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BTS Bank Corp? Who wants in?

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posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:01 PM
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reply to post by Ant4AU
 
now don't forget!!!

Their profits are part of the BTS Bank Corp now!!!

We'll leverage them at say...17.5x!!!



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:02 PM
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**zip** breathing heavily wipes forehead.

So what's next. Sprints doing good right now, I say I send a few of my "employees"
that I had to consult with earlier, that sounded good, to visit their main office.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:04 PM
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Nope...gonna have to run that by the CFO...

"Twitter could be cheaper"...but we claim 3G AT&T on write offs!!!

"Twitter" LoL...play on words?!!

Great!!!

Another "Subsidiary" Strippers on twitter!!!




[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:05 PM
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I got our Company Motto,

"BTS Bank Corp, We Specialize in providing Happy Endings!"



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:06 PM
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Oh well since it's a tax write off. A platinum toilet and 3 dollar bills printed just for me to wipe my butt with.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:08 PM
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Not to buy to swindle.... damn it did it again. To explain to them why giving us their money would be a good idea.

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife
 


We have found ore PR guy right here.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:12 PM
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Now be careful...gold will suffice till our 1st IPO!!!!



Then...run wild!!!

We'll have years before they can audit us!!!



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by Ant4AU
reply to post by Hx3_1963
 


Not to buy to swindle.... damn it did it again. To explain to them why giving us their money would be a good idea.

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife
 


We have found ore PR guy right here.
Because we represent the average 6 pack al bundy...

...a nite at the Nudie Bar...whining women...corrupt gov...

WE represent trading beer for (insert yer vice here!)



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:16 PM
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But money is the vice for some.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:17 PM
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This a deal breaker. I will suffice for a gold toilet, but it must have a platinum handle or I walk. Oh and the 3 dollars bills must be ironed just prior to use, and well... There will be a person of my selection who's job it is only to iron the 3 dollar bill butt wipe.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:17 PM
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We have found ore PR guy right here.


Marvelous!!!

Another "position"

PRO!!!! (LoL)

Personal Relations Officer!!!

Now...who is it?




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:19 PM
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reply to post by eye open doors
 
Oh OK...but make sure you pay them less than what you claim on our next write-off!!!


(OH MAN!! with 2 40's on me...I can't stop laughin' !!!!)
Can you say..."Share holder?"


[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:20 PM
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Originally posted by Hastobemoretolife
reply to post by Ant4AU
 


I got our Company Motto,

"BTS Bank Corp, We Specialize in providing Happy Endings!"


With the quick wit that spouted out this answer my nomination goes to Hastobemoretolife.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:23 PM
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For sure... I'll make it so. Brow beat them, to boot. Where's my uber grande grande tripple shot mint latte with a fresh sprig of mint leaf as a garnish. The cup better be green!

Just practicing




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:24 PM
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Any objections?

hastobe is now the "PRO"...congrats!!!!

(DANG..anyone writing this down??? nevermind? does it make a difference as long as we file our TARP in time???)




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:28 PM
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Oh don't worry we will "talk" to our supporters in Washington and get them to amend the bill to include an extended dead line for BTS Bank Corp.

Edit -

I'm proud to accept this position and to serve the needs of BTS Bank Corp.

[edit on 13-3-2009 by Hastobemoretolife]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:30 PM
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I do believe we COULD takeover the world with this "Ponzi scheme"...

Look at our "Un-official" (Vote?) party leader?

BM? (EEEWWW...)

If we could pull this off for 25 yrs...and we're old...what's the downside?




[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:31 PM
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I am off for my massage, with a happy ending... Mind you. I love tax write offs.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:33 PM
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Oh yes, I have formulated equations that will allow us to sell oil back to the Arabs and all the cheap Chinese goods to the Chinese, and the outsourced tech support back to our competitors at a cheaper price than what they can produce these good and services for.

[edit on 13-3-2009 by Hastobemoretolife]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 06:34 PM
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good man...may the wealth of the masses fall around yer strip club!!!

(Great...now we gotta pick back through this thread and "re-appoint" all our C's...LoL)

Can you handle that Mr?





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