Foods that get you a one way ticket to hell

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: KKLOCO

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: rickymouse

The sauce on the steak thing kind of makes me sad, so does over cooking it... But at the end of the day this was a lighthearted thread for laughs on a slow day.

I dated a girl once years ago who's sister ate salads plain, she couldn't eat them with dressing... It blew my mind. I typically like just a light dressing (Makoto ginger dressing is great, but it has soy, so beware)

Just chewing leafs is hard though, not enough moisture.

To each their own though. Happiness is hard enough to find in life, food seems to be the universal way people can be happy and come together.

What's for dinner tonight...hmmm
Extra well done steak, soy sauce, plain salad, fries with mayo.. check!!

Your poor husband....

That's pretty funny. Believe it or not, I am actually an above average cook, and my husband and kids, and friends and everyone that has ever tasted my cooking loves it.
I even won a recipe contest many moons ago.
Just because I have my own eating preferences does not mean I impose them on others.

I was just joshin’ ya sweetie.

originally posted by: Oleandra88
a reply to: SeaWorthy

You should not eat eggs ever then.

Maybe you don't raise chickens? The eggs that are not fertile are left by the hens because they are not sitting atm you take the eggs before they rot. The only eggs that will be chicks are ones that are both fertile and the Hens decide to sit on and hatch. Commercial eggs no you should not eat imo.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

He had to be put down because of a botched castration...

Ah now you got my appetite up

Oh and also .... I like fried spam .... there, I said it. Guess I'll go log out and never show my face around here ever again.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I am German, we call it "ketchup" my impression was, that in english, it is called "catsup" always found it a strange way to write...

a reply to: SeaWorthy

Maybe I am not. Maybe you should overthink what your intention is in posting here if all you can do is fuss around...

You are apalled by the picture, we got it

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I know people who put ketchup on eggs and hash browns. It's just wrong.

originally posted by: Oleandra88
a reply to: KKLOCO

In fact flat baked dough with stuff on it comes from china.

HERESY!

I can't eat ribs with bbq sauce straight out of the bottle. I need to put it in the oven and cook down some.

I add some soy to my crock pot beef. I hope the Higher Power will be tolerant of.

how about Canadians and Poutine? purgatory?

duplicate sorry

originally posted by: ElGoobero
how about Canadians and Poutine? purgatory?

Not even remotely a sin. Poutine is the absolute greatest contribution Canada has ever made to the world, being realistic and recognizing that Vermont actually gave the world Maple Syrup and Canada simply stole credit for it.

originally posted by: ElGoobero

originally posted by: Oleandra88
a reply to: KKLOCO

In fact flat baked dough with stuff on it comes from china.

how about Canadians and Poutine? purgatory?

Poutine is also food from the gods. But it has to be done right. Great hangover cure. Not good if daily ingested.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I will NOT apologize for using mayo on my fries.


(draws line in the sand)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I will NOT apologize for using mayo on my fries.


(draws line in the sand)

Do you still take your meals sitting in a kiddie pool filled with mayo, or was that just a 2017 thing?

a reply to: DBCowboy

try this:

1 cup ketchup
a teaspoon mayo
bit ground pepper, chilli
and curry

best burger sauce I ever made perfect for fries too.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I will NOT apologize for using mayo on my fries.


(draws line in the sand)

Do you still take your meals sitting in a kiddie pool filled with mayo, or was that just a 2017 thing?

Just a 2017 thing.

I now do "mayo enemas"

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I will NOT apologize for using mayo on my fries.


(draws line in the sand)

Do you still take your meals sitting in a kiddie pool filled with mayo, or was that just a 2017 thing?

Just a 2017 thing.

I now do "mayo enemas"

A-hole...
The 'A,' of course, is for aioli

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I will NOT apologize for using mayo on my fries.


(draws line in the sand)

Do you still take your meals sitting in a kiddie pool filled with mayo, or was that just a 2017 thing?

Just a 2017 thing.

I now do "mayo enemas"

I just got a mental image that will never go away.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I will NOT apologize for using mayo on my fries.


(draws line in the sand)

No one is asking you to apologize DBCowboy.... You're a grown ass man who can decide what he will and will not eat.






We're just going to make fun of you is all.

I mean, you might as well be European with eating habits like that 😉😉😙

Me making a conspiracy thread about you slowly becoming a socialist doesn't sound too far-fetched. 🤣🤣

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I heard from a trustable source that you Americans do not have real cheese

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Europe gave us;

Mayo on fries
Döner kebabs
Tiramisu
Topless beaches.

The last one because. . . boobs