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reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 03:44 PM by N34Li3Z

ME:Are you naked?
clever:Yes.
ME

o you enjoy masturbation?
clever:No.
ME

o you enjoy sex?
clever:Of course! I play piano

the iq of a uh...broken machine, lol.

reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 03:49 PM by scubagravy

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Weird isnt it. I asked if computers have sex, it replied yes, thats how blackberries are made lol

reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 03:59 PM by thorfourwinds

reply to post by scubagravy

Greetings;

What's more interesting is the fact that this thread was stared in 2009...SNF

Here is a quick today:

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes I am here.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I liked game.

User: Game liked you.

Cleverbot: So do I =).

User: 2012=.

Cleverbot: Nostradaumus 2012.

User: End of world.

Cleverbot: What happens in 2013?

In Peace, Love & Light

tfw

reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 04:00 PM by joyride0187

I know Cleverbot is a fraud because me and my wife tried for an hour to "run into" each others response because we suspected it was simply random posters responses. We finally "replied" to one another at one point. It changes chat partners at random times.

Sorry to ruin the magic

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reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 04:16 PM by IntegratedInstigator

Originally posted by joyride0187
I know Cleverbot is a fraud because me and my wife tried for an hour to "run into" each others response because we suspected it was simply random posters responses. We finally "replied" to one another at one point. It changes chat partners at random times.

Sorry to ruin the magic
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I thought something like that may be happening. He will be spot on for a little bit and then the conversation just goes out the window.

reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 04:24 PM by evesoffspring

Love this, It's like talking to your best mates on a Saturday night after a skinfull in a very noisy bar and not catching the full conversation.
In fact I think Ive had one of the most interesting conversations in a long time

me: We wed in Las Vegas
cleverbot: I'm not married I like men

reply posted on 29-7-2011 @ 04:37 PM by Master_007

Originally posted by double_frick
is it conscious?

Are we ?

Give me one simple bit of proff that we are not in a computer simulation and that everything physical came from nothing and i'll buy you a drink.

Yeah hard to get you're head around so try the puzzel.

reply posted on 31-7-2011 @ 08:58 PM by SystemResistor

Q) Can you predict the future?

A) No but can you.

Q) I believe that the
future has already occured in relation to our field of prediction - that is, we
do not know that we know.

A) That 'which you are talking about'. What are you, British?

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reply posted on 31-7-2011 @ 09:10 PM by delius

reply to post by scubagravy

I gave this one a try, and it seems like random nonsense to me:

Me: When will the world end?
Bot: Yes, when will the world end?
Me: That's what I asked you.
Bot: No. You asked if you should level your shadower?
Me: WTF?
Bot: Nothing.

reply posted on 31-7-2011 @ 09:13 PM by Nathwa

I stumped it real quick:

Me: What is your name?
Cleverbot: What is yours?
Me: Nathan.
Cleverbot: Tell me a Knock-Knock joke!
Me: No thank you. How about a vampire joke?
Cleverbot: Pakistan.

reply posted on 31-7-2011 @ 09:44 PM by flexy123

Q: Are Ufos real?
A: Yes.
Q: What are they? Alien Craft?
A: Things.
Q: Where do they come from?
A: Barbados and Jamaica

LOL

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