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posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 06:06 PM
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Gotta Spork?

What would you say if you were forced to run down the street wearing nothing but pudding, and people were throwing pickles at you?




posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 06:46 PM
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I wouldn't say anything, I'd just keep running, I hate pickles



What would you say if your mother called you and told you that you were a test-tube baby?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 07:09 PM
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Originally posted by gangster45
What would you say if your mother called you and told you that you were a test-tube baby?


Send money.



What would you say if your girl/boyfriend was actually your boy/girlfriend?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 07:13 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if your girl/boyfriend was actually your boy/girlfriend?


I know all there is to know about the crying game.

What would you say if a husband or wife got some great tickets to see Springer when it turned out you were part of the show so they could talk about their ties to the Neo-Nazis and their non-plutonic love of your children?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 07:26 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if a husband or wife got some great tickets to see Springer when it turned out you were part of the show so they could talk about their ties to the Neo-Nazis and their non-plutonic love of your children?


NOOOOOO!!!! (I think
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What would you say if I gave you 5 bucks?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 07:33 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I gave you 5 bucks?


Where's the rest of it? Come on, man, you can afford more than this.

What would you say if I gave you a knuckle sandwich?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 07:59 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I gave you a knuckle sandwich?


*chomp*


What would you say if pi was 4?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 08:15 PM
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4 pi's are better then 1!


What would you say if Pi was 42?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 08:21 PM
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well isnt' it already cuz like the answer to welll everythign is already 42?

What woudl you say if you coudl give one final message to ats before never reutnring?



posted on Sep, 27 2005 @ 08:48 PM
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Originally posted by cpr12r
What woudl you say if you coudl give one final message to ats before never reutnring?


So long and thanks for all the fish.


What would you say to one hoopy frood?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 02:40 AM
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Dont sweat and give me my dvd's back!?

What would you say if I told you I've been to the future and saw John Titor eating yorkshire pudding flavoured/flavored pringles?

Vorta

[edit on 28-9-2005 by Vorta]



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 08:48 AM
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Originally posted by Vorta
What would you say if I told you I've been to the future and saw John Titor eating yorkshire pudding flavoured/flavored pringles?


Don't eat the brown acid!

What would you say if you woke up in the morning and suddenly had a completely clear and easily testable understanding of quantum mechanics and string theory and knew that everyone else's theories were wrong?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 04:06 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if you woke up in the morning and suddenly had a completely clear and easily testable understanding of quantum mechanics and string theory and knew that everyone else's theories were wrong?


Just another day.



What would you say if you won a position you didn't run for?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 04:44 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if you won a position you didn't run for?


Not my will, but Yours, Lord.

What would you say if your ears suddenly started spitting out quarters like a slot machine?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 05:07 PM
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Wow, this is very odd.......but who cares Im rich!!!


What would you say if you sneezed every 2 seconds?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by Striker122
What would you say if you sneezed every 2 seconds?


"I" >Choo!< "I" >Choo!< "Wa" >Choo!< "an" >Choo!< "nt" >Choo!< "to" >Choo!< "st" >Choo!< "st" >Choo!< "to" >Choo!< "op" >Choo!< "sn" >Choo!< "sn" >Choo!< "sn" >Choo!< "Ye" >Choo!< "ah" >Choo!< "th" >Choo!< "tha" >Choo!< "t"

What would you say if the sneezing person kept doing it on you?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 08:44 PM
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Here's a box of Kleenex, no go have fun?

What would you say if your best friend totaled your brand new Ferrari F550?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 09:19 PM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if your best friend totaled your brand new Ferrari F550?


Sweet, I hadn't gotten an oil change in that thing for the last 20,000 miles and now the insurance will replace it! (I would also drive it a lot
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What would you say if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 10:39 PM
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It's kind of a win win situation though, because having freedom means that you can still dream about what you want.

What would you say if you found out that men could get pregnant?



posted on Sep, 29 2005 @ 12:08 AM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if you found out that men could get pregnant?


Old news buddy. (it most likely is)


What would you say if I controlled the rotational period of Mars?




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