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MOD SQUAD Applause Points CAPTION CONTEST!

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posted on Sep, 4 2008 @ 10:55 PM
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Johnny unveils the ATS answer to rising gas prices.

or

New ATS GREEN vehicle runs on grass, produces organic fertilizer.


or

The proposed answer to ATS field team transportation is, unfortunately, revealed to be a COINTELPRO disinformation agent.




posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 12:29 AM
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"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 12:33 AM
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I hate to state the obvious but:

NICE ASS!



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 12:39 AM
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Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012
"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".



OMGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh sheesh man that one can't be beat......


ok MY lame one is:

"I cant wait till the next Kentucky Derby and we can use the secret speed of light formula donkey chow"



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 01:03 AM
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Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012
"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".


Boy... talk about a flashback to the old Rocky & Bullwinkle Show!


I love it!

Dave



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 01:12 AM
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reply to post by Dave Rabbit
 


Give us another picture, pretty please?



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 01:14 AM
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Got yourself a Butt Dart partner now huh........



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:23 AM
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Now we know it wasn't aliens who were abducting all that livestock, but just one lonely man.



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:46 AM
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Who REALLY runs ATS?
Dave,Johnny and shape-shifting ass!



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:52 AM
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Beer makes anything look good at the end of the night



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 06:01 AM
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Budget Brokeback Mountain 2 begins filming.

[edit on 5-9-2008 by dodgygeeza]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 06:30 AM
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Proof that Johnny will not let anything stop him from filming UFO's

[edit on 5-9-2008 by easynow]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 06:32 AM
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cute ass mind if i stroke it



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 06:39 AM
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New ATSMIX publicity shot for Johnnys new show "Holdin' my ass and watching the stars"



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 07:04 AM
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Nope, that's not a hole in the ground. Try again...
edit on 2/6/2013 by JohnnyAnonymous because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 07:25 AM
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Caption contest:

"I got my novelty photo from the same studio as NASA´s moon landing photos!"


JSR

posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 07:35 AM
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introducing the ATS " Big Ass Logo "



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 07:35 AM
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As you can see... The large Cranium... Big dark eyes... and absence of genitalia... This is one of those "Grays" that have been trying to abduct people all over the world!



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 07:37 AM
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Now where's my banjo???












[edit on 5/9/08 by blupblup]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 07:38 AM
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Let me present to you ATS version of an Eco-Friendly vehicle that we are going to put out on the market.

- We are going to call it the.... gASS NO MORE!

Say goodbye to Global Warming!



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