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[HOAX] I am a Reptilian and will discuss all.[HOAX]


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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 12:57 AM by pretty_vacant


Are reptoids "shapeshifters" or is that a common misconception??

Also, my grandmother and uncle have a bloodtype of RH- - does that mean that they are actually reptoids in disguise??



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:14 AM by atlasastro


Please, please be honest with me.

There is a huge conspiracy involving the reptilian race that need to be disclosed.
David Ike and other have only scratched the surface of this conspiracy.
Please, now is the time for disclosure.

Did the reptilians race assasinate Steve Irwin.


Was he too close.
What did he know, I saw him say he was a reptile expert, and was not afraid of any reptiles.
He reportedly had captured many reptiles and had them kept at this top secret facility.
Top Secret Facility
Thanks for your input.



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:20 AM by Darthorious


You mention 9 gods.

Who are they?
What is the purpose of having 9?
Who created the 9 gods?
Heck why are they even considered gods for that matter?



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:51 AM by sylph hugger


Troll looking for attention!

Don't feed it anymore. They always come back when you feed them.



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 02:06 AM by Grock


Just when i thought it was illegal aliens taking away all the jobs, i find out that its really illegal aliens taking all our jobs!!

(yes its illegal to be a reptillian in the united states, look it up, in fact... there IS a very large reward for bringing one in...)

The last reptilian i met told me to ask this of the next one i met and i would know the answer, so here it is:

Why are you here?



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 02:07 AM by Grock


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Great post.

That really made my day

right on...



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 03:36 AM by munkey66


I found the Reptiles lair and snuck a camera in and captured a photo of 2 of them with their guard down




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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 04:10 AM by OzWeatherman


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Oh my god!!!!!!!!!

This is the first reptilian pic Ive seen without fuzzy resolution..well done, thats some great proof..

I believe...I BELIEVE NOW!!!!!!



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 04:22 AM by alyosha1981


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Of course you know we will need coordinates as well as more pictures that give a clear referance point as well a second witness(at least) because there's something fishy about that pic...... something I can't quite put my finger on oh well



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 04:44 AM by S1LV3R4D0


Im surprised none of you sleuths picked up on this.

Hadit, first you tell us this.

Originally posted by Haditoflife

You already know your hands will never obtain photos or me waving on a video.


Then you say this in your description.

You’ll notice a small light brown birthmark on the top of my left eye


If we will never see pics of you or video....how are we to Notice something about your appearance???

Sounds to me you were looking at an alien pic or drawing. Doesnt sound like one describing themselves if we aren't to see you.

Just my $.02

Silver



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 06:05 AM by alyosha1981


Or this:


Originally posted by Haditoflife
You already know your hands will never obtain photos or me waving on a video.



Originally posted by Haditoflife
Video is reasonable

?????????



[edit on 13-12-2008 by alyosha1981]



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:26 PM by imdeceived


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Blowfish I do not agree with you all the times but your input on this was priceless.


Looks like the lizard folks are actually just like us. Watching tv, surfing the web, 9 to 5 etc...
Tell me, what's your job here on planet earth? Are you a cop, a lawyer, a cobbler?
Or you might have jut lost your job too, like a lots of us. Is there unemployment benifits for the reptile too?


[edit on 13-12-2008 by imdeceived]



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:30 PM by imdeceived


Originally posted by Darthorious
You mention 9 gods.

Who are they?
What is the purpose of having 9?
Who created the 9 gods?
Heck why are they even considered gods for that matter?


I would tend to think that an intelligent species with billions of years of evolution would have ditched religion a longtime ago. Replacing it with some kind of science-a-ligion.



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:40 PM by TruthParadox


Originally posted by Haditoflife
I’ll find it fair that individuals will find this out right impossible.


Good. Then let's end this little charade now, shall we?

I'll let you in on a little secret - it's obvious to most of us when a kid gets annoyed at the fact that he has to wait 12 days to open his presents, and decides to pass the time posting stupid messages online.
You're not original.
You're not funny.
This isn't a game.

Run home to your mommy...



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:48 PM by Dewm0nster


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Kid?
Why would it be a child?
Most hoaxes here are commited by older men, I'd say.
The fact that you're targeting his age speaks little of you- Age doesn't determine ones actions.

As for the OP:
Stop being a tool.



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 01:57 PM by TruthParadox


Originally posted by Dewm0nster
Kid?
Why would it be a child?


Because, unless you're new here, you would notice that most of these threads start during school breaks. Especially during the summer, these kinds of threads were numerous...
Also, it's more than immature to devote your time to such a stupid 'joke' which is lacking a punchline...
I would like to think that few adults would do such a thing, thus lowering the probabilty of it being an adult further.
Most adults are busy this time of year - shopping for gifts or decorating.
Most adults wouldn't have time for this BS.
Thus lowering the probabilty of it being an adult even more.

Originally posted by Dewm0nster
Most hoaxes here are commited by older men, I'd say.


Evidence?

Originally posted by Dewm0nster
The fact that you're targeting his age speaks little of you- Age doesn't determine ones actions.


It speaks little of me because it shouldn't. It speaks much of the type of person that would do these things. If I'm right and he is a kid, then my message stands. If I'm wrong, and he's an adult, then my message stands, as it's obvious that he/she should be treated as a child.



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reply posted on 13-12-2008 @ 02:04 PM by Dewm0nster


The threads don't simply arise when a school break begins.
Find the proof before you state that claim- I want to see the numbers that support that.

It isn't about a hoax always being a joke.

A hoax like this one, where the OP is the center of attention, are created for that purpose alone:
Attention.

The fact that they can string some people along is fine and great; but people who're bored with their lives create threads like these because the lie they create helps them, it's a form of release.
That someone would believe their life is exciting, or complex, that they're different or unique.

Which isn't something age specific.
I know plenty of middle-aged men who spread such lies- I cite my first example, John Lear.

The point of my post is- You don't know he's a youth.
In the spirit of this website, I'd encourage you to deny ignorance; not fight ignorance with ignorance.



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