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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:53 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I warned you.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 10:55 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL! I saw that on facebook.




So you subscribe to the blood-sports site too?



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 11:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Like an idiot, I was refreshing the previous page, not realizing we jumped into a new one. DOH!
I love my page and most of the folks and groups I belong to there. Had to unfollow some folks though. The young pretty ladies who constantly take selfies with the pouty lips and all. Good Lord, give it a rest. Some that only talked about politics and nothing else, that got boring.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 11:03 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

My facebook friends are all old folks who I served with.

Their "selfies" would scare clowns.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 11:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ahahaha!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 07:50 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

FYI Programming note: Young Frankenstein on Turner Classic.


That's where I was last night. I forgot how good that movie was.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 07:51 AM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Evening Sir! Where is Mason hiding?


Under your bed.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 07:52 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I heard Gus got a new coloring book and 64 pack of crayons.


Crayons are delicious.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Somebody's going to have a cookout soon.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:27 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Somebody's going to have a cookout soon.


In her case it may be a cookin.






edit on 4-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:05 AM
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Pro Tip #34

Hangovers are devastating. In order to avoid them, never quit drinking!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:17 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.


He's a nice guy.



So,you are this guy then...www.ispot.tv...

A CEREAL killer!!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:22 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Getting warmer.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:23 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Pro Tip #34

Hangovers are devastating. In order to avoid them, never quit drinking!


No better advice was ever provided. I am off to the home bar.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:23 AM
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Hi guys *snicker* Looks like you guys really do have an "interesting hobby."



My assassin..*ahem* I mean "friend" found all of you guys, and she is...well...she reported back to me...*giggle*

So APPARENTLY you tough sociopathic dudes have a little "code" going here, don't cha...because she went into your basement, Mason-man, and she didn't find a torture room, or bodies, or whatever....even in the SECRET room...

But she DID find a Barbie playtime palace, a full Fisher Price kitchen set, shelves full of dolls and accessories, a fantastic Big-Girl Barbie Playhouse...and a wall of those awesome Fisher Price "Tools."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

SHE EVEN HAS PHOTOS OF THE THREE OF YOU AT THE BARBIE TEA TIME PLAY SET SIPPING VODKA AND EATING THOSE LITTLE "EASY BAKE OVEN" CAKES!!!



So I suggest you be nice to us ladies here. You wouldn't want photos like that to, you know, find their way into your workplace environments, or Lodge Meetings, unless of course that's a Mason thing??



Oh. And I do have a curse ready, but I sort of lost the "vibe" because I've been laughing so hard! I'll get back to you on that....


edit on 4-3-2017 by AboveBoard because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:29 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I go away for a while to do important man things like lumber and bear-killing, and when I return I see wimminfolk have entered our masculine manly realm.


Are we going to have to use coasters now?



Not only coasters but using linens and keeping your feet and elbows off the tables!
Also,no burping or making any funny noises with any body parts!We are women and
we will be heard!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:34 AM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

I know how to freak them out and have them flee to opposite corners of the earth.

Let's talk about our periods.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:39 AM
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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AboveBoard

I know how to freak them out and have them flee to opposite corners of the earth.

Let's talk about our periods.







posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not a bad idea.
You've already got the crawlspace under your house.


I like to think of it as my un-Safe Space.



I have had it with you sickies! I have decided to use stealth drones to investigate
all of your private basements,crawlspaces and any other types of hidey holes you
have.
When they report back to me,I will have a lab inspect all the data from the drones.
We will all finally learn the truth about your secret spots and report it here!




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