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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 01:14 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

#CucumberLivesMatter




posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 01:22 PM
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It sounds a bit like what Gordon Ramsay called "# in a bag".
(Essentially New Zealand mutton you can pop in the microwave, or store for a couple of years.)

He freaks about it, yet one of his companies was caught selling the same stuff.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 01:43 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
It sounds a bit like what Gordon Ramsay called "sh-- in a bag".
(Essentially New Zealand mutton you can pop in the microwave, or store for a couple of years.)

He freaks about it, yet one of his companies was caught selling the same stuff.


Speaking of "# in a bag"...The same thing happened to me at wilderness camp when I was 10.

Coincidentally, I think our counselor's name was also 'Gordon'.


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edit on 26-2-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 01:55 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Uff, that's on a whole different level of #bagerry.
Not sure you can still find justice, but wishing you peace.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 01:57 PM
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When I was 10, my parents sent me to "wilderness camp".

They would drive into a forest and try to coax wolves to play with me.


Ahhh. Good times. . . . . gooood times.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:01 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah, you look a bit like you might have been raised by Bigfoot.
Any encounters?



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:03 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah, you look a bit like you might have been raised by Bigfoot.
Any encounters?


I call him, "Uncle Kevin".



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:08 PM
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Flip, that's what happened under Obamacare.
We have kids raised by mythical beasts in the middle of nowhere.

But anyway, does "uncle Kevin" identify more as a human or a gorilla?



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:15 PM
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I've been practicing my maths.
I can count to 1.
0 still confuses me.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
I've been practicing my maths.
I can count to 1.
0 still confuses me.


Get out of this thread, college boy!



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:19 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: DBCowboy

Flip, that's what happened under Obamacare.
We have kids raised by mythical beasts in the middle of nowhere.

But anyway, does "uncle Kevin" identify more as a human or a gorilla?


Neither.

He's backup dancer for Katy Perry and goes by the name Augustus Maximus.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:19 PM
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That's OK. As a simian, I guess it doesn't really matter if you go number one or two.
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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:21 PM
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And then they say there's no Masonic conspiracy behind pop music.
Ha!

I bet it's just Britney in drag.

It wasn't a hair shaving stunt - somebody ripped the wig off.
I mean on the head ... coff, coff.
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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:32 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: skunkape23

That's OK. As a simian, I guess it doesn't really matter if you go number one or two.

It matters if it's in your sleeping bag.
Trust me.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:34 PM
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So this is true. I am about to head a few houses over for a 'welcome the new neighbors' party for this couple and their young child.

Oh, the fun they are in for.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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OMG imagine the headlines - Bigfoot pooped in my sleeping-bag!
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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:43 PM
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And if you don't believe them, just ask them.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:46 PM
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Imagine that's how they actually find and validate him.
Bigfoot wiped his arse on my wife's dress.

Apart from the grey alien semen, it comes out in the washing machine though.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 02:47 PM
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originally posted by: Realtruth
And if you don't believe them, just ask them.


Do you really think any of those jerks is going to give you a straight answer?



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:01 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sorry, what's the question again?
Not the brightest spark in the fire right now.

Oh, can your heart be one place, but you mistrust officialdom?
Only God may judge what is round and what is square.
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