What would you say if...

Originally posted by mrsdudara
what would you say if you could talk to animals?

(to Mr.Cat) ..look, opposeable thumbs!! who's the daddy now eh?

What would you say if..you unscrewed your belly-button and your butt fell off??

is my bum really that BIG!!

what would you say if you could take off the top layer of skin on your head?

oni x x

COOL!!!


What would you say if your organs were sold on the black market, while you were still alive!

i best get some % of that money!!

what would you say if someone came over and hit you on the head for no reason!

oni x x

oww.....

What woudl you say if oni ate babies?

TASTY!! lol

what would you say if i told you cpr admitted to eating a cute little baby kitten??

oni x x

that's a lie cpr12r loves kittens (as pets)

What woudl you say if oni had her sister cheat to get her on BTS council?

EDIT: JOKE JOKE JOKEW JOKE

[edit on 9/18/05 by cpr12r]

only stupid people would think that asala would give family special treatment!

what would you say if a alien came and asked if they could use your phone?

oni x x

"no, you can't use my phone because -*alien chocking me* Alright, but no long distance! *alien chocking me again* Alright, alright! You win!"

What would you say if you were smarter than Einstein?

-DucKid

E=mc3

What would you say if your grandmother WAS Einstein?

"Grandpa, why did grandma get a sex-change operation?"

(Note to Voidmaster: Einstein is dude, and you said Grandmother, so I turned it into a sex-change operation And...E=mc3? Don't you mean E=MC2? Hm...Oh well.)

What would say if you were an angel, and I just ate your wings because you did something mean to me and I wanted revenge?

(note: this is a say thing, you can't eat my wings, you have to say something before you (if) eat my wings )

-DucKid

[edit on 9/18/2005 by DucKid]

Howd i taste?

what would you do if i socked you and threw you of a 2 foot cliff?

Originally posted by Danie
what would you do if i socked you and threw you of a 2 foot cliff?

Nooo...oh!

What would you say if..I climbed back up the cliff and grabbed the waist-band of yer undies 'wedgie-style' and kicked you off the cliff?

Originally posted by timski
What would you say if..I climbed back up the cliff and grabbed the waist-band of yer undies 'wedgie-style' and kicked you off the cliff?

Oww. Hey, I can see my house from here!


What would you say if you were a stalker?

Where do you live?

What would you say if a gangster put a gun to your head an demanded a klondike bar?

"So THIS is what you'd do for a klondike bar."

Originally posted by DucKid
(And...E=mc3?)

You said SMARTER then Einstein. And I know that Einstein was a dude I just said grandma to give you a challenge.

What would you do if your dog ate your cat?


[edit on 19-9-2005 by Voidmaster]

Originally posted by Danie
What would you say if a gangster put a gun to your head an demanded a klondike bar?

........ Okay.


What would you say if you were suddenly conducting the 1812 Overture?

Originally posted by Voidmaster


What would you do if your dog ate your cat?


[edit on 19-9-2005 by Voidmaster]

oh crap it must be a conspiracy!!!

what would you do if youre phone rang when you were reading this sentence?

Originally posted by Danie
what would you do if youre phone rang when you were reading this sentence?

What would I say?

Hello?


What would you say if your pet fish died, and then I resurrected it?

id ask if you could ressurect my bird.

what would you do if it died agian?