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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
We haven't sunk THAT low!


Give it time. I've seen these three bozos in action more times that I could care to comment on.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 10:13 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Are you talking about that "art" film Charlie Sheen and I made in college?

*sobs*

He never returned my calls. . . .



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 10:14 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Think of the positive, he gave you a parting gift that keeps giving.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 10:20 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Think of the positive, he gave you a parting gift that keeps giving.



We call it Tiger Blood.


(Or were you referring to the crock pot, because I did re-gift that)



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 10:24 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Are you talking about that "art" film Charlie Sheen and I made in college?

*sobs*

He never returned my calls. . . .



You'll always have Paris.

...that and herpes.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 11:14 AM
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originally posted by: kaylaluv
Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?


Pssst. That's ALL they have in them... it's part of their digestive process.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 11:26 AM
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originally posted by: kaylaluv
Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?



It's not about one-liners.

It's about educating people.


Did you know that the common household squid cannot write in cursive?

Did you?

I think not.

Thanks a lot, Obama.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 11:38 AM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: kaylaluv
Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?


Pssst. That's ALL they have in them... it's part of their digestive process.



Did someone just request Fart jokes?


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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:05 PM
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originally posted by: kaylaluv
Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?


That's like asking DB how many crullers he can eat in one sitting. Is like double-infinity an actual thing?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: kaylaluv
Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?


That's like asking DB how many crullers he can eat in one sitting.

Is like double-infinity an actual thing?


That's whats labelled on the waistband of his underwear.
(Don't ask me how I know that)
edit on 27-2-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:27 PM
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I'm currently working on a serious documentary about SpongeBob Squarepants.

Did you know that he started his career as an IUD?









posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:28 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: kaylaluv
Good lord, how many one-liners do you guys have in you?


That's like asking DB how many crullers he can eat in one sitting.

Is like double-infinity an actual thing?


That's whats labelled on the waistband of his underwear.
(Don't ask me how I know that)


I have to special order the triple-infinity.

The Amazon driver swears a lot.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:37 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


Did you know that he started his career as an IUD?



Are you still talking about Charlie Sheen?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:38 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

The Hoff.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

YANNI!



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Derp Sponge, the secret government birth control tactic only to be used in extreme circumstances.








posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:50 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
That's whats labelled on the waistband of his underwear.
(Don't ask me how I know that)


Why would I? I have the recording.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
That's whats labelled on the waistband of his underwear.
(Don't ask me how I know that)


Why would I? I have the recording.


You promised to destroy that after I sent you the last payment.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 12:58 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Derp Sponge, the secret government birth control tactic only to be used in extreme circumstances.








SPOILER ALERT! Politics Incoming:

I was hoping the Obamacare Death Panel would've disposed of that guy by now.



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