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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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Apparently there's this woman somewhere in the US who lives in a forest, and she claims the Bigfoot knock on her door and beg for garlic.

They think it helps for the fleas.




posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:25 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

When Bigfoot comes a-knockin and all it wants is a bunch of garlic for their group's fleas? You freaking give them a bunch of freaking garlic.

from the "Big Book of Bigfoot: Rules of Engagement, page 1003"
edit on 26-2-2017 by AboveBoard because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:40 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: kibric

How the hell did you get that from my post ?


Night, last time I try protect you from AM sister


Bahahaha! Oh come on, you know you will. I'll protect you with that sword when I get it back, or magic, or something.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Probably a more working class type of bigfoot.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:57 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Night, last time I try protect you from AM sister


She's so innocent it kills me. Her mind just doesn't operate on the same sub-basement level of filth where mine does.


But that's a good thing says Night Star with innocent doe eyes.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

For Night Star...



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is it my imagination or are you and DB really sick puppies?
I think if either of you invited me over for dinner it would
be in my best interest to decline the offer!


I'm always telling Mason I aint going to his house. There are others in here too who I would be wary of. They scare me!



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 04:08 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That's interesting! Of course at the shed, we have all kinds of odd creatures.





I am still pages behind. I have my running shoes on, but I can't run. This might take a while.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 04:09 PM
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I wonder if there's lgbt Bigfoots out there?

Pink's not so great for camouflage
But he's hiding in the foliage.
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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 04:13 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Those are cool creatures too.

Keep your running shoes on, Night Star...AM will be back soon...and he'll probably be cranky after not being allowed to eat the new neighbors.
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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What qualifies as an "adult"?

(just curious)








posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 04:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


So this is true. I am about to head a few houses over for a 'welcome the new neighbors' party for this couple and their young child.

Oh, the fun they are in for.


This is you...



Saw that at facebook, thought of you and uploaded it here just to use for you. LOL True story!



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I might gnaw the furniture and poop on the rug too.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:10 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Now that's what we call performance art!



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:26 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

The nose plugs made from crap don't seem to be selling quite so much for some reason.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:40 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Oh dear, well my urine-flavoured mouthwash wasn't a big hit either.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:44 PM
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perhaps, most likely i didn't notice people here...sorry...
i finished a book and forgot the great people of ATS...please except my thanks and so so....
thank you for being humans and goodbye...
so i shall re-read the greatest OP of the year!
or one of them...
pepsi



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 06:45 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

your not so innocent....




posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 07:17 PM
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a reply to: kibric

That's George. He's from another Kingdom from the North.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Keep your running shoes on, Night Star...AM will be back soon...and he'll probably be cranky after not being allowed to eat the new neighbors.


I was actually a hit with the small kids, they all liked me.

Mostly because I am a high-functioning sociopath. The one I chased around with the kitchen tongs couldn't get enough.



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