Canned gravy is evil!

a reply to: Sheye

Holy cow....... Take a breath........

Yiure literally the ONLY ONE here whose offended....

You're on a rant thread and everyone here is in a jovial mood and cracking wise at the topic.....

You're the only one sour.......

Yet anyone who points it out is the problem????? That's some heavy victim mentality missy....



Calm down, have some eggnog and relax, we're all enjoying the topic and the funny quips

a reply to: Bluntone22

Neither do I. It's Augustus. He likely stuffs his roast peacock with truffles or something today.

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

Somebody is getting a new can opener for Christmas......haha

Don't get me started on store bought egg nog....

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

Somebody is getting a new can opener for Christmas......haha

Don't get me started on store bought egg nog....

Hmmm, we have a local dairy that does limited run eggnog in actual glass milk bottles. OMG ... so thick ... so good. We have some sitting in our fridge now. That's the kind of store bought eggnog I can get behind.

My only requirement for eggnog is that it be flammable and can be used as a substitute for rocket fuel if you are accidently stranded on a barren planet.

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask
a reply to: Sheye

Holy cow....... Take a breath........

Yiure literally the ONLY ONE here whose offended....

You're on a rant thread and everyone here is in a jovial mood and cracking wise at the topic.....

You're the only one sour.......

Yet anyone who points it out is the problem????? That's some heavy victim mentality missy....

Calm down, have some eggnog and relax, we're all enjoying the topic and the funny quips

Since when do I have to be like you guys ? I’m not the type of person to follow in step because someone tells me I’m the ONLY one offended... which by the way I’m not offended.. just disappointed in the so called humourous rant.

My gut tells me I’m not alone in my analysis of food shaming... and if I am.. so be it. Would far rather be a loner who is attacked for my convictions than someone who constantly cares too much about what people think of them.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

Somebody is getting a new can opener for Christmas......haha

Don't get me started on store bought egg nog....

If it was my wife I'd totally get her a box of canned gravy and a p38 🤣🤣

a reply to: Sheye

So you came onto this thread to judge us? And don't claim otherwise.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

Somebody is getting a new can opener for Christmas......haha

Don't get me started on store bought egg nog....

Hmmm, we have a local dairy that does limited run eggnog in actual glass milk bottles. OMG ... so thick ... so good. We have some sitting in our fridge now. That's the kind of store bought eggnog I can get behind.

Awww man w a lil cognac in there..... Mmmmm

a reply to: Sheye

... and if I am.. so be it. Would far rather be a loner who is attacked for my convictions than someone who constantly cares too much about what people think of them.

Your convictions on effing gravy?????? Really???? That's the hill to die on today??? Lol holy moly....

Meanwhile you're judging everyone else for their perspective.....

Whatever floats your boat... Enjoy your gravy crusade Joan of ark.....

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My only requirement for eggnog is that it be flammable and can be used as a substitute for rocket fuel if you are accidently stranded on a barren planet.

I thought that was what the cheap, booze-soaked fruit cakes were for in the next month?

I make a more noble confection, but there are plenty of cheap knock-offs running around out there ... just like with the canned gravy. Wonder if I'll get judged for calling store bought fruitcake crap?

a reply to: ketsuko

Just don't bring up jello molds, it might start a riot

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask



Our particular favorite is one with lime jello, spiced grapes, and pears. Of corse, you can't buy spiced grapes in the store anymore, so, and I know I am about to be judged for this, but ..., I have had to learn how make spiced grapes from scratch (evil I know; they should be canned like gravy) so we can continue having it.

It was Thanksgiving day, and by 10 am PDT, a discussion about canned gravy generated more than seven pages of responses. He began to feel left out, and even though he doubted his ability to contribute to the discussion, he wanted to try.

So he started, and quickly abandoned, several half-baked responses revolving around puns:

"Seven pages of responses? Talk about a gravy train!"

No.

"Seven pages of responses! That's enough to occupy someone from the cradle to the gravy!"

No, that won't do.

"Who else is feeling saucy?"

He suspected that he'd have nothing of value to add, and the proof (as it were) was in the pudding--oops! Sorry for going off-topic.

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

I like canned pudding

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ok boomer

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Bluntone22

Gotta throw down on the jiggly.

White bread, Miracle Whip, lettuce, turkey bird, pepper, and the jiggly.

This is the hill I'm willing to die on, dammit!

Throw some dressing on there. It's the way we make our turkey sandwiches here in Newfoundland. Tasttyyyyyyyy...mmmmmmmmmmm

a reply to: DBCowboy



Spotted Dick! Just for you. In the can and you can microwave it too!

Was that not the type you were referring to?

originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
a reply to: DBCowboy

Ok boomer

Care for some canned spotted dick

a reply to: ketsuko
You beat me!!!!