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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 10:41 PM
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Hey guys! Remember that time you upset the witchy lady and she did this?




Admit it. You liked it. That's why she turned you back...





posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 10:54 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You guys are all smart and so, so funny as far as I can tell from your comments that are not pulled for 'not contributing to the quality of the discussion here at ATS.'




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 06:09 AM
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originally posted by: MotherMayEye
...your comments that are not pulled for 'not contributing to the quality of the discussion here at ATS.'


That is just a cover story the site uses since they do not want you to know the truth about those posts. We have all gotten private messages advising us that those posts were so funny that they could cause:

Sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness, anger, Republicanism, chronic ear ringing, allergic reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, death, fatigue, insanity, heart palpitations, spontaneous gender reassignment, sleep walking, speed walking, jaywalking, Tweeting, Instagramming, hair loss (just not where you want it), Fetal Alcohol Binge Drinking Syndrome, cannibalism, discoloration, twitching, twerking and uncontrollable crying.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 07:53 AM
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so i went to a movie fest kids later...and someibibg to so sorry hohich i do not recall subscrw am here on this thread w so sorry for being on it i dio there is soomething wrong with my miss me bye s budmy militarykey board...
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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 08:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness, anger, Republicanism, chronic ear ringing, allergic reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, death, fatigue, insanity, heart palpitations, spontaneous gender reassignment, sleep walking, speed walking, jaywalking, Tweeting, Instagramming, hair loss (just not where you want it), Fetal Alcohol Binge Drinking Syndrome, cannibalism, discoloration, twitching, twerking and uncontrollable crying.


I call that a typical Monday.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 08:44 AM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Hey guys! Remember that time you upset the witchy lady and she did this?




Admit it. You liked it. That's why she turned you back...



I liked it better than that time she turned me into a newt.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: MotherMayEye
...your comments that are not pulled for 'not contributing to the quality of the discussion here at ATS.'


That is just a cover story the site uses since they do not want you to know the truth about those posts. We have all gotten private messages advising us that those posts were so funny that they could cause:

Sleeplessness, irritability, restlessness, anger, Republicanism, chronic ear ringing, allergic reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, death, fatigue, insanity, heart palpitations, spontaneous gender reassignment, sleep walking, speed walking, jaywalking, Tweeting, Instagramming, hair loss (just not where you want it), Fetal Alcohol Binge Drinking Syndrome, cannibalism, discoloration, twitching, twerking and uncontrollable crying.


I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.

These puppies are fun!

edit on 27-2-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.


And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:02 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.


And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.


Oh...GREAT!
Now my nipples are erect.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.


And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.


Can we use gravy instead of water?

Thanks.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Only if you selectively apply it with turkey basters.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have to admit, though, I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that participating in this thread has caused me to sprout breasts.


And my dreams of a DB/IAMTAT wet t-shirt contest have finally been realized.


Can we use gravy instead of water?

Thanks.


I can't compete with that.
I was really lobbying for Cheez-Whiz.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Little known fact;

That is the three of us, but it is Zazz who is doing the slapping.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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Duh.



This place is in trouble.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I've actually thought of myself more of a Shemp.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Once again, we have lowered the bar, debased the standard, pooped on the ninth green, used the tree of knowledge as firewood. . . . . . . we've sunk so low that the Kardashians won't even return our phone calls.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

At least it ain't politics!



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

At least it ain't politics!



We haven't sunk THAT low!



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Once again, we have lowered the bar, debased the standard, pooped on the ninth green, used the tree of knowledge as firewood. . . . . . . we've sunk so low that the Kardashians won't even return our phone calls.





...and I couldn't be prouder of you both.

Keep it up...I still need to get Kanye to move out of my garage.



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