BTS Bank Corp? Who wants in?

Originally posted by Hx3_1963
reply to post by pureevil81

 

...and yes...we can naked short ourselfs, but, only if we file the right paperwork, before floating memos!!!

And how do you plan on filing paperwork without a desk

Come on, work with me people..... wait, did you say heated bar stools? Okay, we will just have to file papers at the 50' bar then. We will make due darn it.

Good I'll set up an office at DATS next to the strippers changing room, where potential marks......err investors, that's it investors. Can come and listen to what their money will be doing. Did mention glass walls in the office

If we can get Hugh Hefner in we can use the Bunny for our political mascot.

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife

I'm going to start my own political party, maybe we can funnel funds through that and run the entire government!

...And if we get the right kick-backs maybe we can bankrupt the entire organization in months.

Shrewd.




[edit on 13/3/09 by pause4thought]

reply to post by pureevil81
Cum on...work with me here!!!

We can ALWAYS put the heated stools at the bar in a olympic sized pool after we conquer the world!!!!

Originally posted by Hx3_1963
I'll be like Volker & Sumner...part of the think tank..not a "offical" title job ...

Wait a minute...you're just setting yourself up to NOT go down with the boat if the Feds come in and bust us, aren't ya?

(Oh yeah...the banks control the Feds...I forgot).



[edit on 13-3-2009 by theWCH]

reply to post by Ant4AU
Oh very good!!!

Heated bar stools, at a 50' bar, in a olympic sized pool, with a stripper club & dues!!!

CLASSIC!!!!

big $$$!!!

Can anyone say..."client #9?"

reply to post by Hx3_1963


MMM, good point.

I am jumping way way ahead here.... I thought conquering the world was a given?:w: Between pause and some of the other great scheming minds here I figure we will own everything by next week at the latest.

I will work with you here, you had me at heated bar stool.

reply to post by theWCH
Pretty shrewd huh?


but...all my motives are...beer!!!

reply to post by Hx3_1963


I don't have any sick rich wives, but I do have a lot of friends who are ballerinas. We could leak reports that I'm dating half of the Manhattan dancers, if we ever need fuel for a pump & dump scheme.

Investors love playboys!

We need a face for our political party. Who should we get. Got the playboy Bunny Mascot. Now who would make the perfect fall gu.....err face of the organization.

reply to post by pause4thought


We won't need to bankrupt the organization at that point we could just hold secret backroom meetings and pass secret legislation that makes us look solvent.

They won't even know....

Ladies and gents, please excuse me from the boardroom. I need to find the *right* people to fulfill the vacant positions in the accounting department.

Be back tomorrow.



Vermont marble in the lobby please. And all the bathrooms.

Originally posted by Ant4AU
Now who would make the perfect fall gu.....err face of the organization.

Whats a fall gu..... is that like a fall guru. is that for when things get bad?

reply to post by Ant4AU
Don't be silly!!!

I don't know if any of you are old enought to remember...

Alfred E Neuman!!!



It's a shoe in???

[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

reply to post by pureevil81


It was a slip of the tongue I wasn't trying to say fall guy don't know where that came from.

reply to post by Ant4AU


Of course you werent trying to say fall guy.

We will just rack it up to human error... after all when you are in the bank corps.... we turn a blind eye to that sort of thing right.

The playboy bunny and now the face of mad magazine we have just sucked in every heterosexual male in america. This may be too easy.

reply to post by pureevil81


Strippers came buy the office Sorry folks I need to be excused I have a um business meeting that I can not pass up

I am in, but only if I can also give myself raises and wear a plethora of differing penny loafers. Oh and wear paisley ties at a whim.

reply to post by eye open doors

paisley ties

sure...why not Donny "whats his face" on CNBC has $1k suspenders so...be our guest...

...and charge it to the company!!!

(tax write offs!)