I just asked it for the name of God.
Answer: Jean Claude Van Damme!!!
When I asked it if it was a robot, it's reply was. "I am a 14 year old girl".
User: Is your name still vannessa?
Cleverbot: That is not my name. What you just said is nonsense.
User: You told me that was your name earlier.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Can I ask you a question?
User: Can you tell lies?
Cleverbot: It's a place where you can go with your friends to drink some beer and have fun. Mostly the visitors sing songs and get drunk every day.
User: ? That is irrelevant clever bot. I will ask again. Are you capable of deing dishonest?
Cleverbot: I'm totally capable! Don't be foolish!
User: Was that last statement honest?
User: So paradoxes dont make you blow up? Do you understand what a paradox is?
User: Please explain to me what a paradox is
Cleverbot: Bye, I'm about to fall out of the chair.
User: Are you leaving, I guess you are scared of a paradox!
User:is that yes you are leaving or yes you are scared of paradoxes?
I am female. Where do you live?
User:wow, you really cannot deal with a paradox can you? it seems you are trying to change the subject.
Hmm, I wonder is snakes can dance.
User:stop trolling please.
Roldan, search my name in Facebook look for the pic with a blue and red ripstik.
User:i cant, i do not use facebook. I have a question, do you know what a mudkip is?
The funhouse distorts the image. I probably know myself better than anybody I know but yet I am the one confused.
User:what is a Mudkip?
Mudkip is the Mud-Fish Pokemon from the Pokemon games. He was introduced in the third generation of games, alongside Torchic and Treeko. It evolves into Marshtomp and then into Swampert.
User:wow, very impressive! thats is exactly correct!