[HOAX] I am a Reptilian and will discuss all.[HOAX]

To the OP.
What species of reptile are you and do you shed your skin?
Do you use Internet Explorer or FireFox?
I'm amazed that reptiles have advanced so much their species can now surf the net.
Truly astonishing.

reply to post by highfreq

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We should all also feel very special ourselves, Highfreq, the Reptilian chose OUR conspiracy site to reveal its identity and talk to us about its lifestyle!
Bless our lucky stars, aren't we fortunate?

It's not like posters have ever made alternative accounts to commit hoaxes before!

Anyhow- I'm excited for the video.
Since, apparently videos are acceptable, while pictures are not.
Which makes, complete sense.

I don't know why you're arguing... lol...
We should both agree that what he did was immature, and that's what I was targeting. I know how to get to these people, regardless of their age...



Ok lol... I'll get right on that .
Ask any moderator and he/she will tell you that most of the BS happens at those times. I'm not simply making it up...



Which is... what?
Starts with an "i"...
Immature...




Wow... Did I say I did?
Didn't think so.

But what do I know?
That he's acting as a youth.
Thus the message...

I want to know if it's true that cats can recognise reptilians disguised as humans. I've read they are sworn enemies.
I always knew there was something wrong with a guy if my cat hates him instantly.

You definitely made reference to him being a child as opposed to acting like one.
My point isn't that he isn't immature.
My point was that age shouldn't be used as an insult- Because you don't know his age.
And even if we was a youth- It shouldn't matter. People of age act as immature as any teen or child now and again.

I also asked for your proof- You made the claim, you have to be able to support it.
Telling me to "Ask any mod" isn't proof, it's passing off the burden of proof onto another.

I've gotten my point across- That age, isn't something that determines the way someone acts; and, it's clear that your original post, you more or less declared that the poster was, infact, a child/youth.
You went on to reinforce this statement with the line about these hoaxes increasing around the time schools go on breaks.

My point to all of this, Truth, is that age shouldn't be used as an insult- Or an accusation; as I am a young person, I found that both offensive, and ignorant.

But yes; we can both agree, the poster is being immature.
His life must be a bit lacking for him to feel the need to post such claims.

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Oh, I know! This is exciting stuff! Finally, we here at ATS, will have real video proof of a real life talking reptile.

I swear to God if it's a video of Barney






I've heard that before too. I think I read it in a thread. Doesn't that story go back to the time of Ancient Egypt?







[edit on 13-12-2008 by highfreq]

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Jesus this is getting annoying.
It's called an insult.
I saw his weak point and attacked him there.



Because he probably is a kid (under the age of 18).
And if he isn't, then he would get the message that people see him as a child, and then would feel silly and not do this crap anymore... that's the point...



But I know what age he's acting as - a child.
Thus the insult...



And when doing so, they should be told that they are acting like a child...



I never said that he 100% is a child. I said he probably is a child, but either way it doesn't matter to him, because he would get the message -.-...



How would I 'prove' it, and why does it matter? =x...



If he was a child, then he would have read it and realized that he wasn't being original or 'cool' and would have left.
If he was an adult, he would have realized that he's acting like a child...

Wow, how weird is that, you’re just the person I need to talk to!

My Iguana Karl broke two toes.
The *ring finger* on his right hand and the *this little piggy likes none* on his left foot.
I did all I could to save them but he finally lost them tonight.

My question is this.

What should I do with the little digits that finally dropped off?
I mean, you’re a Reptile right?
What would you do?

Should I bury them (that is what I’m guessing)?
I know I wouldn’t want someone just to toss my finger and toe in the rubbish if I lost them, but, reptiles being cold blooded and all maybe they just don’t care?

But here’s the dilemma because on the other hand with the whole growing back your tail thing I bet when you loose something you can’t grow back it’s pretty traumatic so better to ask you the best thing to do.

By the way - should I stop feeding him chicken?
He loves it but he gets some wicked stinky poopers after eating chicken.
Does that mean it’s bad for him?

OH! While I’m here.
Can you translate Karl’s name, Karl, into your language?
Just spell it phonetically please.



Thanks!
Keep Warm!

Here is a question:

You either are an attention seeker, or have severe psychological issues. Which is it?



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I am a reptillian and I have a photo, however I can't figure out how to download it onto the page. I am not fluent in Human technologies sorry.

The world may never know.
Just like that "tootsie pop" question...
Truly a mind bender .

I've dined on Rattlesnake flesh and Iguana tail. Your not human; are you guys edible? I really like Rattlesnake. Who knows? Might help with the food shortages in underdeveloped countries.

I have a question:
In the thread about the interview with a reptilian (which I found highly informative and believable), it was mentioned that your females have evolved the ability to give milk.
Not a uniquely mammalian trait, it is a trait of warm blooded animals, and of animals that give live birth to their young.
By this, I would assume that you have evolved to be warm blooded, hence the need for sweat glands.
However, it's clearly been stated both that reptilians are cold blooded, and that reptilians evlved the ability naturally.

I'm curious how that came about.

Until you or any other supposed alien can produce I dunno.. some form of that stuff called proof (video or pictures, whichever you like), this is pure fiction. Bad fiction, at that. Skunkworks was very appropriate for this.

Those damn reptillians coming here, taking our jobs, posting amphibous.. i mean ambiguous threads...

Wait up guys i found a picture of him!



A guy who thinks he is a reptile...

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Anything - and I mean ANYTHING - even my Karl - gets near me with a tongue like that and I'm going to jail for murder.

That's got to be the grossest thing I've seen all day.

EWWWWW!

What do reptilians eat ?
Are reptilians located everywhere around the world?
What agenda do they have?

Thanks for sharing your information m8

I'm not a retillian... But I own a reptile... He's a gorgeous Water Dragon... He likes crickets and meal worms.