You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

Hey guys! Remember that time you upset the witchy lady and she did this?




Admit it. You liked it. That's why she turned you back...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You guys are all smart and so, so funny as far as I can tell from your comments that are not pulled for 'not contributing to the quality of the discussion here at ATS.'

originally posted by: MotherMayEye
...your comments that are not pulled for 'not contributing to the quality of the discussion here at ATS.'

That is just a cover story the site uses since they do not want you to know the truth about those posts. We have all gotten private messages advising us that those posts were so funny that they could cause:

Sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness, anger, Republicanism, chronic ear ringing, allergic reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, death, fatigue, insanity, heart palpitations, spontaneous gender reassignment, sleep walking, speed walking, jaywalking, Tweeting, Instagramming, hair loss (just not where you want it), Fetal Alcohol Binge Drinking Syndrome, cannibalism, discoloration, twitching, twerking and uncontrollable crying.

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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness, anger, Republicanism, chronic ear ringing, allergic reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, death, fatigue, insanity, heart palpitations, spontaneous gender reassignment, sleep walking, speed walking, jaywalking, Tweeting, Instagramming, hair loss (just not where you want it), Fetal Alcohol Binge Drinking Syndrome, cannibalism, discoloration, twitching, twerking and uncontrollable crying.

I call that a typical Monday.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Hey guys! Remember that time you upset the witchy lady and she did this?

Admit it. You liked it. That's why she turned you back...

I liked it better than that time she turned me into a newt.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: MotherMayEye
...your comments that are not pulled for 'not contributing to the quality of the discussion here at ATS.'

That is just a cover story the site uses since they do not want you to know the truth about those posts. We have all gotten private messages advising us that those posts were so funny that they could cause:

Sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness, anger, Republicanism, chronic ear ringing, allergic reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, death, fatigue, insanity, heart palpitations, spontaneous gender reassignment, sleep walking, speed walking, jaywalking, Tweeting, Instagramming, hair loss (just not where you want it), Fetal Alcohol Binge Drinking Syndrome, cannibalism, discoloration, twitching, twerking and uncontrollable crying.

I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.

These puppies are fun!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.

And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.

And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.

Oh...GREAT!
Now my nipples are erect.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.

And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.

Can we use gravy instead of water?

Thanks.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Only if you selectively apply it with turkey basters.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.

And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.

Can we use gravy instead of water?

Thanks.

I can't compete with that.
I was really lobbying for Cheez-Whiz.

a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact;

That is the three of us, but it is Zazz who is doing the slapping.

Duh.



This place is in trouble.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I've actually thought of myself more of a Shemp.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Once again, we have lowered the bar, debased the standard, pooped on the ninth green, used the tree of knowledge as firewood. . . . . . . we've sunk so low that the Kardashians won't even return our phone calls.

a reply to: DBCowboy

At least it ain't politics!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

At least it ain't politics!

We haven't sunk THAT low!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Once again, we have lowered the bar, debased the standard, pooped on the ninth green, used the tree of knowledge as firewood. . . . . . . we've sunk so low that the Kardashians won't even return our phone calls.

...and I couldn't be prouder of you both.

Keep it up...I still need to get Kanye to move out of my garage.