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posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 03:44 PM
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ME:Are you naked?
clever:Yes.
ME
o you enjoy masturbation?
clever:No.
ME
o you enjoy sex?
clever:Of course! I play piano

the iq of a uh...broken machine, lol.




posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 03:49 PM
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Weird isnt it. I asked if computers have sex, it replied yes, thats how blackberries are made lol



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 03:59 PM
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Greetings;

What's more interesting is the fact that this thread was stared in 2009...SNF

Here is a quick today:

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes I am here.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I liked game.

User: Game liked you.

Cleverbot: So do I =).

User: 2012=.

Cleverbot: Nostradaumus 2012.

User: End of world.

Cleverbot: What happens in 2013?

In Peace, Love & Light

tfw



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 04:00 PM
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I know Cleverbot is a fraud because me and my wife tried for an hour to "run into" each others response because we suspected it was simply random posters responses. We finally "replied" to one another at one point. It changes chat partners at random times.

Sorry to ruin the magic
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posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 04:16 PM
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Originally posted by joyride0187
I know Cleverbot is a fraud because me and my wife tried for an hour to "run into" each others response because we suspected it was simply random posters responses. We finally "replied" to one another at one point. It changes chat partners at random times.

Sorry to ruin the magic
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I thought something like that may be happening. He will be spot on for a little bit and then the conversation just goes out the _



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 04:24 PM
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Love this, It's like talking to your best mates on a Saturday night after a skinfull in a very noisy bar and not catching the full conversation.
In fact I think Ive had one of the most interesting conversations in a long time

me: We wed in Las Vegas
cleverbot: I'm not married I like men



posted on Jul, 29 2011 @ 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by double_frick
is it conscious?


Are we ?

Give me one simple bit of proff that we are not in a computer simulation and that everything physical came from nothing and i'll buy you a drink.

Yeah hard to get you're head around so try the puzzel.



posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 08:58 PM
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Q) Can you predict the future?

A) No but can you.

Q) I believe that the
future has already occured in relation to our field of prediction - that is, we
do not know that we know.

A) That 'which you are talking about'. What are you, British?

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posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 09:10 PM
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I gave this one a try, and it seems like random nonsense to me:

Me: When will the world end?
Bot: Yes, when will the world end?
Me: That's what I asked you.
Bot: No. You asked if you should level your shadower?
Me: WTF?
Bot: Nothing.



posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 09:13 PM
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I stumped it real quick:

Me: What is your name?
Cleverbot: What is yours?
Me: Nathan.
Cleverbot: Tell me a Knock-Knock joke!
Me: No thank you. How about a vampire joke?
Cleverbot: Pakistan.



posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 09:44 PM
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Q: Are Ufos real?
A: Yes.
Q: What are they? Alien Craft?
A: Things.
Q: Where do they come from?
A: Barbados and Jamaica

LOL



posted on Aug, 15 2012 @ 07:58 AM
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this is a cool website.
i tried to give the cleverbot some odd things like:

when nibiru rises in the sky i will return to enslave the humans.

december 21, 2012 is the end of days.

but the cleverbot just goes off on some nonsense. it is a fun little website.

-subfab



posted on Aug, 15 2012 @ 08:55 AM
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I think I broke it......

still thinking....after a while...dark logic wins!



posted on Aug, 15 2012 @ 09:00 AM
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I asked if E.Ts existed and the answer was "Yes" but when I asked how, the bot answered "they were going at it".

So I kept inquiring. LOL.



posted on Aug, 15 2012 @ 10:04 AM
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ok, I am convinced that there are people on the other end of that.

I think that they are even other users. I am sure I was talking to people who logged on and thought I was a bot.

I made a generic message

"I am a user who logged onto clever bot and tried to see if people were just chatting with each other"

then people all asked, I am talking to a human?

so yeah, all people like a random chat
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