What would you say if...

Originally posted by SimonColynAdrian
What would you say if I said It's What's For Dinner!?!?

what's 'What's' eh ,what??


What would you say if...medical science offered to pay you £10k for a year's worth of snot to be collected in daily havests????

Originally posted by timski

What would you say if...medical science offered to pay you £10k for a year's worth of snot to be collected in daily havests????

Hey! Don't think it's funny, 'cause it snot!!




What would you say if I said "maaaaaaaaybe, maybe not!" ?

"Uhhm, who are you talking to, and maybe what, exactly?"


What would you say if you saw hulk hogan dancing in a pink ballerina tutu?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


What would you say if your homework turned into ?

Man the Hulkster really had a quick career and maybe even a quick sex change operation!




What would you say if Congress passed a bill that allows the research to begin using weather as weapons of mass destruction?

Originally posted by timski
What would you say if...medical science offered to pay you £10k for a year's worth of snot to be collected in daily havests????

"Will you cover the cost of the currency conversion to US Dollars? Yes? Then My Snot is your Snot!"

What would you say if someone blew power chunks on you in a public place?

Just great!!! Not only does someone step on my damn foot, but someone throws up on me also!

What would you say if you were on a deserted island with only a volleyball?

"Hello ball. I will call you Tom. Yes, Tom Hanks is what I will call you."

What would you say if Skeptic Overlord were to whack you with his big Ban Hammer?

What would you say if Skeptic Overlord were to whack you with his big Ban Hammer?

Man that's the worst hangover in history!

What would you say if you suddenly had the power of the Matrix at your disposal?

I would say, "Welcome to Podspace!'

What would you say if you knew how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Originally posted by Majic
What would you say if you knew how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I'm not telling! :nyah:


What would you say if you won without running?

I would say, "What did I win?"

What would you say if everybody started talking backwards?

ih ereht, s'woh ti....tch forget it!!

What would you say if you were Jesus

Originally posted by Striker122
What would you say if you were Jesus

(to hotel desk clerk) here's 3 nails...can u put us up for the night?

what would you say if....you were told that you could buy a stairway to heaven??

I would say, "There's a sign on the wall, but I want to be sure."

What would you say if you were awarded the contract for repaving the Road to Hell?

Are you sure Halliburton doesnt want the job???


What would you say if i told you you had to eat for a whole year?

I would say, "I wish I was Hawaiian." *

What would you say if a rolling stone gathered moss?




* Spam is very popular in Hawaii. Hawaii has the highest per-capita consumption of spam in the United States -- and, I believe, in the world.

FYI.




[edit on 9/24/2005 by Majic]

Originally posted by Majic
What would you say if a rolling stone gathered moss?

Shiiit Keeeef , time for another world tour

What would you say if Jefferson Airplane offered to play at your birthday party for nowt????

Originally posted by Majic
What would you say if a rolling stone gathered moss?

Shiiit Keeeef , time for another world tour

What would you say if Jefferson Airplane offered to play at your birthday party for nowt????

"Uhhm, first, who are you again?"


What would you say if a herd of black cats went barreling by infront of you?