Oh yeah baby, no ones removed my belt with their teeth since VJ night

I would like to introduce you to a new member of our team... JACK!

Democrat shape-shifter caught on picture.

[edit on 5-9-2008 by CzErased]

Dang Nabit... That green screen was supposed to work this time! Ok... who was supposed to put that picture in the background?

You complete me

Colin Powell... This is a spy satellite photo showing that ATS has WMDs!!!

[edit on 9/5/2008 by x2Strongx]

Looks like we will be EATING good tonight boys!!!

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...

Bill Clinton... By my definition: I did not sex with this mule!

Al Gore... This is my next best invention next to the Internet of course!

These are the Illegals, that are stealing jobs from hard working Americans!

BILL GATES: I have just released eMule2008, which will not only cross roads, but will carry supplies, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eMule2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash........reboot.

an ass is an ass of course of course and no one can talk to an ass of course that is of course unless the ass is the famous Mr ATS!

[edit on 9/5/2008 by whatukno]

JERRY FALWELL... Because the mule was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'ass.' Yes, my friends, this mule is gay. And if you ride this mule, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all mules until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the Jackass.' That mule should not have anything to do with politics. It's as plain and as simple as that.

Originally posted by x2Strongx
JERRY FALWELL... Because the mule was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'ass.' Yes, my friends, this mule is gay. And if you ride this mule, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all mules until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the Jackass.' That mule should not have anything to do with politics. It's as plain and as simple as that.

x2Strongx, you really REALLY want those points dont you

"Audition for Broke Back Mountain went badly."

“Hell, I think she’ll make a Great ATS Co-Host! If Francis could do it so can Dixie!”


[edit on 5-9-2008 by silo13]

Johnny: I repeat, PLEASE SEND MONEY!!

Johnny's ocular degradation becomes readily apparent as he proudly displays what he was told was a Westminster, award-winning 'Great Dane'.



[edit on 5-9-2008 by FewWorldOrder]