I'll post these here to avoid another "Fubar" ,as Whisper calls it, in case I need to change it.
I have made have Three Options
The First two are based off of the "SAY WHAT AGAIN!" also known as "The Breakfast Scene." From the movie "Pulp Fiction."
Option III is original and the only one that won't get me send out the airlock.
OPTION I
This was the Version in case I couldn’t use “What?” (Which might
have become funnier than the one with the four "what?"'s.
I didn’t lead the group
sir Lt. Cmdr. Ackerman did. Now you were saying something about a “non-hostile” ship.
Luder doesn’t speak
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something ignorant.
Deny
Ignorance Captain investigate!”
“Whatsamatter? Oh, y-you were finished? Well then allow me to retort. What does a hostile ship looks like?
Luder doesn’t speak.
“What country you from!”
Luder still doesn’t respond.
That ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in…” Studious makes Luder’s facial expression clenches his fist mocking the
Captain’s movements.
Luder yet again doesn’t respond.
“English-motherf#####-do-you-speak-it?”
Studious knows the Captain does and continues when Luder does not answer.
“If you do then you understand what I’m sayin’! And what I’m sayin’ is that you need to look over the scans the chief engineer took of the
enemy ship. Then you will know that ship was hostile.
Luder doesn’t change his expression.
“Make that face again I dare you, I double dare you motherf#####. Make that face one more time.
Option II
Studious L. Jackson. (Four “what’s” used. I said three before. I guess I'm the ignorant one now!
I didn’t lead the group
sir Lt. Cmdr. Ackerman did. Now you were saying something about a “non-hostile” ship.
Luder doesn’t speak
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something ignorant.
Deny
Ignorance Captain investigate!”
“Whatsamatter? Oh, y-you were finished? Well then allow me to retort. What does a hostile ship looks like?
Luder “What?”
“What country you from!”
Luder “What?”
“What ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in what?”
Luder “What?”
“English-motherf#####-do-you-speak-it?”
Studious knows the Captain does and continues when Luder does not answer.
“If you do then you understand what I’m sayin’! And what I’m sayin’ is that you need to look over the scans the chief engineer took of the
enemy ship. Then you will know that ship was hostile.
Luder “What?”
“Say what again I dare you, I double dare you motherf#####. Say what one more time.
Option III
Studious Holmes (with tinfoil hat.)
Wife: “He’s lost his mind don’t anger him.” Studious THINKS and laughs a little to himself. “My “imaginary friend…er…wife” is
telling me that he’s crazy. I’m going to do my Samuel L. Jackson impersonation…”
Wife:
“No! Please just play nice ok….for me.”
Studious THINKS “Alright dear…but this’ll be so much less fun.”
I didn’t lead the group
sir Lt. Cmdr. Ackerman did. Now you were saying something about a “non-hostile” ship.
When you’ve looked at human flesh being prepared as food in a jar THEN you can tell me the ship is
non-hostile.”
Look at the chief engineers scans, that ship did transmit the signal that was behind the mind control.
Deny Ignorance Captain
investigate!”
Then it struck him….
The one who had reprogrammed the communications antenna output to be on the same wave front as the quantum signature of the mind control wave
was……. Seeker.
Seeker had reprogrammed the communications antenna and probably knew how to change it back.
Studious realized Seeker would have had spent plenty of time aboard the enemy ship and might have been taken over and reprogrammed.
Therefore Seeker could easily be working for the aliens and could have shut off the communications antenna output. Meaning…
It’s mind
control!!
Wife sarcastically
“Great work Sherlock! I’ll go make you a deerstalker out of tinfoil.” she rolls her eyes.
(A deerstalker is Sherlock Holmes' signature hat.)
This post is based after these comments Seeker’s post
here.
EDIT: Fixed odd formatting issue where all the text was bunched to the left.
Another EDIT: I needed four "what?" 's not three. That's my mistake.
[edit on 14-6-2009 by Studious]
[edit on 14-6-2009 by Studious]