Foods that get you a one way ticket to hell

a reply to: DBCowboy

Mhm Döner kebab...one with everything but no salad! Because that is what my food eats.

a reply to: KKLOCO

I can at least get behind the garlic portion of this statement.

Another satanic food thing ...

I hate mayo unless we're talking a few specific food uses like deviled eggs and egg salad.

But I cannot abide people who use Miracle Whip and call it mayo. That's just downright sacrificing babies under the pale moonlight level evil right there.

heh... I thought this was in religion...

Gotta comment here... Peas are disgusting as they are.... adding them to a pizza with Mayo is just wrong

And as far as mayo on Fries.... its actually not that bad... I think the idea grossed me out until I tasted it

Though... IF you have horseradish mayo... that's the Jam!!

Now to add to the list... Wendys burgers used to be my fav until they changed the pickles to sweet pickles

Dill only... sweet pickles never belong to burgerdom… what a frickin Sin

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: Gothmog

-A properly cooked steak requires no sauce. A1 is acceptable on some burgers, but not steak.

Surely , you jest .
Ketchup , and a lot of it , all the way

Really strange way to say hail Satan.

You're a savage sir. Nothing I can do for your soul 🤣

Not a savage. A highly educated Southern Gentleman
One of the last

I am guilty of putting a squirt of Maggi seasoning sauce on hard boiled eggs, take a bite, add a nother shot...

almost forgot...

I'm happy with just a spoon of peanut butter.
Crunchy of course.

a reply to: CriticalStinker


And the winner is...

Fruitcake

You cannot add sugar gelatin in different colors/shapes, and a bunch of teeth shattering nuts, to a molasses based quick bread and call the thing anything "cake" let alone "fruit"!!

I would like to thank the Academy...

a reply to: Oleandra88

Maybe you should overthink what your intention is in posting here if all you can do is fuss around...

Maybe you should overthink what your intention is in posting here if all you can do is fuss around...

originally posted by: CharlesT
a reply to: Gothmog
Putting any sauce on a good medium rare rib-eye is sacrilege. Why would anyone even try to improve perfection. Shame on you.

I like to watch everyone around me when I am in a fine steakhouse
I like my steak still mooing. The ketchup adds to the effects

a reply to: Oleandra88

You are apalled by the picture, we got it

Who is we, seems everyone else has stayed impersonal and of good cheer.

Not going to bite, except into that maggi egg...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Europe gave us;

Mayo on fries
Döner kebabs
Tiramisu
Topless beaches.

The last one because. . . boobs

Look man, I know you've just been through a lot recently.

I know you're a veteran, and that's why I'm not going to baby you through this rough transition back home.

But I need you to ask yourself who you sound like in this next video.



🤣🤣🤣🤣

originally posted by: Gothmog

originally posted by: CharlesT
a reply to: Gothmog
Putting any sauce on a good medium rare rib-eye is sacrilege. Why would anyone even try to improve perfection. Shame on you.

I like to watch everyone around me when I am in a fine steakhouse
I like my steak still mooing. The ketchup adds to the effects

1-800-get-help.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: crayzeed

Anything, and I mean anything with """GARLIC"""

When you wonder if there are any vamipries on ATS..

I am a werewolf, I can go out in the sunlight. I am usually somewhat normal in the day but get like a wild animal at night.

Apologies if this abomination was already covered earlier...

Chicken and mushroom Pot Noddle (might be cup noodle in the states, not sure) in a sandwich (sammich) or roll with cheese, topped with some cheese & onion crisps and squirts of malt vinegar.

I have never tasted it, I never will either till the day I die, but my better half eats this at times and I have to go outside due to the smell alone resulting in...

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

I was going to call you uncultured until I realized that your description of fruitcake bears no resemblance to the noble confection I bake and proceed to soak with booze every year for Christmas.

Okay, experienced non-professional chef here...

1) I saw a woman dip a peanut butter sandwich in to a bowl of chili like it was a tortilla chip. Peanut butter and chili. No.
2) Bologna and orange juice. No.
3) Ketchup on hot dogs. I am from Chicago. Don't do it.
4) I knew a woman who smothered every piece of beef she ate in ketchup. She said, "What difference does it make, it all tastes the same." A friend and I decided to take her out to a really nice steakhouse and get her a nice prime fillet. It arrived at the table, she smothered it in ketchup (which she had to ask for) took one bite and said, "See? It tastes just like every other piece of meat." I asked what exactly it tasted like. She answered, "Ketchup." (I should have known better...)
5) Deep fried butter. Boundaries people, boundaries.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I believe, though the year is young, this is the most important thread of 2019. We've learned things about the misdeeds of some members that are unforgivable. The landscape of ATS has been changed.

a reply to: Ksihkehe

Right? I have a whole new way of viewing people. One is forever going to be known as 'Ketchup Man', another 'Steak Defiler', DB will be known as 'Euro Trash', etc.