You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Well, it's because I put real brats in mine.

Friggin kids, always running onto my lawn.

Yeah...some of those brats are the wurst!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...some of those brats are the wurst!

Jimmy A has nothing on me.

The 'A' should stand for 'amateur'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...some of those brats are the wurst!

Jimmy A has nothing on me.

The 'A' should stand for 'amateur'.

You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."

Wait. They think I'm creepy?!?!?

Hmmm, maybe if I dress up as something happy, like a clown.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I thought it was, "If you can't stand in the heat, then sit down in the shade or a cooler environment, preferably with air conditioning and maybe something nice to drink like lemonade or iced tea, or if you are old enough, maybe a beer."

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."

Wait. They think I'm creepy?!?!?

Hmmm, maybe if I dress up as something happy, like a clown.

Not a bad idea.
You've already got the crawlspace under your house.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not a bad idea.
You've already got the crawlspace under your house.

I like to think of it as my un-Safe Space.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I thought it was, "If you can't stand in the heat, then sit down in the shade or a cooler environment, preferably with air conditioning and maybe something nice to drink like lemonade or iced tea, or if you are old enough, maybe a beer."

The saying I'm most familiar with is:
"If you can't stand the heat...take off all of your clothes and sit in an air-conditioned Burger King."

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You know what they say:
"If you can't take the heat...stay away from that creepy guy down the street's kitchen."

Wait. They think I'm creepy?!?!?

Hmmm, maybe if I dress up as something happy, like a clown.

Making balloon animals out of their intestines might be a nice touch too.

EVERYONE loves balloon animals.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Can I Dahmer their intestines first?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look who we're dealing with.

I bet if you said to her 'let's get hammered' she'd think you were referring to drinking and not whacking her on the head with a 10lb sledge.

This would be true in most cases, but I know you guys. That's why I don't go to your houses. Well, maybe if I was in full combat gear or something.

PS: You guys are gross and I'm gonna barf.

originally posted by: Night Star
This would be true in most cases, but I know you guys. That's why I don't go to your houses. Well, maybe if I was in full combat gear or something.

I'm used to that sort of attire from all the SWAT raids.

I like making balloons out of animals.

The screams of delight from families are music to my ears.

Especially when I wake them up after breaking into their homes to show them.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I edited my post to add something. LOL

originally posted by: Night Star

PS: You guys are gross and I'm gonna barf.

My wife said the same thing on our honeymoon.

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look who we're dealing with.

I bet if you said to her 'let's get hammered' she'd think you were referring to drinking and not whacking her on the head with a 10lb sledge.

This would be true in most cases, but I know you guys. That's why I don't go to your houses. Well, maybe if I was in full combat gear or something.

PS: You guys are gross and I'm gonna barf.

No, Night Star, you really should come over sometime.

As a matter of fact, Augustus is hosting our Book Club tomorrow night.
We're having tea and snickerdoodles and discussing The Malleus Maleficarum and The Shack.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Ahahaha!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Ummm...nice try, but NO!

originally posted by: Night Star
I edited my post to add something. LOL

Just aim at one of the other two, I hate the smell of puke.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
I edited my post to add something. LOL

Just aim at one of the other two, I hate the smell of puke.

Pixie puke smells like strawberries and sunshine.