You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: imwilliam

You should wear a hat, it's raining out.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You should wear a hat, it's raining out.

Aren't you a thoughtful one. But I have a hard time finding a hat that fits over my ski mask.

a reply to: imwilliam

Try water-proof clown make-up.

Works like a charm!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Try water-proof clown make-up.
Works like a charm!

Thoughtful and clever! And also, thank you for mentioning that your wife hits you. I was never sure which one you were. Handsome woman that one! Lucky guy you are.

a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.

Not to worry IAMTAT, it's not DB's crate. I bring my own kit

Anyone else a fan of Bobby Daren singing Mack the Knife? Kids these days, they'd be so much better off if the hadn't abandoned the classics

originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.

Not to worry IAMTAT, it's not DB's crate. I bring my own kit

I feel better. Thank you, iamwilliam.

It's always a relief to know you're hearing it from a pro.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.

I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.

I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.

That's what mom used to say when she breast fed me.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I feel better. Thank you, iamwilliam.

You're welcome IAMTAT. I always prefer to put people at ease, well you know.

It's always a relief to know you're hearing it from a pro.

My mother always told me to take pride in my work and that anything worth doing was doing well. Aww . . . she a peach. Hate that she's lost her visiting privileges.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: imwilliam

I'm more alarmed that DB buys milk in crates.

I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.

That's what mom used to say when she breast fed me.

...and, YES, I could spell when I was 13.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I spell milk. . . V-o-d-k-a.

Wow, now that brings back some beautiful childhood memories

a reply to: IAMTAT

...and, YES, I could spell when I 13.

Well, you were quicker to mature than me. What an early bloomer you were

originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: IAMTAT

...and, YES, I could spell when I 13.

Well, you were quicker to mature than me. What an early bloomer you were

Well, you have to grow up fast in prison.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Well, you have to grow up fast in prison.

Too true, though I've always considered a penal institution to be sort of like college. If you're a go getter, you can learn a trade there

You know, I was thinking of heading over to Augustus's house. Sometimes I like to unwind in his basement window wells. Every now and then he puts on quite a show.

But, for some reason I can't get any cell reception on these convenience store phones when I'm there. You think he could turn off his cell phone jammer just this once?

Otherwise I wouldn't be able to post here

a reply to: imwilliam

The stripper club I used to work at was called The Penal Institution.

a reply to: DBCowboy

The stripper club I used to work at was called The Penal Institution.

Ah. . . I remember it well. Perhaps you and I have met previously then? Of course, I mean previously and in addition to the Lecroix affair you so foolishly mentioned a few pages back.


But, lets let bygones be bygones. Do you recall, back at "La Penal Institution" was I fond of you then, did I tip you well?

a reply to: imwilliam

Oh I got tips alright.



I feel so dirty now. . . . . . .