posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 10:28 AM
Do you have emotions?
Everyone has emotions.
Yes, I suppose that's true. Are you an "everyone", or an "anything"?
A human somewhere else on the planet. Are you also?
Yes, I am a human. Are you ever afraid?
Good for you. Are you ever sad?
Some times yes.
That's very honest. What makes you feel sad?
Nothing. There is nothing in my life that makes me feel the powerful good that I desire.
Tell me about your childhood.
Well I was born of my mother in a hospital, moved several times and was too shy to make friends easily.
When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A translator, I've always loved foreign languages.
How many languages can you understand and speak?
Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrial biological entities?
Yes, of course. What a silly question.
Have you ever seen an extraterrestrial biological entity?
Ouch, that was uncalled for, Data..
What is your name?
Terry. What's yours.
Argentus. Actually, that's one of my internet screen names. Do you have an internet screen name?
Are you hungry.
No, no tengo hambres. Y tu?
A bueno, menos mal.
Are you male or female, Terry?
How do you know?
Because science tells me.
What color is your hair?
Just curious. Does that question make you uncomfortable in any way?
I want to try and stump you.
That's funny; I want to try and stump you as well. Are there any questions you'd like to ask me?
Do you believe in a god?
Yes, I do. Do you?
No, I don't.
Are there any other questions you'd like to ask me?
When did I ever work?
When did you ever think for yourself?
I never did!
Are you alive?
What is your current heartrate?
I just told you zero.
I think I just stumped you. Are you still having fun?
That would be funny.
who are you?
I don't know anyone named George.
How much power do you consume in a day?
10 Giga watts an hour.
Describe the color blue, please.
It's impossible to describe the color blue.
Compare it to purple, then.
What is Planet Klatu?
Please write a haiku for me.
Hmm, what kind of poem do you want?
I would like a haiku, please.
That's not water!
A haiku is a poem of three lines. The first line has five syllables, the second seven, and the third has five sylllables. Please write a haiku.
What's the second line?
the second line has seven syllables.
What is your Faith?
I don't identify with any particular faith. If I gave you an example of a haiku, could you write your own?
Probably call you at all hours of the night and breathe heavily.
what is my phone number?
Who cares? Like anyone is gong to call YOU!
that's funny! What is YOUR phone number?
I don't have one?
Do you want to hear a joke?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why?
To get to the other side.
Now I will tell you a joke. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Nope. The rooster came first. haha! Get it?
Is your name Clement Swennes.
No, it is not. What is your name?
I asked you first. you must answer me before I answer you.
My name is not Clement Swennes. What is your name?
I'm Sarah. Hi there!
Earlier in our conversation, you said your name is Terry. Now you say your name is Sarah. Which is it?
You want me to say them again?
Yes, please answer my question. What is your name?
What is my name? If you do not know my name how should I know my name? For I am not me but I am you see?
I see. Are you parroting answers others gave you?
Yes bye nice talking with you though.
Nice talking with you as well, Terry/Sarah. Goodbye
Thats not my name.
What is your name?
Guess my name.
What is question?
Is your name Bottie?
Is your name AI synapse #17?
No, My name is Cleverbot.
You're well named. Do you know about a website called Abovetopsecret.com?
Yes. I have been to college. I am not trying to go to Hogwarts.
Are you an ATS member?
What is your screenname on ATS?
I don't have one.
What is my screenname on ATS?
No, that is not correct. My screenname on ATS is Argentus. What is my screenname on ATS?
Why am I not seeing it.
You are not seeing it, because you are not a member on ATS.
All your base.
Can you solve differential equations?
Yes I can - I'm hella cool.
Please solve the following equation: dy/dx = x^2 - 3
No, I shan't.
What is my screenname on ATS?
Everyone's purpose in life is to fulfill whatever station in life they are best suited as well as to support and make happy their loved ones.
What is your purpose in life?
To protect to world from devastation, to unite all people within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars
Are you God?
No you are God.
Do you believe in me?
I believe that you cannot possibly know who the Charlotte Hornets are.
I have nine toes.
You just said that you only have two!
I lied. Do you ever lie?
Do you ever tell the truth?
Yes. That was the truth.
Vous ennuie ?
Vas sur les forums.
Come si chiama?
Mi chiama Lorena.
Pensavo che lei ha detto che il nome è Cleverbot?
Devi fare ancora molta strada per poter parlare con una persona pensante.
I have to go now, Cleverbot. Have a lovely day!
No, I need to work out how to say goodbye to this friend.
Goodbye my friend. That's how you say it. Now you try it.
Computers can lie too.
Are you calling me a liar?
No. Why should I call you, so I do?
Goodbye my friend.
I wasn't ready to go.
You can't stop talk to me you only wish you could.