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reply posted on 4-9-2008 @ 10:55 PM by Heike


Johnny unveils the ATS answer to rising gas prices.

or

New ATS GREEN vehicle runs on grass, produces organic fertilizer.


or

The proposed answer to ATS field team transportation is, unfortunately, revealed to be a COINTELPRO disinformation agent.



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 12:29 AM by The_Alarmist2012


"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 12:33 AM by schrodingers dog


I hate to state the obvious but:

NICE ASS!



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 12:39 AM by theRiverGoddess


Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012
"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".



OMGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh sheesh man that one can't be beat......

ok MY lame one is:

"I cant wait till the next Kentucky Derby and we can use the secret speed of light formula donkey chow"



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 01:03 AM by Dave Rabbit


Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012
"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".


Boy... talk about a flashback to the old Rocky & Bullwinkle Show!

I love it!

Dave



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 01:12 AM by schrodingers dog


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Give us another picture, pretty please?



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 01:14 AM by gotanybob


Got yourself a Butt Dart partner now huh........



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 04:23 AM by DJMessiah


Now we know it wasn't aliens who were abducting all that livestock, but just one lonely man.



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 04:46 AM by ZeroKnowledge


Who REALLY runs ATS?
Dave,Johnny and shape-shifting ass!



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 04:52 AM by expatwhite


Beer makes anything look good at the end of the night



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:01 AM by dodgygeeza


Budget Brokeback Mountain 2 begins filming.

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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:30 AM by easynow


Proof that Johnny will not let anything stop him from filming UFO's

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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:32 AM by serenecalamityz


cute ass mind if i stroke it



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:39 AM by scepticsRus




New ATSMIX publicity shot for Johnnys new show "Holdin' my ass and watching the stars"



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 07:04 AM by vox2442




Nope, that's not a hole in the ground. Try again...



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 07:25 AM by Psychopump


Caption contest:

"I got my novelty photo from the same studio as NASA´s moon landing photos!"



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 07:35 AM by JSR




introducing the ATS " Big Ass Logo "



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 07:35 AM by x2Strongx


As you can see... The large Cranium... Big dark eyes... and absence of genitalia... This is one of those "Grays" that have been trying to abduct people all over the world!



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 07:37 AM by blupblup


Now where's my banjo???












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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 07:38 AM by x2Strongx


Let me present to you ATS version of an Eco-Friendly vehicle that we are going to put out on the market.

- We are going to call it the.... gASS NO MORE!

Say goodbye to Global Warming!



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