posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 07:30 PM
Before becoming a stay home slave ::cough:: mom, I was a coroporate credit manager. Couldn't we have a side biz as well for loaning cash?
We know the lending markets are all gummed up right now so, I'm willing to take the position....um, need a fancy title... "Lender Extradoinaire
On my desk, down on the corner of the street, big sign:
**No Credit Check**
Our bank knows everyone is hosed!
**Borrow As Much As You Need**
Cuz we'll recoup it with hidden fees!
We'll rack up lots of debt. By allowing people the personal responsibility to borrow only as much as they feel comfortable to afford
::winkwink:: we'll rack up tons of debt! It's perfect!
I smell a bailout!!!! We SO win!
Under Benefits please include:
-employee can show up when she feels like it or not at all!
-neverending supply of diet coke
-Mom & Pop coffee 'store' on premise; pymt made with our own fiat currency 00000ooooo In that case, I'll need a whole high end fashion store and AE
store; purses, lots of purses. And shoes! We are going to need a plaza. Buy the Rockefeller building!
-don't mind the dancers, hell, I may even join in from time to time
-smokes, need to have smokes (again bought with fiat $ )
-On site daycare -includes Friday evenings too
-Employee bonding/teambuilding retreat held in Jamacia
-Nice afternoons off - yeah, we CALL it golfing
-psychic hotline so we get up-to-the-minute end of the world' prophecies
[edit on 3/13/2009 by Whisper67]