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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Well, it's because I put real brats in mine.

Friggin kids, always running onto my lawn.



Yeah...some of those brats are the wurst!




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...some of those brats are the wurst!


Jimmy A has nothing on me.

The 'A' should stand for 'amateur'.



edit on 3-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:54 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...some of those brats are the wurst!


Jimmy A has nothing on me.

The 'A' should stand for 'amateur'.




You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:59 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."


Wait. They think I'm creepy?!?!?

Hmmm, maybe if I dress up as something happy, like a clown.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:01 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I thought it was, "If you can't stand in the heat, then sit down in the shade or a cooler environment, preferably with air conditioning and maybe something nice to drink like lemonade or iced tea, or if you are old enough, maybe a beer."



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."


Wait. They think I'm creepy?!?!?

Hmmm, maybe if I dress up as something happy, like a clown.


Not a bad idea.
You've already got the crawlspace under your house.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not a bad idea.
You've already got the crawlspace under your house.


I like to think of it as my un-Safe Space.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:15 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I thought it was, "If you can't stand in the heat, then sit down in the shade or a cooler environment, preferably with air conditioning and maybe something nice to drink like lemonade or iced tea, or if you are old enough, maybe a beer."



The saying I'm most familiar with is:
"If you can't stand the heat...take off all of your clothes and sit in an air-conditioned Burger King."



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."


Wait. They think I'm creepy?!?!?

Hmmm, maybe if I dress up as something happy, like a clown.


Making balloon animals out of their intestines might be a nice touch too.

EVERYONE loves balloon animals.
edit on 3-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:23 PM
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Can I Dahmer their intestines first?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look who we're dealing with.

I bet if you said to her 'let's get hammered' she'd think you were referring to drinking and not whacking her on the head with a 10lb sledge.



This would be true in most cases, but I know you guys. That's why I don't go to your houses. Well, maybe if I was in full combat gear or something.

PS: You guys are gross and I'm gonna barf.
edit on 3-3-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
This would be true in most cases, but I know you guys. That's why I don't go to your houses. Well, maybe if I was in full combat gear or something.


I'm used to that sort of attire from all the SWAT raids.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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I like making balloons out of animals.

The screams of delight from families are music to my ears.

Especially when I wake them up after breaking into their homes to show them.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I edited my post to add something. LOL



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star

PS: You guys are gross and I'm gonna barf.



My wife said the same thing on our honeymoon.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look who we're dealing with.

I bet if you said to her 'let's get hammered' she'd think you were referring to drinking and not whacking her on the head with a 10lb sledge.



This would be true in most cases, but I know you guys. That's why I don't go to your houses. Well, maybe if I was in full combat gear or something.

PS: You guys are gross and I'm gonna barf.


No, Night Star, you really should come over sometime.

As a matter of fact, Augustus is hosting our Book Club tomorrow night.
We're having tea and snickerdoodles and discussing The Malleus Maleficarum and The Shack.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:32 PM
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Ahahaha!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Ummm...nice try, but NO!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
I edited my post to add something. LOL


Just aim at one of the other two, I hate the smell of puke.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
I edited my post to add something. LOL


Just aim at one of the other two, I hate the smell of puke.


Pixie puke smells like strawberries and sunshine.



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