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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think we should panic first then make outrageous accusations that are irrational and won't stand up to logical examination.

Then go drinking.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think we should panic first then make outrageous accusations that are irrational and won't stand up to logical examination.

Then go drinking.



Just like 99% of the threads on ATS.

Works for me.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

'Used to'? Last weekend was aaaaaaawsome.

She confessed and then we roasted weenies over her sizzling corpse. I love the smell of burning witches in the morning. It smells like....well, it smells like burnt flesh, but if you put a ciggie in your nostrils it isn't too bad.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I think we should panic first then make outrageous accusations that are irrational and won't stand up to logical examination.

Then go drinking.



Can we go drinking first and after?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

'Used to'? Last weekend was aaaaaaawsome.

She confessed and then we roasted weenies over her sizzling corpse. I love the smell of burning witches in the morning. It smells like....well, it smells like burnt flesh, but if you put a ciggie in your nostrils it isn't too bad.



I like to think my world famous BBQ sauce recipe had a little something to do with that success.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:53 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like to think my world famous BBQ sauce recipe had a little something to do with that success.


What was the 'secret ingredient' anyway?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:14 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like to think my world famous BBQ sauce recipe had a little something to do with that success.


What was the 'secret ingredient' anyway?


Love.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT




I like to think it reflects on our gravitas.


Is "gravitas" French for gravy?


I like gravy.


The word 'Gravitas' literally translates from the archaic Aramaic to: "In Gravy is Truth".




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like to think my world famous BBQ sauce recipe had a little something to do with that success.


What was the 'secret ingredient' anyway?


If I told you, it wouldn't be 'secret'....now, would it?

Land-sakes...such a 'Nosey Nellie'.
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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:20 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like to think my world famous BBQ sauce recipe had a little something to do with that success.


What was the 'secret ingredient' anyway?


Love.

Yeah...something generally related to that.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

'Used to'? Last weekend was aaaaaaawsome.

She confessed and then we roasted weenies over her sizzling corpse. I love the smell of burning witches in the morning. It smells like....well, it smells like burnt flesh, but if you put a ciggie in your nostrils it isn't too bad.



Y'know, the best part for me is getting them to confess to all kinds of crazy sh#t!

I'm still chuckling....[sigh]



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 12:42 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If I told you, it wouldn't be 'secret'....now, would it?


I just want to know if someone had a hand in it.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If I told you, it wouldn't be 'secret'....now, would it?


I just want to know if someone had a hand in it.


No...it's all me.
Culinary talent runs in the family.

Lets just say, all my seasoning expertise comes from my genes...or jeans(SP?).
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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:30 PM
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Okay, cause all my cooking has a hand in it.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Okay, cause all my cooking has a hand in it.



I love it when you leave their rings on...it's like 'Cracker Jacks' stew...a prize in every bowl.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:34 PM
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Remember that ring you found that didn't come from the guy's hand?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:37 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Remember that ring you found that didn't come from the guy's hand?



LOL...I remember that! I just thought he had really fat fingers.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:38 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
LOL...I remember that! I just thought he had really fat fingers.


Tell me again, who makes the best bratwurst?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:40 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
LOL...I remember that! I just thought he had really fat fingers.


Tell me again, who makes the best bratwurst?


No contest!
You're the Oscar Meyer of cannibalism.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 01:41 PM
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Well, it's because I put real brats in mine.

Friggin kids, always running onto my lawn.




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