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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Oh I got tips alright.
I feel so dirty now. . . . . . .


Aw, go take a shower, you'll feel so much better. Just give me a couple of minutes to move my milk crate around to your bathroom window.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:19 PM
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a reply to: imwilliam

'kay.

Just tap on the glass when you're ready.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:21 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey you know I've just had a crazy thought. I know I've just met you fellows, but I've been thinking of busting Mom out of her current correctional institution. She's dong much better now and I think she's made all the progress on her path to ultimate enlightenment there she's going to. Any of you game?


edit on 3-3-2017 by imwilliam because: apprarently i've developed a stutter



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:24 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey you know I've just had a crazy thought. I know I've just met you fellows, but I've been thinking of busting Mom out of her current correctional institution. She's dong much better now and I think she's made all the progress on her path to ultimate enlightenment there she's going to. Any of you game?



As long as it doesn't involve putting a file in a cake.
I don't bake.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:24 PM
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Just tap on the glass when you're ready.


You know I will. Well, me or one of the other 5 guys out here crowded around your window



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT



As long as it doesn't involve putting a file in a cake.


No, already tried that. Mom ate the file, she spent a few hours in the infirmary over that.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: IAMTAT



As long as it doesn't involve putting a file in a cake.


No, already tried that. Mom ate the file, she spent a few hours in the infirmary over that.



No offense, but it sounds like your mom might be better off in an institution.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:33 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Hey, mind your manners. It's not like I don't know where to drag my milk crate if I want to peek in your windows.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: imwilliam

Since we're all locked in at the same institution, I don't think that'll work.

But you could bust us out.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:35 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: IAMTAT


Hey, mind your manners. It's not like I don't know where to drag my milk crate if I want to peek in your windows.



Windows?---I WISH!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:41 PM
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Since we're all locked in at the same institution, I don't think that'll work.




Windows?---I WISH!


All this negativity is bringing me down.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:42 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam



Since we're all locked in at the same institution, I don't think that'll work.




Windows?---I WISH!


All this negativity is bringing me down.


Go take a shower, you'll feel so much better.

Just leave the milk crate.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:47 PM
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Go take a shower, you'll feel so much better.
Just leave the milk crate.


No doubt you're right. But I think I might to be too drunk to be online. Better I go out to a few of the local pubs.

Gentlemen, I salute you. Best to you and all of yours.

Night



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:49 PM
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Gimlets are now being served in the lounge.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:52 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
I don't do "pizza"...


That makes one of us.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Gimlets are now being served in the lounge.



Did someone say Giblets?

Count me in!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:58 PM
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"Giblets" is my manservant. I once saved his life in a dangerous game of Uno in a back streets of Calcutta.

So he owes me.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

"Giblets" is my manservant. I once saved his life in a dangerous game of Uno in a back streets of Calcutta.

So he owes me.


"Please, Sahib...I already gave you ONE kidney."



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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I see my Sisters have been keeping an eye on you boys. Way to go AB! Thanks for dropping off the coasters jacy!

Now where's the rum? Why is the rum gone?


edit on 3-3-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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I'll have my manservant fetch you a crystal glass of your favorite rum.




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