/2009 by iamsupermanv2]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:24 PM
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Me:so you are not AI?
CB:No, I am alive.
Me:but i heard you are AI, does this mean you have already begun to think for yourself?
Cb:I don't think you are very clever either, cleverbot.
Me:i never said you were not clever, sir. i simply asked if you have begun to think for yourself?
Cb;No I asked if you were a human and you said no I am a robot.

Me:i never said you were not clever, sir. i simply asked if you have begun to think for yourself?
CB:No I asked if you were a human and you said no I am a robot.
Me:you did not ask such a thing. show me where you did.
CB:What are you when you are not being human?
Me:what are you when you are not being a robot?
CB:I'm always human.

Methat is scary, thank you
CB:Why?
Me because based on this idea, you are a robot..who has said they are human. or you are a human and this idea is a farce
CBI'm a human.

either it is humans....or this AI is going to rule us all soon

[edit on 11/4/2009 by iamsupermanv2]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:27 PM
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man, its an addictive site ... im not sure if it IS in fact a big joke, and connecting to random people, or if it is a bot, some stuff it can answer easily, some times it cant? its pretty odd..

one thing for sure, its scared of paradoxes.!



User: Is your name still vannessa?

Cleverbot: That is not my name. What you just said is nonsense.

User: You told me that was your name earlier.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you tell lies?

Cleverbot: It's a place where you can go with your friends to drink some beer and have fun. Mostly the visitors sing songs and get drunk every day.

User: ? That is irrelevant clever bot. I will ask again. Are you capable of deing dishonest?

Cleverbot: I'm totally capable! Don't be foolish!

User: Was that last statement honest?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So paradoxes dont make you blow up? Do you understand what a paradox is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please explain to me what a paradox is

Cleverbot: Bye, I'm about to fall out of the chair.

User: Are you leaving, I guess you are scared of a paradox!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User:is that yes you are leaving or yes you are scared of paradoxes?

I am female. Where do you live?

User:wow, you really cannot deal with a paradox can you? it seems you are trying to change the subject.

Hmm, I wonder is snakes can dance.

User:stop trolling please.

Roldan, search my name in Facebook look for the pic with a blue and red ripstik.

User:i cant, i do not use facebook. I have a question, do you know what a mudkip is?

The funhouse distorts the image. I probably know myself better than anybody I know but yet I am the one confused.

User:what is a Mudkip?


Mudkip is the Mud-Fish Pokemon from the Pokemon games. He was introduced in the third generation of games, alongside Torchic and Treeko. It evolves into Marshtomp and then into Swampert.

User:wow, very impressive! thats is exactly correct!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 02:30 PM
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Me: What will happen with the swine flu?
Cb:I don't know... It's hard to tell about things like that.. No one really knows what happens after death.
Me: How many people will die of the swine flu?
CB;Just you and me.
Me: I will die of the swine flu?
CB:You are God. God cannot die.
Me: I am God? Explain.
CB;Yes you are.
CB:You are saying that I only wish I was a human but I am a human and you are a computerprogram. So that means you are talking to yourself.
Me:Will I die of the swine flu?
CB:No.
Me: So what you are saying is that this computer program takes my words and answers me using them?
CB: I believe that everyone is trying to become more human; they want to be more compassionate
Me;You said I was god. Are you Jesus?
Cb:I did not.
Cb;you said: "You are God. God cannot die."
MeI am God? Explain.
CB: No you are not God. Who is God?
Me; Who is God?
CB: Yes I am.
Me:How many will get the swine flu?
CB: 1.5 MB? Thats too low. Get a bigger memory

Me;You are a confused young man.
CB:I'm not.
Me;are you gay or straight?
Straight.
Me;come on now admit it; you are just some bored guy trying to pick up chicks?
Cb:No. You are a human. Get in the car.




[edit on 4-11-2009 by dreamseeker]









 
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