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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:56 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

I'll take a Shirley Temple.




posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

He didn't mean the drink either.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:07 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought that was obvious!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:27 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Look who we're dealing with.

I bet if you said to her 'let's get hammered' she'd think you were referring to drinking and not whacking her on the head with a 10lb sledge.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:35 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Everyone knows that the saying, "I'm going to stalk you and stab your pet pigeon" means getting drunk!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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Ordering your Shirley Temple 'Neat'...means putting down plastic sheeting in the kill room.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:41 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone knows that the saying, "I'm going to stalk you and stab your pet pigeon" means getting drunk!


I still don't understand why she got so freaked out when I said 'I want to carve my initials on your dismembered corpse'.

I thought everyone liked going for ice cream.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:41 AM
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Pro Tip #25

When ordering a drink, just say, "Two fingers" of whiskey.

If you say, "Two fingers and three knuckles", you might get a surprise.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:42 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Like that old saying. . .

You scream,
You scream,
You scream,

I eat ice cream.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:43 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Me and my John Deere like it a la mowed.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:46 AM
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I want to know how a non-serious topic like 9/11 is more important than this thread?



I mean, I get the fake alien, that s*** is important.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:54 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

This site is member generated, so some will post nonsense.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I still don't understand how garbage like that is tolerated. It drags the site down.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

I want to know how a non-serious topic like 9/11 is more important than this thread?



I mean, I get the fake alien, that s*** is important.


On the PLUS side...this thread got more flags than
'Witches are Going To Cast A Spell On Trump'.

I like to think it reflects on our gravitas.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Probably not a good idea to make fun of witches, what with Pizza Witch still above ground and all.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT




I like to think it reflects on our gravitas.


Is "gravitas" French for gravy?


I like gravy.
edit on 3-3-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Probably not a good idea to make fun of witches, what with Pizza Witch still above ground and all.



True.
If they all ever get together...we're in deep sh#t.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

turtle party/ninjaturtles
all my child..took over the computer...!



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I suggest a preemptive burning proceeded by a hasty trial.

Worked in the past, should work now too.



posted on Mar, 3 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I suggest a preemptive burning proceeded by a hasty trial.

Worked in the past, should work now too.



I could always roll out the dunking stool.

You used to like that.




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