You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: Night Star

I'll take a Shirley Temple.

a reply to: Night Star

He didn't mean the drink either.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought that was obvious!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Look who we're dealing with.

I bet if you said to her 'let's get hammered' she'd think you were referring to drinking and not whacking her on the head with a 10lb sledge.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Everyone knows that the saying, "I'm going to stalk you and stab your pet pigeon" means getting drunk!

Ordering your Shirley Temple 'Neat'...means putting down plastic sheeting in the kill room.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone knows that the saying, "I'm going to stalk you and stab your pet pigeon" means getting drunk!

I still don't understand why she got so freaked out when I said 'I want to carve my initials on your dismembered corpse'.

I thought everyone liked going for ice cream.

Pro Tip #25

When ordering a drink, just say, "Two fingers" of whiskey.

If you say, "Two fingers and three knuckles", you might get a surprise.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Like that old saying. . .

You scream,
You scream,
You scream,

I eat ice cream.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Me and my John Deere like it a la mowed.

I want to know how a non-serious topic like 9/11 is more important than this thread?



I mean, I get the fake alien, that s*** is important.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

This site is member generated, so some will post nonsense.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I still don't understand how garbage like that is tolerated. It drags the site down.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

I want to know how a non-serious topic like 9/11 is more important than this thread?

I mean, I get the fake alien, that s*** is important.

On the PLUS side...this thread got more flags than
'Witches are Going To Cast A Spell On Trump'.

I like to think it reflects on our gravitas.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Probably not a good idea to make fun of witches, what with Pizza Witch still above ground and all.

originally posted by: IAMTAT




I like to think it reflects on our gravitas.

Is "gravitas" French for gravy?


I like gravy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Probably not a good idea to make fun of witches, what with Pizza Witch still above ground and all.

True.
If they all ever get together...we're in deep sh#t.

a reply to: Night Star

turtle party/ninjaturtles
all my child..took over the computer...!

a reply to: IAMTAT

I suggest a preemptive burning proceeded by a hasty trial.

Worked in the past, should work now too.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I suggest a preemptive burning proceeded by a hasty trial.

Worked in the past, should work now too.

I could always roll out the dunking stool.

You used to like that.