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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:12 PM
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a reply to: imwilliam

You should wear a hat, it's raining out.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



You should wear a hat, it's raining out.


Aren't you a thoughtful one. But I have a hard time finding a hat that fits over my ski mask.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:17 PM
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a reply to: imwilliam

Try water-proof clown make-up.

Works like a charm!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Try water-proof clown make-up.
Works like a charm!


Thoughtful and clever! And also, thank you for mentioning that your wife hits you. I was never sure which one you were. Handsome woman that one! Lucky guy you are.


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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:23 PM
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I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:24 PM
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I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.


Not to worry IAMTAT, it's not DB's crate. I bring my own kit



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:27 PM
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Anyone else a fan of Bobby Daren singing Mack the Knife? Kids these days, they'd be so much better off if the hadn't abandoned the classics



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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:28 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: IAMTAT



I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.


Not to worry IAMTAT, it's not DB's crate. I bring my own kit



I feel better. Thank you, iamwilliam.

It's always a relief to know you're hearing it from a pro.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:31 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.


I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.


I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.


That's what mom used to say when she breast fed me.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:33 PM
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I feel better. Thank you, iamwilliam.


You're welcome IAMTAT. I always prefer to put people at ease, well you know.



It's always a relief to know you're hearing it from a pro.


My mother always told me to take pride in my work and that anything worth doing was doing well. Aww . . . she a peach. Hate that she's lost her visiting privileges.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:35 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.


I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.


That's what mom used to say when she breast fed me.


...and, YES, I could spell when I was 13.
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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:35 PM
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I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.


Wow, now that brings back some beautiful childhood memories



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:37 PM
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...and, YES, I could spell when I 13.


Well, you were quicker to mature than me. What an early bloomer you were



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:42 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT



...and, YES, I could spell when I 13.


Well, you were quicker to mature than me. What an early bloomer you were




Well, you have to grow up fast in prison.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:44 PM
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Well, you have to grow up fast in prison.


Too true, though I've always considered a penal institution to be sort of like college. If you're a go getter, you can learn a trade there



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 06:57 PM
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You know, I was thinking of heading over to Augustus's house. Sometimes I like to unwind in his basement window wells. Every now and then he puts on quite a show.

But, for some reason I can't get any cell reception on these convenience store phones when I'm there. You think he could turn off his cell phone jammer just this once?

Otherwise I wouldn't be able to post here


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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:01 PM
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The stripper club I used to work at was called The Penal Institution.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:08 PM
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The stripper club I used to work at was called The Penal Institution.


Ah. . . I remember it well. Perhaps you and I have met previously then? Of course, I mean previously and in addition to the Lecroix affair you so foolishly mentioned a few pages back.


But, lets let bygones be bygones. Do you recall, back at "La Penal Institution" was I fond of you then, did I tip you well?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:12 PM
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Oh I got tips alright.



I feel so dirty now. . . . . . .




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