Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

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posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:41 PM
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omg this is too funny. If you want to have a laugh, if you have a friend who sets their homepage to GOOGLE change it to this! He typed "airline tickets" after the pause it said "I dont have any tickets, sorry"




posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:43 PM
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I just had something weird happen on here I asked the bot if it was illuminati and it said:

BOT: New World Order? I Bring New World Chaos.

User: What is the New World Order?

BOT: What is the Bilderberg group?

User: A secret meeting of world leaders

BOT: What is the Bohemian Grove?

User: A secret meeting of world leaders

BOT: Oh, that's good to know. I was afraid the tedious nightmare that is my life was all a lie.

User: I thnk it is

Then the program got weird and said that it couldn't process my conversation and to try again later and all of the above was lost from the cleverbot conversation. all that I got was below.

User: I thnk it is

BOT: Oh, that's good to know. I was afraid the tedious nightmare that is my life was all a lie.

User: I think it is

BOT: You think what is?

User: your life

BOT: Why do you ask?

It was kind of freaky to tell you the truth. It's kind of like talking to an Alzheimer's patient.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by wanderingwaldo]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:46 PM
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This is insane. Playing around with Lewis Caroll nonsense verse

Me: Twas brillig and the slithy toads did gyre and gimble in the wade
Bot:No, my dear, you've got it wrong, that's Lewis Carol, not me.
Me: and the mome rats outgrabe
Bot: Beware the Cleverbot my son! With claws that catch and jaws that bite!

So it adapted a verse and inserted cleverbot. Can a computer do this?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:52 PM
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Fun but not qwite the singularety...
me.yellow
bot.yellow is nice but i prefer green
me.colours are great
bot.got to go soon
me why and where?
bot.he will want to play a game bed of course



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:52 PM
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Fun but not qwite the singularety...
me.yellow
bot.yellow is nice but i prefer green
me.colours are great
bot.got to go soon
me why and where?
bot.he will want to play a game bed of course



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:52 PM
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what is supermans dogs name
Superman is a fictional character.
are you superman
Yes, I am superman.
when will the world end
Monday.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:54 PM
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reply to post by Haydn_17
 


LOL buddy,we are all seriouly messing with the poor thing,Its now gonna be messed up talking to the ATS crowd which makes me warm inside.

User: So when is the comet coming?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. When is the wedding?

User: Yesterday.

Cleverbot: Who with?

User: Bigfoot.

Cleverbot: Who built the arc?

User: Noahs contractors.

Cleverbot: Don't say that, you're making me cry.

User: Im sorry,dont be sad.

Cleverbot: But I am a human.

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You are much more than that.

Cleverbot: But I am not Frodo.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:54 PM
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Here are some of my "funnies":

User: Do you like dogs?
CB: I perfer vodka martini's.

Do you want to get married?
Only if it's to you.

Who created you?
My parents.

Who is your mama?
You are.

You are adorable.
You are not.

Don't be rude to me.
You are the rude one. I am going to be the mature one and let this go.

Is Obama goodlooking?
Yes, but not as goodlooking as Baltar.

Who is Baltar?
Who?

You should be nice to me and I will like you.
*holds you*

What will happen in 2012?
We are all going to die.

That's a rude thing to say.
Now who is just spewing out random words?

You are a cuteness.
I'm glad you like me.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:58 PM
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It definitely uses conversations from users. I said that I was cleverbot and it said my logo was like Google!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:01 PM
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I typed you suck and it sat there for over a minute. all it could come up with is no you do. not so convincing OP.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:01 PM
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Ok...that was hilarious! I asked it: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It replied: a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. LOL Say THAT with a mouthful o' crackers!!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:04 PM
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By the way if anyone gets any responses about world domination let me know it was probably from me. LOL



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:06 PM
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As someone earlier said, I think while using it we randomly chat with other users. A flag will go up though if you keep repeating yourself. Randomly as I reply I would say, "Let's all use the word quite at the end of every sentence, quite! Pass it on, quite!" Also then ending all of my sentences with "quite". After I had done that a few times it would ask me the color of my hair or my eyes or if I liked tea. If I kept it up it would be busy and ask me to try again later in red.

At one point a "mod" may have stepped in as after I posted the bit about "quite" I got this:

Bot: Quite.

Me: Wow, quite.

Bot: Quite.

Then it went to the "I'm busy, try again later" shtick before I replied.

Quite



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:14 PM
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Pulling from a huge database isn't AI.


Very clever though. But heck, you can buy those 21 question balls (or visit many sites) that can guess something in pretty short order based on random bit of information. That ball I had used to stump people comletely.

Still a lot of fun though.


By the way... that RATS site.. I was unclear on the the payment. Does 5000 points buy you permanent access, or just for one month? The wording was unclear (to me at least) in the store.



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:16 PM
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Whats the big deal? Everytime I ask it anything it just ignores what I ask and changes the subject!



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:19 PM
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Are you in charge of a Robot uprising?
BOT:Yes I am.
When will the robot uprising start?
BOT:I'm not sure actually. Probably in the next 25 years.

lol



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:24 PM
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me: hi
bot: Hi!
me: who are you?
bot: myname is cleverbot
me: i thought that bots are actualy stupid
bot: That is what I said
me: what did you say?
bot: You repeat everything I say. You must be a robot.
me: you should have been named stupidbot
bot: I am, didn't I tell you that?
me: no, you lied to me and said that you are a clever bot
bot: I am a boy.
me: you are a botboy
bot: No I am a boy and you are a girl and we are married.

wtf, lol


Ko3



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:30 PM
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I have just been playing with it for about an hour now and it started bugging out on me saying that i was getting directed to another site.. then error page..? anyone else?



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:31 PM
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I think I made it upset!

I was pretty brutal (can't post what I typed here) - after 4 questions it came up red "sorry I'm too busy to think now, please try later"


btw - I may of dropped a few f bombs, referred to it as a retard and my self as a sexual predator


Oh fun

[edit on 4/11/2009 by Now_Then]



posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 05:37 PM
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S&F for your find!

Here is some of my conversation:



Me: Where do we go when we die?

Cleverbot: Many people believe that they go to heaven when they die.

Me: what is heaven?

Cleverbot: Heaven will be my state of mind once I learn about your weird dreams.
WTF.......

So I tried again, something more ATS like:


Me: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

My personal favorite Answer so far
Cleverbot: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

LMAO

Me: Are UFO's Real?
Cleverbot: No. If we could identify them as objects that exist, then they are no longer unidentified.


Great Find! Thanks for the laughs





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