What would you say if...

What would you say if I told you I really would do that?

Can I come? I am tired of this joint!

What would you say if you had solid undeniable proof that God and aliens were all fake, just a goverment conspiracy?

What would you say if you had solid undeniable proof that God and aliens were all fake, just a goverment conspiracy?

Nothing


What would you say if your soul was removed aurally?

[edit on 9/22/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if your soul was removed aurally?

Hmmm I may have a problem here...

Next person gets two (these were skipped over)

Originally posted by SimonColynAdrian
What would you say if you could see dead people?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if I catapulted your belongings into the ocean?

Originally posted by SimonColynAdrian
What would you say if you could see dead people?

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if I catapulted your belongings into the ocean?

*censored*


What would you say if you could paint with all the colors of the wind?



(mod edit - watch your language)

[edit on 9/22/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if you could paint with all the colors of the wind?

I'll be painting with flying colors in no time!

What would you say if your circuit box broke and you randomly had the power going on and off?

What would you say if your circuit box broke and you randomly had the power going on and off?

They're Here!
(reference 1982's Poltergeist)
What would you say, if you suddenly woke up with no clothes on and you were on stage at the Metropolitain Opera House?

[edit on 22-9-2005 by kenshiro2012]

Originally posted by kenshiro2012
What would you say, if you suddenly woke up with no clothes on and you were on stage at the Metropolitain Opera House?

So a guy walks into a bar...


What would you say if God was your copilot?

Originally posted by kenshiro2012
What would you say, if you suddenly woke up with no clothes on and you were on stage at the Metropolitain Opera House?

Well, I'll never be welcome here again...

What would you say if a donkey appeared before you?

What would you say if God was your copilot?

Where were you two days ago when I was in that wreck?

What would you say if a donkey appeared before you?

Git along little doggie

What would you say if OBL turned himself in to you?

Originally posted by kenshiro2012
What would you say if OBL turned himself in to you?

Poser.


What would you say if you turned into OBL?

What would you say if you turned into OBL?

Hey GWB, have I done enough for you and can I have some more money?


What would you say if your boss offered you a 8 figure position but that you would go to jail after a year?

Originally posted by kenshiro2012
What would you say if your boss offered you a 8 figure position but that you would go to jail after a year?

Tease. *glare*


What would you say if you were a bullfighter?

I would say, "If it weren't for politicians, I'd be unemployed."

What would you say if it turned out you really can fight City Hall?

"Your just now realising that? Jeesh all you need is some crazed conspiratists and some AK-47s and P-90s."



What would you say if you fell through the looking glass?

Originally posted by iori_komei
"Your just now realising that? Jeesh all you need is some crazed conspiratists and some AK-47s and P-90s."



What would you say if you fell through the looking glass?

OOOOWWWWWW!!!!! THE GLASS SHARDS!!!!! PIERCING SKIN!!!!!

What would you say if I told you I S**t bigger than you?

"How vulgar, really though, this is polite society. You dont say such things...
Especially in my divine presence."


What would you say if I urinated on the flaming bush (You know, the biblical talking one.)?

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if I urinated on the flaming bush (You know, the biblical talking one.)?

NOOOOO!!! COME BACK MOSES!!!!!


What would you say if I ate a hamburger?

Mmmmmm, BEEF!!!

What would you say if I said It's What's For Dinner!?!?

Originally posted by SimonColynAdrian
What would you say if I said It's What's For Dinner!?!?

MMM, BEEF!!!

What would you say if I was Duffman?

"How much to get you to strip, like at that party at the simpsons?"


What would you say if FLying Saucer U.F.O motherships appeared over Los Angeles and Tokyo?

[edit on 9/22/2005 by iori_komei]