Johnny unveils the ATS answer to rising gas prices.

or

New ATS GREEN vehicle runs on grass, produces organic fertilizer.


or

The proposed answer to ATS field team transportation is, unfortunately, revealed to be a COINTELPRO disinformation agent.

"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".

I hate to state the obvious but:

NICE ASS!

Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012
"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".

OMGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh sheesh man that one can't be beat......

ok MY lame one is:

"I cant wait till the next Kentucky Derby and we can use the secret speed of light formula donkey chow"

Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012
"Okay boys and girls, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass".

Boy... talk about a flashback to the old Rocky & Bullwinkle Show!

I love it!

Dave

Got yourself a Butt Dart partner now huh........

Now we know it wasn't aliens who were abducting all that livestock, but just one lonely man.

Who REALLY runs ATS?
Dave,Johnny and shape-shifting ass!

Beer makes anything look good at the end of the night

Budget Brokeback Mountain 2 begins filming.

[edit on 5-9-2008 by dodgygeeza]

Proof that Johnny will not let anything stop him from filming UFO's

[edit on 5-9-2008 by easynow]

cute ass mind if i stroke it

New ATSMIX publicity shot for Johnnys new show "Holdin' my ass and watching the stars"

Nope, that's not a hole in the ground. Try again...

Caption contest:

"I got my novelty photo from the same studio as NASA´s moon landing photos!"

introducing the ATS " Big Ass Logo "

As you can see... The large Cranium... Big dark eyes... and absence of genitalia... This is one of those "Grays" that have been trying to abduct people all over the world!

Now where's my banjo???












[edit on 5/9/08 by blupblup]

Let me present to you ATS version of an Eco-Friendly vehicle that we are going to put out on the market.

- We are going to call it the.... gASS NO MORE!

Say goodbye to Global Warming!