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Well, after returning from the ATS Investigation at James Gilliland's ranch, because of the tremendous expense, we were forced to sell the SUV and go to cheaper transportation for future explorations in our quest to Deny Ignorance.

Johnny Anonymous Proudly Unveils DIXIE



The MOD SQUAD will award Applause Points to their Favorites.


[edit on 9/8/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

How many miles per bushel?

new caption contest:

which one's the ass?

Ah, well ok then that's why it took you so long to come back to us.
That's a pretty nice looking ride you got there Johnny!

Caption contest:

Who stuck the logo on Springer's back?!

Springer...

There's a joke about Tijuana there somewhere.

But I'm not gonna go there

Unofficial Caption Contest.....

"Johnny Anonymous and his new bride Dixie were seen coming out of the posh new restaurant CHE RABBIT".

Okay.... this photo is too good to pass up...... the MOD SQUAD will individually award APPLAUSE POINTS to their FAVORITES.


[edit on 9/4/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

I'm waiting for someone to accuse you of being politically biased in your choice of transportation.

"The ATS advertising budget reaches an all-time low."

[edit on 4-9-2008 by Wolf321]

Caption contest

ATS the ride of your life.

Caption contest....

Mom, this is Sarah, I just know that when you get to know her, you will love her as much as I do.

[edit on 4-9-2008 by whaaa]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to tonights taping of Hee Haw

Caption Contest:

UFO Found! Unfortunately for ATS... it was an Unsanitary Fourlegged Ovine...

Johnny introduces the new ATS animal mutilation tracking unit.

After a long days work, Juan Valdez poses for his annual Christmas Photo.

From JohnnyAnonymous, himself:

...held my batteries in his hand for just a few seconds and...

In his overzealous effort to prove to the guys that he did compare in size with a mule, Johnny failed to realize that it was a female.

[edit on 4-9-2008 by Daz3d-n-Confus3d]

Way down south from dixie,smells awful but great for the roses.Really,no horse s**t